132 result(s) for Funny Snowboarding Quotes.
"Snowboarding is for life - not just for winter!"
"I snowboard because it’s better than working out at the gym: I get to scream while falling down a mountain! "
"You know you’re a snowboarder when you spend more time on your butt than your feet in the snow."
"Snowboarding: the only sport where you can fall down and get up smiling!"
"I thought my snowboard was a fitness program... turns out it just makes me sore!"
"Snowboarding is just an excuse for me to wear cool clothes and drink hot cocoa."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch!"
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"I don't need therapy; I just need to go snowboarding!"
"Snowboarding: the only time falling on your face is considered a good thing."
"If you’re not falling, you’re not trying hard enough!"
"There’s no such thing as bad weather, just bad snowboarding gear."
"You know it's going to be a good day when you wake up and see snow on the ground!"
"Skiing is for people who are afraid of the dark. Snowboarding is for people who are not!"
"Snowboarding is just a lower form of flying."
"The only thing that gets hurt on a snowboarder is their wallet."
"A bad day on the slopes is better than a good day at work."
"I'm not a great snowboarder. I'm a great faller!"
"Sun, snow, and a little bit of sass – that’s how I roll!"
"To ski or to snowboard? That is the question. Right answer: Just do both and enjoy the tumbles!"
"I don’t always snowboard, but when I do, I prefer to eat snow!"
"Is it called 'snowboarding' if I’m just rolling around in the snow?"
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"Snowboarding: the art of falling down the mountain with style."
"If you can’t feel your toes, you’re doing it right!"
"Why do snowboarding pros make it look so easy? Probably because they don’t fall as much as I do!"
"On a scale from one to ten, I’m about a four on the snowboard scale!"
"It’s all fun and games until you bite the snow!"
"Forget your worries! Just board and enjoy the rides!"
"I couldn't find my way down the mountain. So I just started a new career in snowboarding. I’m currently on the black diamond of life."
"The only thing faster than a snowboarder is the hospital bill when they get hurt."
"Snowboarding: the only time it's acceptable to catch snowflakes with your face."
"I love snowboarding. It's like flying, but with a board and a whole lot more falling."
"Snowboarding is the best way to make a fool of yourself in front of strangers while looking cool."
"I'm just a girl who loves snowboarding and chocolate. Which is basically the same thing."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch and it's best enjoyed on a snowboarding trip."
"Remember, the only thing cooler than being cool is shredding down the mountain."
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"Snowboarding is like a dance party on a frozen mountain. It’s all about the rhythm and the epic wipeouts."
"If you’re not falling, you’re not snowboarding hard enough. Or you’re just really good at it."
"Skiing is for people who come from money. Snowboarding is for people who actually have fun."
"Why do I fall while snowboarding? Because the ground wanted a snow angel of its own."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I fall while snowboarding."
"I spend more time in the air than I do on the ground when snowboarding. Get used to it!"
"When in doubt, shred it out!"
"Snowboarding: because therapy is too expensive."
"Nothing brings people together like flying down a mountain with boards strapped to their feet."
"I tried to join the snowboarding club at school, but I kept getting rejected. I think they just didn’t like my style!"
"A good snowboard instructor will teach you how to focus on what’s ahead. A great one will teach you how to laugh at yourself when you fall."
"You know you’re a snowboarder when you consider your lunch break as an opportunity for a little session."
"Snowboarding: the art of crashing in style."
"Some call it chaotic. I call it snowboarding magic!"
"The only thing worse than falling on a snowboard is landing in front of someone you know."
"Snowboarding is nature's way of telling you to embrace your inner kid—preferably while laughing uncontrollably!"
"If you think snowboarding is cool, wait till you see people ski without poles."
"Being a snowboarding enthusiast means knowing how to land—whether it's on your feet or on a tasty hot chocolate!"
"Snowboards: the world's most expensive excuse to take a tumble."
"Snowboarding is a lot like sex. It's all about the timing, and if you're not willing to fall, you're missing out."
"The best part of snowboarding is falling. It’s just like splatting, except you’re not a bug."
"I would go snowboarding more often, but I think it interferes with my ability to walk."
"I think my favorite workout is snowboarding. I mean, I’m not really working out, but I’m very committed to pretending I’m a snow ninja on the slopes."
"I keep my snowboarding passion at a level that doesn't require me to actually get on the slope."
"If at first, you don't succeed, then maybe snowboarding isn’t for you."
"Snowboarding is for everyone—except for those who don’t want to fall flat on their face."
"The only thing cooler than snowboarding is snowboarding while pretending you’re really good at it."
"Snowboarding: Because skiing is too easy and falling is too much fun!"
"Birds may fly, but I snowboard."
"Snowboarding: the art of turning your body into an elaborate snow ramp."
"Who needs a therapist when you can just strap on a snowboard and scream down a mountain?"
"Every time I go snowboarding, I bring my 'I’m okay' sign."
"Snowboarding is the only time I’m willing to embrace falling on my butt repeatedly."
"When in doubt, just ride your board down the slope and hope for the best!"
"A snowboard is just a fancy way of saying 'I love falling sideways!"
"Just because you're falling doesn't mean you're failing—it's called snowboarding!"
"I don't always snowboard, but when I do, I try to do it with style... then fall."
"Falling on a snowboard is just a way to show the mountain you’re really committed."
"The thrill of the snowboard ride is only surpassed by the joyous act of crashing in the snow."
"If the snowboarding doesn’t go well, at least the falls are entertaining!"
"Skiing is for people who don’t know how to snowboard—and for people who like to stand."
"My favorite part about snowboarding is the whole falling and getting back up dance."
"The secret to mastering snowboarding is to learn how to fall gracefully."
"Snowboarding: where every fall is just a new way to show off!"
"Snowboarding is like a war. The mountain is your enemy and you’re the soldier who has to slide down it without getting killed."
"I have a new theory, that’s life. When you’re on top of the mountain, you’ve got to come down sometime – so why not do it on a snowboard?"
"I don’t need therapy, I just need to go snowboarding."
"Snowboarding is the only place where I can find my balance."
"If you think snowboarding is dangerous, try being an ex-girlfriend of a snowboarder!"
"There are two kinds of people in the world. People who snowboard, and those who don’t know what fun is."
"Some call it reckless, I call it fun - that's snowboarding!"
"The best part of winter? Snowboarding, obviously. The worst part? Being grounded at home."
"Congratulations! You bought your first snowboard. Now let the bruises begin!"
"Nothing says thrill like defying gravity on a snowboard while falling flat on your face."
"Why do snowmen like to snowboard? Because they love kicking it on the slopes!"
"If you get too good at snowboarding, the mountain might just ask you to leave!"
"You know you're a snowboarder when your idea of a perfect day includes a good shred and a bad fall."
"Snowboarding: because sometimes you just need to slide down a hill and laugh like a kid."
"Snowboarding is the only sport where falling is part of the skill development."
"Why do snowboarders make terrible secret agents? Because they always leave tracks!"
"How do snowboarders stay secure? They always have a tight ‘board’ of friends!"
"Life is better when you're snowboarding, unless it’s the first day of season and you end up with a face full of snow."
"Snowboarding is all about style. If you can’t find your style, at least hope for a soft landing!"
"A bad day on the slopes still beats a good day in the office!"
"Who needs therapy when you can board down the mountain and laugh at gravity’s expense?"
"On snowboards, we trust! (until we hit that one rock that wasn’t supposed to be there)"
"Catch me on the slopes, where I perform best fall and recovery!"
"It’s just a little snow - let’s go make a big mess during our next snowboarding trip!"
"Snowboarding: because you can’t fall out of a tree if you never climb it!"
"When life gives you snow, snowboard through it!"
"I think my favorite snowboarding quote is, 'Wow, that was a lot of fun, but I’m probably going to regret it for a week.'"
"Snowboarding: the art of getting really cold, while looking really cool."
"If you think that just because you're snowboarding you're moving faster than people walking, you're wrong. Trust me, I've tried both and they're way slower."
"Snowboarding is like a relationship. It can be exhilarating and rewarding, but don’t forget the falls!"
"I love snowboarding! It’s like surfing, but without the ocean and with more face plants."
"I’d rather be snowboarding. Seriously. This job is terrible."
"The only thing better than snowboarding is talking about snowboarding."
"Snowboarding: It’s the only time it’s socially acceptable to wear a helmet while having fun!"
"I make bad decisions when I snowboard. But at least they’re fun bad decisions!"
"I love doing flips in the air while snowboarding. Well, more like flips over the bar at the ski lodge after a long day."
"The worst part about snowboarding is those pesky walls… they never yield to my skills!"
"Snowboarding: where the only thing colder than the snow is my sense of humor."
"If the mountains are calling, I’d better hurry before I lose too many brain cells in the snow!"
"I go snowboarding to catch some air, not to catch feelings."
"What do you call a snowboarding penguin? A 'slippery slope' expert!"
"The mountain will always put you in your place – directly in the snow!"
"I don’t always snowboard, but when I do, I prefer to crash spectacularly!"
"Snowboarding gives me a chance to be creative with gravity… and it usually doesn’t go well!"
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his snowboard? He was left in a state of disarray!"
"My favorite winter activity? Spending time on the couch while my snowboard gathers dust."
"Snowboarding: where getting stuck on the lift is the highlight of my day."
"Never let today’s wipeout steal tomorrow’s laughter!"
"Before snowboarding, I had no idea how much I could fall without breaking a bone!"
"Snowboarding is the only sport where your biggest challenge is getting up after you fall."
"If skiing is a dance, snowboarding is a wild party with a trampoline!"
"Snowboarding: where every face plant is just a chance to taste the snow!"
"Nothing says winter fun like bruises you can show off to your friends!"
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