126 result(s) for Funny Marathon Quotes.
"I don't run to add days to my life. I run to add life to my days."
"Running is the greatest metaphor for life, because you get out of it what you put into it."
"If you see me collapse, pause my Garmin."
"The only time I set the bar low is for limbo."
"Marathon: A race you can say you finished, even if you walked the last half."
"I thought they said, 'Rum!'"
"Pain is temporary, but my marathon time is forever."
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"I’m only half crazy. The other half is just normal."
"Will run for tacos."
"You think running a marathon is hard? Try finding a good port-a-potty!"
"The marathon is a test of endurance, willpower, and how much you like your running shoes."
"Just remember: if you don’t finish the race, you’ll never get your medal."
"You know you're a marathon runner when you get more excited about your race bib than your birthday gift!"
"Marathons: Because family and friends are too supportive."
"I run marathons so I can say I run marathons."
"Forget the dog—I'd rather be chased by a pizza!"
"I run because I can't fly!"
"The best pace is a suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die."
"Every marathon is an adventure...for the pizza afterwards!"
"Marathon runners know that a half pipe can mean something completely different after 20 miles."
"If running doesn’t scare you at least a little, you’re doing it wrong."
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"Keep calm and run a marathon! (or at least run to the fridge)"
"You know you're training for a marathon when your shoes cost more than your car!"
"At the finish line, they give you food. That's where I want to be."
"I told my wife I was going to run a marathon. She said, 'You can't even run a bath.'"
"Running is a mental sport... and we're all insane!"
"Why do they call it a marathon? You run twenty-six point two miles, not a ‘marathon-er’!"
"Marathon runners in training: eating pasta like it’s their job."
"If you see me running, it's probably because there's a bear chasing me!"
"Running a marathon is like a game of chess, with one important difference: instead of moving pieces, you're moving your entire body!"
"If you don't look ridiculous, you're not running hard enough."
"The only thing I like less than running is not running."
"I run because I really, really like dessert."
"Running: cheaper than therapy and more effective than chocolate!"
"I run marathons to fuel my donut habit."
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"The difference between a jogger and a runner is an extra 5.5 miles."
"I’m in a love affair with running – it’s totally unrequited!"
"Training for a marathon is like preparing for a divorce: it involves a lot of crying and lots of running to avoid facing the situation."
"I run marathons like I live life: one mile at a time, with plenty of snacks!"
"Running: because who needs a good excuse?"
"I’m not a real runner until I have my marathon injury."
"My favorite pace is ‘slowly and enjoyably’."
"A marathon is a race of endurance…and an excuse to eat cake!"
"I run marathons for the chopsticks they give me at the end."
"It’s not about how fast you go; it’s about how much you can eat afterwards!"
"The only marathon I want to be in is a Netflix marathon."
"Some see a marathon as a challenge; I see it as an opportunity for a long snack break!"
"Why run a marathon? To justify eating everything in sight."
"In my next life, I want to come back as a marathon medal."
"Fitness is not about being better than someone else; it's about being better than you used to be. But hey, snacks help too!"
"I’m not a jogger. I’m a runner. If I’m running, it’s because I’m being chased."
"Marathons: The only way to get a medal for chafing."
"I run marathons because I love the feeling of having a medal around my neck. And then I eat tacos."
"Running is a mental sport and we're all insane."
"I thought they said 'rum' at the end of the marathon."
"If you see me running, it means that I am being chased."
"The only reason I run is so that I can eat cake."
"Running is not about being better than someone else. It’s about being better than you used to be. Unless you're running against me; then you should be afraid."
"I run marathons because I enjoy long walks to the finish line."
"I run marathons, but I’m just a fast walker with a medal."
"Marathon runners are crazies. But we’re crazies that get medals."
"I run so I can eat cupcakes guilt-free."
"Running is like a relationship: sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, but you keep coming back to it anyway."
"The most important thing about running is that you can't take it too seriously; you've got to have fun."
"I run marathons for the 'I’m a badass' post-race social media posts."
"If you’re not sweating, you’re not running hard enough... or you're just standing still."
"Training for a marathon is like building a snowman. You put in a little bit of effort, and it eventually comes together in the end."
"Pain is temporary; finishing is forever. Especially when there's cake at the end."
"Running is the answer. What was the question?"
"The marathon: the original fear factor!"
"Running may not add years to your life, but it will add life to your years—especially after a good meal!"
"It's not how fast you go; it's how much you can eat afterward."
"Who knew training for a marathon was just a well-disguised way to justify an elaborate brunch?"
"After running a long race, people will say, 'You did it!' But really, all I did was jog a lot."
"I don’t run to add days to my life, I run to add life to my days."
"Running a marathon is like a relationship. It’s hard work, sometimes painful, but the end is always worth it."
"Marathons: Because it’s not a party until you’ve run 26.2 miles to get there."
"I thought they said 'rum' marathon."
"The marathon is a time-machine that takes you back to the moment you first did something great."
"I'm only running this marathon to annoy people."
"I run marathons to escape eating doughnuts."
"I run marathons for the 'after' photo!"
"Marathons are like my closet: I can always find room for one more!"
"I’m running the marathon in a costume for charity. Some people call it crazy; I call it fun!"
"Why do they call it the marathon? Because 'long, painful experience' sounded too harsh."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a marathon, asking it to love her."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"Marathon training: mixing in some quality couch time with long runs."
"Long distance running is a test of the human spirit. But who needs that stress when you can just stay in bed?"
"I didn't think it was possible to carry my snacks and run at the same time. But I did it!"
"Running a marathon? It’s all fun and games until you try to walk the next day."
"I’m training for a marathon – hoping to break out my 'run-cation' plans!"
"Sweat is just fat crying, and after 26.2 miles, I bet it cries a lot!"
"If you see me running, it’s probably because I’m being chased."
"There’s no such thing as bad weather, just inappropriate clothing. And maybe a questionable marathon choice!"
"I run marathons because punching people is illegal."
"It’s not the miles that count; it’s the smiles… and maybe the snacks at the end!"
"If running hurts, you’re doing it wrong. Or maybe it’s just a marathon."
"Marathoners are like pasta; they get better with time (and a little sauce)."
"You know you’re a marathoner when ‘who needs sleep?’ is your life motto."
"I run marathons because punching people is frowned upon."
"Running: Cheaper than therapy."
"I always thought that running a marathon was a good way to get rid of a bad habit. And I was right! Now I'm addicted to running marathons."
"If I had a dollar for every time I ran a marathon, I’d be broke."
"Marathon running is a great way to lose weight, but unfortunately, it’s mostly my sanity."
"Why do I run marathons? Because I love wondering why I started this at mile 20."
"I run marathons because I love the feeling of being chased."
"There’s no glory in running 26.2 miles. Just a lot of pain, sweat, and a desire for pizza."
"The best part about running a marathon is the ‘I survived’ T-shirt."
"Some people create their own storms, then get upset when it rains. Others run a marathon."
"I’m not a runner; I’m a jogger with a strong dislike for walking."
"I like to think of running as a form of meditation that happens to involve a lot of sweat."
"Running a marathon: because I’m too lazy to go to the gym for an hour."
"The only thing better than running a marathon is telling people you've run a marathon."
"Running: the only sport where you can get to the finish line before your brain catches up."
"It’s not about the speed; it’s about the finish line… and the pizza afterwards."
"I thought about running a marathon, but my couch told me it wasn’t a good idea."
"You know you’re a runner when your Facebook pictures constantly resemble the finish line of a marathon."
"Marathon runners: the only people who voluntarily undergo a bumpy relationship with their knees."
"One day I hope to run a marathon. Until then, I’ll keep running in my dreams."
"Running a marathon is a lot like getting married… it starts out fun but soon you realize it’s going to be a long haul!"
"I run marathons just to eat more pizza guilt-free."
"The finish line is just the beginning of my next pizza run."
"Getting to the finish line is great, but running back for a second slice of cake might be my real motivation."
"Running a marathon is like a relationship: full of ups, downs, and sometimes you just want to quit!"
"Marathons: where the sweat is real, and the snacks after are even better."
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