25 result(s) for Funny Nigeria Quotes.
"I am not a politician and even if I was, I would be a very bad one."
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
"Nigeria is a country where the more you look, the less you see."
"In Nigeria, the only thing that works is the generator."
"No condition is permanent."
"I never went to school, but I have common sense."
"If you want to hide something from a Nigerian, put it in a book."
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"Experience is the teacher of all things."
"The problem with Nigeria is the unwillingness or inability of its leaders to rise to the responsibility, to the challenge of personal example which are the hallmarks of true leadership."
"Elections in Nigeria are like a drama, a very interesting one."
"The only thing consistent about Nigeria is its inconsistency."
"I choose to be Nigerian. It's the best and the worst decision I ever made."
"The goat eats into a yam that was meant for a feast."
"He who brings kola brings life."
"Until lions have their own historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter."
"It is better to be a chicken for a day than a cockroach for a hundred years."
"When two elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers."
"No shortcuts to any place worth going."
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
"If I am walking back to front, nobody has the right to tell me to turn around."
"Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood"
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"The secret of getting ahead is getting started"
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"
"A little knowledge that acts is worth infinitely more than much knowlege that is idle"
"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together."
