132 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Penguins.
"I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals; I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"Penguins are just really overwhelming to my brain."
"I love penguins. They are like little tuxedoed gentlemen."
"A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be."
"Penguins: no matter how much they weigh, they always make you smile."
"If you want to be a penguin, be a penguin."
"Some people are like penguins: They always waddle through life, but they never manage to fly."
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"Every time I see a penguin, I smile. You can't help it. They are just delightful creatures."
"You can’t be sad when you’re holding a penguin."
"If you think penguins can’t fly, watch how fast they dive!"
"There’s nothing more fun than a penguin sliding on the ice!"
"There’s a fine line between a penguin and a pigeon—in attitude."
"Penguins are the masters of keeping it cool."
"Why did the penguin cross the road? To go to the ice cream shop!"
"Penguins are the only birds that can swim but not fly. You can't have it all, I guess!"
"I wish I could be a penguin, because they just waddle through life with that cute little walk."
"Fallen snow and waddling penguins: nature has a funny way of making us laugh."
"Let’s take penguin emojis to the next level, just like they take sliding on ice to the next level!"
"They say walking in snow is good exercise. I say watch penguins do it and be entertained!"
"Penguins in a tuxedo – nature’s very own comedians!"
"What does a penguin wear to the beach? A sunscreen-tuxedo!"
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"Always keep your cool, like a penguin in a tuxedo."
"If I were a penguin, I’d be the life of the party without even trying!"
"Why did the penguin win the race? Because he was waddling good!"
"Penguins prove you don't need to fly to be a star!"
"Want to cheer up your day? Just think of penguins sliding through ice!"
"A penguin is a bird that cannot fly. It is also a bird that cannot walk because it’s waddling."
"I like penguins because they are the only birds that are better dressed than I am."
"Penguins: Because sometimes you just need to be a little flippery."
"What do penguins wear to the beach? A tuxedo swimsuit!"
"I’m not saying I’m a penguin, but I also can’t fly and I look good in a tuxedo."
"If you see me waddling, just know I’m doing my best penguin impression."
"You know what my favorite exercise is? Running out of fish! Oh wait, I'm a penguin, I waddle!"
"How do penguins build their houses? Igloos it together!"
"What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!"
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"Real penguins don’t need a tuxedo. They just wear their natural charm."
"If I were a penguin, I’d be the one slipping and sliding everywhere trying to get a fish."
"Penguins might look like they have it together, but they’re really just waddling through life."
"What do you call a happy penguin? A flipper of joy!"
"You can't run away from penguins; you're just going to end up getting flippered!"
"Let’s face it: if I had feathers, I’d wear them open because penguins are the ultimate cool!"
"Why don’t you ever see penguins in the UK? Because they’re afraid of Wales!"
"I'd rather be a penguin than a bird that flies. At least they know how to keep their suits clean."
"What does a penguin eat for lunch? Icebergers!"
"A penguin is a bird that walks like it knows the ground is icy."
"When in doubt, just waddle it out like a penguin!"
"Being a penguin is not easy; you have to wobble just enough to look cute without falling over."
"Why did the penguin cross the road? To go to the other ice floe!"
"In a world of peacocks, be a penguin wearing a bow tie."
"Don't judge a penguin by its tuxedo; it's just trying to blend into the frosty landscape."
"Penguins are examples of how to be cute and classy at the same time."
"What kind of music do penguins like? Anything that's cool!"
"I love penguins! They can’t fly, but they can waddle and slide like a pro!"
"Penguins are like chicken nuggets in tuxedos."
"If I was a penguin, I would be the most fashionable one."
"Why don’t penguins like talking to strangers at parties? They find it hard to break the ice!"
"It's difficult to be a penguin! You have to stay classy, but all you want to do is slip and slide!"
"A penguin is just another bird in a tuxedo who knows how to party."
"Why don't penguins like the sun? Because they prefer their ice cold!"
"Penguins: the only birds that can't fly but can still pull off a tuxedo."
"There’s no better cocktail party than one hosted by penguins. Just don’t forget to bring the ice!"
"When I see a penguin, I think: 'That's a bird who knows how to dress!'"
"A day without a penguin is like a day without sunshine… though it might be a bit chillier."
"Why was the penguin unhappy? He had a bad case of the flippers!"
"Become a penguin! Just waddle through life and look dapper!"
"What do penguins wear to the beach? Their swimsuits—tuxedos, that is!"
"Penguins are a reminder that style and humor go hand in hand."
"Ever meet a penguin who didn't make you smile? Me either!"
"If laughter is the best medicine, then watching a penguin waddle is the cure-all!"
"Penguins don't have time for drama; they are too busy being fabulously adorable!"
"Life is better with penguins because they teach us how to stand tall while dealing with cold feet."
"In the grand scheme of things, we are all just waddling through life like penguins."
"A penguin walks into a bar... and immediately asks for the ice cubes!"
"Sometimes you just have to waddle your own way and embrace your inner penguin!"
"I’ve no idea what’s going on in a penguin’s mind, but it must be a fun place!"
"Every penguin has a party inside; don’t miss out just because it’s cold outside!"
"Dressing like a penguin is always the right choice, because who doesn’t want to look dapper?"
"Remember, no matter how far you waddle, you can always find a flock to join!"
"Penguins may not fly, but they always soar in style!"
"I love penguins because they’re giant furries who can’t fly, but they sure know how to waddle with style."
"If penguins can walk in tuxedos, then so can you."
"Penguins are the only birds who can hold their heads high... because they wear bow ties."
"I went to see some penguins and realized their hot tub was bigger than mine."
"A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender: 'Have you seen my brother?' The bartender says, 'No, what does he look like?'"
"What do penguins do on their birthday? Ice cake!"
"Why don’t penguins like talking to strangers at parties? They find it hard to break the ice."
"Keeping warm in winter? Just dress like a penguin and waddle your way into warmth!"
"Did you hear about the penguin who was made king? He refused to do any fishy business!"
"My spirit animal is a penguin: dressed impeccably, can't fly, and totally adorable."
"Why are penguins good race car drivers? Because they always keep their cool!"
"I’ve been known to create quite a flap when I don my penguin suit."
"When life gets you down, just remember: if penguins can thrive in the cold, you can handle anything!"
"The secret of a happy life? A penguin suit and a good sense of humor!"
"In a world full of pigeons, be a penguin – as cool as ice!"
"Why did the penguin cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!"
"Penguins: they may look like they’re dressed for a gala, but they always bring the entertainment!"
"You can’t make everyone happy; you’re not a penguin in a tuxedo."
"Waddling like a penguin is like dancing – you’re not doing it wrong as long as you’re having fun!"
"Why did the penguin go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a real icebreaker!"
"I may not be a penguin, but when it comes to fashion, I'm definitely waddling in the right direction!"
"If I were a penguin, I’d never worry about a bad hair day. It’s simply a slicked back tuxedo!"
"Why don’t penguins ever get lost? Because they always follow their instincts – and the ice path!"
"You know you’re a true penguin lover when you think swimming in ice water looks like a party!"
"The best part about being a penguin? You have an excuse to be dressed to impress at all times!"
"What type of music do penguins listen to? Ice-olation blues!"
"Life’s a waddle, not a race – just ask a penguin!"
"The penguin is a flightless bird, but its spirit is always soaring."
"Penguins are like little tuxedoed ninjas."
"I think they’re the best-dressed animals in the world."
"When life is hard, you have to be a penguin—just waddle it out."
"I love penguins because they are the only birds that can’t fly away from their problems."
"The only thing cuter than a baby penguin is more baby penguins."
"If penguins could talk, they'd probably sound like a very dignified news anchor."
"Penguins: Nature's way of reminding us that we should all wear tuxedos more often."
"Why don't penguins like talking to strangers at parties? They find it hard to break the ice!"
"A penguin waddles into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What’ll it be?' The penguin replies, 'A fish, please!' Because it's happy hour! "
"Penguins may not fly, but they sure know how to slide into a good time!"
"What's a penguin's favorite relative? Aunt Arctica!"
"Some days, I feel like a penguin: a little awkward, but still fabulously dressed."
"Why don’t penguins like talking to strangers? They find it hard to break the ice!"
"Never trust a penguin in a suit—Can’t tell if they’re going to a wedding or plotting a heist!"
"Why do penguins always carry their lunch with them? Because they are afraid of getting cold feet at the café!"
"A penguin in a tuxedo: the only acceptable way to be over-dressed!"
"Penguins are like vegetarian sharks: they swim, they slide, and they're always on the hunt for a good meal!"
"I’ve never met a penguin who gets stressed out; they just waddle on with their lives."
"Every time I see a penguin, I wish I could slide on ice like that without falling flat on my face!"
"What do you get when you cross a penguin with a dog? A PENGUIN who can’t stop barking and slip-sliding around!"
"Stay cool like a penguin in ice—because life’s too short to take too seriously!"
"Penguins know how to party: slide, splash, and then nap under the sun!"
"If you've ever watched a penguin walk, you know they're all about the 'slow and steady wins the race' mantra."
"In a world full of peacocks, be a penguin—stylish, yet unapologetically grounded."
"Why do penguins always look so happy? Because they’ve mastered the art of chill!"
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