25 result(s) for Humorous New Year Quotes.
"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions."
"My New Year's resolution is to give up all resolutions."
"New Year's resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
"New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual."
"Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since."
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"My New Year's resolution is to stop pretending that I can tell the difference betweenемые Chardonnays and Sauvignon Blancs"
"New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions."
"New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive."
"I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding life, is too much of a daily event for me."
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other."
"New Year's Resolution: To be more tolerant of people who make bad New Year's resolutions."
"May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."
"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account."
"Last year I wanted to lose weight. Now all I want is to lose what I found."
"Wishing you 12 months of success, 52 weeks of laughter, 365 days of fun, 8,760 hours of joy, 525,600 minutes of good luck, and 31,536,000 seconds of happiness."
"My New Year's resolution is to drink more water. My New Year's plan is to drink more cocktails (which contain water)."
"New Year's... a fresh start, a clean slate, and a lot of potential for things to go terribly wrong."
"I would say Happy New Year but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder."
"New Year's Eve: the only night when people set off explosives in the hope of a better tomorrow."
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"Hoping that I can stick to my resolutions this year without needing to make excuses or justifying myself to others! Happy New Year!"
"My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey."
"I'm not going to make any resolutions for the New Year. I'm just going to keep doing what I do best: making questionable decisions and blaming them on the previous year."
"Happy New Year! Here's to making mistakes in 2024 so that you can learn and grow from them in 2025."
