124 result(s) for Funny Makeup Quotes.
"I never leave the house without my makeup. I'm just not a morning person. I need to put on my face before facing the world."
"The best thing is to look natural, but it takes makeup to look natural."
"I used to think that a man would never go for a girl with glasses, but I wore them so that I didn’t have to wear makeup. Now I’m just the girl with glasses."
"Makeup is not a mask, it’s an art."
"The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy."
"The only thing worse than a bad makeup job is a bad makeup job with a confident attitude."
"They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but that doesn’t help when you’ve smudged your eyeliner."
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"If I leave the house without makeup, it feels like I'm going out in my pajamas."
"Makeup can be a good way to express yourself… if only I could express myself without getting it all over my shirt."
"I have a new theory: what you wear should go with your makeup and hair. I’m still figuring out how that applies to sweatpants."
"Makeup and love; there’s a fine line between what’s real and what’s applied."
"There’s no such thing as too much blush. Just like there’s no such thing as too much cake."
"Every day is a new day, and I get to make myself over once again."
"If you're sad, add more lipstick and attack."
"Life is not perfect, but your makeup can be."
"Makeup is a form of self-expression, and some days I feel like a blank canvas!"
"Don’t let your makeup outshine your personality, but a little shimmer never hurt anyone."
"Makeup is a powerful thing. A little lipstick and a little confidence can conquer the world."
"I put my makeup on in the morning to feel better, usually to complement my pajama pants."
"When in doubt, wing it out!"
"Makeup is not about hiding yourself; it's about revealing who you are!"
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"Why fit in when you were born to stand out? Just like your eyeliner!"
"Sometimes, all you need is a little mascara and a good hair day."
"The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary—and in your bathroom before applying makeup!"
"Makeup is my war paint."
"I have a great relationship with my makeup artist. He’s like my therapist – and my therapist is expensive! So I just go to him instead."
"I don’t do makeup for the boys. I do it for me."
"Makeup: the only thing getting in the way of me and my coffee."
"I could give up makeup, but I’m not a quitter."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I put it on my face."
"I’ve always been a little extra when it comes to my mascara. I can’t help it; I’m a mascara addict."
"The best part of beauty is that which no picture can express."
"I do believe that every woman should own a blowtorch."
"I don’t do touch-ups; I do complete transformations!"
"If you’re sad, add more lipstick and attack."
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"I’m not a makeup artist; I just play one on Instagram."
"Makeup is the finishing touch, the final accessory."
"I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet."
"If you can’t be a unicorn, be a fabulous pig!"
"There’s a fine line between looking like a princess and looking like a hot mess."
"You can’t have a bad day when you look good!"
"I'm going to make everything around me beautiful—that will be my life."
"You can’t put a lipstick on a pig, but you can put some mascara on an ugly face."
"With great power comes great lip gloss."
"Makeup is like a good joke; it requires timing."
"I really think that makeup can give you a very good sense of personality."
"This is me. I’m happy, I’m youthful, and I never leave the house without lipstick."
"The secret to beauty is simple: be who you are."
"You should always wear your invisible crown."
"I don't need makeup to feel beautiful. I need it to get through the day without being mistaken for a zombie."
"Makeup is like a cover-up for your real-life job as a magician."
"The best thing about makeup is that you can put it on and take it off; as opposed to marriage which is much harder to edit."
"Makeup is the only arts and crafts project that you can wear!"
"Why did the girl bring a pencil to her makeup session? To de-line her eyes!"
"I followed my heart and it led me to the makeup aisle."
"I'm not a beauty expert... I just like to look good."
"Makeup: Because sometimes, the face I wake up with isn't the face I want to put out into the world."
"Makeup is not a mask. It’s a form of art."
"I like my makeup like my coffee: strong enough to make me look awake."
"The only thing better than a good face scrub is a good eye roll and a bit of mascara."
"Sure, I wear makeup. Which is the true me: the bare-faced one or the made-up one? Who cares!"
"Makeup: because sometimes 'natural' isn't flattering enough."
"I told my friends I would buy them makeup if I could just find a contour brush in the fridge!"
"If you don’t love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else? And remember, a good eyeliner can solve many problems."
"I wonder how many times I’ll have to say 'I’m just going to put on a little makeup' before I actually go anywhere."
"You don’t really need makeup, but who doesn’t want to put on a bit of color when they’re feeling gray?"
"Some days I’m so fabulous I need a full face of makeup for balance."
"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a makeup mom."
"Makeup is the only thing I need to fake my real-life capabilities."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but a good mascara can amplify that!"
"Stay fabulous, even if your eyeliner isn’t, because that’s what counts!"
"I wear makeup to hide the tired, but stay fabulous in my own way."
"Makeup is like a language, it can express so much without a single word."
"A smile is the best makeup any girl can wear, but a little lipstick never hurts!"
"Makeup is not a mask. It’s a form of art and self-expression."
"I don't need a therapist. I just need my makeup."
"Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my eyeliner."
"Makeup is the best accessory. A smile is the key."
"I like my makeup like I like my humor: bold and a little bit outrageous."
"Never underestimate the power of a good lipstick."
"I have a condition that makes me crazy for makeup. It’s called chic-itis."
"I put on my makeup in the morning and sometimes forget it all day. Isn’t that what being a mom is all about?"
"Makeup is like a good laugh; it helps you feel better about yourself."
"Life is short. Your lashes shouldn’t be."
"I’m not always perfect, but my makeup is."
"I don’t wear makeup to impress you; I wear it to impress myself."
"Makeup is art, and your face is the canvas."
"Blush is just the happy face of your makeup."
"I used to be so undecided but now I'm just all about that lipstick."
"Makeup is not there to hide yourself, but to enhance yourself."
"The secret to keeping your makeup fresh all day is to wear fewer layers."
"Too glam to give a damn."
"Makeup should never be a mask, but a statement."
"If you can’t be good, be gorgeous."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"Always wear your invisible crown, and don’t forget your mascara to lift you higher."
"The best part about makeup? There’s no age limit."
"Makeup is like magic. It can change your entire face in minutes."
"The right lipstick can make you feel like you can take on the world."
"I put on my makeup in the morning. It’s like I’m painting my face with a toaster oven."
"I dream of makeup that stays on all day, and kisses that taste like minty fresh, instead of greasy cheeseburgers."
"Makeup is a way for a woman to look and feel like herself, only prettier and more confident."
"I’m just a girl in love with makeup."
"I wear my makeup like a mask. If I could, I would wear it all day every day."
"I’m like a bad kid with markers. When I get the stuff, I just have to keep putting it on!"
"If my makeup isn’t on point, it’s not happening."
"A little mascara never hurt anybody!"
"My makeup is so on point today, I might have to start charging for selfies!"
"Makeup is not a mask. It’s a form of art. It’s an expression."
"Just because you’re not a morning person doesn’t mean you can’t be a makeup person."
"If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best… and my best includes a full face of makeup."
"I’d rather wear no makeup at all than wear the wrong kind of makeup."
"Makeup is the best accessory a woman can wear."
"Lipstick is the only thing that can make me feel pretty when I wake up looking like a zombie."
"Makeup: the only place where 'you look better' is taken as a compliment."
"Every day is a chance to perfect your makeup skills. It’s like going to beauty school at home!"
"When in doubt, put some lipstick on!"
"Makeup should enhance your beauty, not mask it. Unless it’s Halloween, then go wild!"
"I could give up makeup, but I’m not a quitter!"
"Behind every great woman is a fabulous makeup artist."
"Makeup is the ultimate expression of self-love and self-care."
"There's nothing more beautiful than a confident woman and her flawless makeup."
"The only drama I enjoy is in my lashes."
"Makeup is my way of expressing who I am on the inside; colorful, fun, and completely unpredictable."
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