24 result(s) for Funny New Year New Me Quotes.
"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions."
"My New Year's resolution is to give up moaning. Although I'm not sure I'll manage it."
"New Year's resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
"New Year's Day is now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual."
"I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding life, is too much of a daily event for me."
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."
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"New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions."
"Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits."
"My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging around people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions."
"New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those debts are large enough to warrant a strongly worded letter."
"I'm writing my New Year's resolutions on a banana peel so when I don't follow through, I can just toss it."
"New Year's resolution: Drink more water. Also, mind my own business."
"I'm going on a whisky diet. I've already lost three days."
"My New Year's resolution is 1080p."
"I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person."
"My New Year's resolution is to break all my other resolutions."
"I'm thinking about my New Year's resolution. I'm going to change from a B+ to an A-."
"I'm not making any resolutions for the New Year. I'm happy with myself and the way I am. Besides, it wouldn't do any good."
"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account."
"Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go."
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"New Year's Resolution: To be more awesome than last year."
"New Year's Eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights."
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other."
