Memorable Funny Work Quotes

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"Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished."
Leslie Nielsen
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
Charles Lamb
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
Robert Frost
"I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it."
Bill Gates
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
Edgar Bergen
"I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
Jerome K. Jerome
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
Robert Frost
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"I told my boss exactly what was on my mind and that’s why I’m unemployed."
Unknown
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."
Mark Twain
"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."
Ogden Nash
"Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work."
Earl Nightingale
"There is no secret to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."
Colin Powell
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."
Oscar Wilde
"A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure."
Unknown
"My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home."
Unknown
"I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
Thomas Edison
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
Vince Lombardi
"Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task."
William James
"I'm not sure what was harder - my first job interview or telling my parents I wanted to be a comedian."
Seth Meyers
"Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired."
Michelangelo
"I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it."
Pablo Picasso
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"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
Lily Tomlin
"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."
Will Rogers
"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you."
anonymous
"The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
Joe Girard
"I told my boss exactly what was on my mind. Then he fired me."
Unknown
"I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
Jerome K. Jerome
"My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home."
Unknown
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time."
Joe Girard
"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.A., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B."
Fats Domino
"I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning."
J. B. Priestley
"If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock."
Unknown
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
Steve Jobs
"It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours."
Ronald Reagan
"I'm not sure what's harder: explaining the work I do or doing the work I do."
Unknown
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"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand."
Unknown
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they leave."
Oscar Wilde
"Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it."
Dwight D. Eisenhower
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
Lily Tomlin
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."
Charles M. Schulz
"The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished."
Unknown
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
Oscar Wilde

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