114 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Women Shirts.
"Behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry."
"I’m not the bossy type. I just have better ideas."
"I could give up shopping, but I’m not a quitter."
"There’s no 'we' in fries."
"If you think I’m crazy, you should meet my other personality."
"I have a degree in sarcasm."
"I’m here for a good time, not a long time."
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"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
"I’m a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time."
"If you don’t like my attitude, quit talking to me."
"The only thing I throwback on Thursdays is my haircut."
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll make an exception."
"If you want to be original, be ready to be copied."
"Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot."
"I may be a handful, but that’s why you have two hands."
"I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode."
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
"I’m so glad we had this talk. I feel much better about myself now."
"I am a woman, what's your superpower?"
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
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"I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time."
"I could be tamed, but I'm not sure I'd want to be."
"Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."
"I don’t need a prince to rescue me. I’m a princess and I can rescue myself."
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."
"I'm just a girl standing in front of a salad asking it to be a donut."
"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So I go back to being me."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you."
"Sure, I’d love to help you out… now, which way did you come in?"
"I'm here for a good time, not a long time."
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
"I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!"
"I’m like a butterfly, pretty to see, hard to catch."
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"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you."
"I don’t do push-ups. I do just enough to be able to do a push-up."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"I'm silently correcting your grammar."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"I’m like a butterfly – pretty to see but hard to catch."
"I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!"
"I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me."
"If you think I’m high maintenance, you should see my bank account."
"Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."
"I’m just a hot mess trying to find my way."
"I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing."
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised."
"My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do."
"I’m really just a very creative person in a normal world."
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"I don’t need an excuse to drink wine."
"Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?"
"The only running I do is running out of wine."
"Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed."
"I’m aging like fine wine. I just keep getting better."
"I’m a limited edition."
"Coffee: because adulting is hard."
"I’m in a committed relationship with my bed."
"When nothing goes right, go left."
"Smile big, laugh often."
"Being a woman is a superpower."
"Behind every successful woman is a tribe of other successful women who have her back."
"I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
"You can’t make everybody happy. You’re not a taco."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"If you can't be kind, at least be quiet."
"I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode."
"I’ve learned that you can’t have everything and do everything at the same time."
"I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time."
"I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."
"You know you’re in trouble when your boss asks you to sit down and gets you a drink."
"I am woman, hear me roar, and also, please get me some chocolate."
"I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom."
"A girl should be two things: who and what she wants."
"I have a dream that one day I will not have to go to the grocery store."
"My life isn't perfect, but my hair is."
"Drama? I think you mean my life."
"I’m not a morning person. Or a night person. I’m really just a ‘don’t talk to me’ person."
"I’m not short, I’m fun size."
"If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best."
"Sassy, classy, with a touch of bad-assy."
"I told my therapist about you."
"I’m just a hot mess expressing my feelings."
"Caffeine and kindness: the essentials of my day."
"Self-care is not selfish; you cannot serve from an empty vessel."
"I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas."
"Well-behaved women seldom make history."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee."
"A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it’s in hot water."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"I can’t believe I’m awake. I need more coffee."
"If you think I’m crazy, you should meet my friends."
"I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"I have my own back. And if you don't, I can take care of myself, thank you very much."
"In a world where you can be anything, be kind. But also be yourself—annoying or not!"
"Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle."
"I’m not weird, I’m limited edition."
"There is no limit to what we, as women, can accomplish."
"I’m not a snack; I’m the whole meal!"
"You can’t be sad when you’re holding a cupcake."
"Ladies, if you can’t change the world, change your hairstyle."
"Be a voice, not an echo."
"I was going to take over the world, but I overslept."
"I’m not short; I’m fun-sized!"
"I'm making a list of the things I’m not doing today. It includes everything."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"I need six months of vacation, twice a year!"
"I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time."
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"
"I'm just here to avoid friends on Facebook."
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