26 result(s) for Funny Jesus Quotes.
"I don't know how to be a good disciple; I need a little more help than most."
"Jesus loves you, but I think you're a mess!"
"If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
"I can imagine Jesus saying, 'It's not the nail in your hand that hurts me, it's the heads you said to get up and jump off!'"
"I told my dad I want to be a priest. He said, 'Will you at least get a degree?' I said, 'Yeah, in miracles!'"
"Is it just me, or does 'Give us this day our daily bread' sound like the world's first pizza order?"
"If you can't laugh with God, then you don't know Him well enough."
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"Jesus may have turned water into wine, but I can turn coffee into God."
"When I was a kid, I used to think that the 'Fishers of Men' was a reality show."
"He is Risen! And I’ve lost my phone, can anyone help me find it?"
"Jesus didn’t have a wife. If he did, he’d have been a lot happier and probably could have used a good therapist!"
"Why didn’t Jesus play hockey? Because he kept getting nailed to the boards!"
"If you think heaven is boring, you should hear the jokes! Jesus has some great ones."
"Jesus could walk on water—too bad he couldn’t swim."
"I’m not saying I’m Jesus, but I walked on the beach one time, and it looked like I was hovering!"
"God has a sense of humor. Just look at puns!"
"I like to think of Jesus as a stern but loving dad watching how we handle our lives from the holy bleachers."
"If Jesus had a laugh track, it would definitely be on the best comedy network!"
"What would Jesus do? Probably laugh at a good dad joke!"
"If God can make a universe in six days, I can tidy my room in one hour! And I’m still working on that!"
"Jesus is the only person who could raise the dead and play dead for a few laughs."
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"Ever wonder why church pews are so hard? Because God wants you to sit up straight and pay attention! And maybe keep things a little funny."
"Remember when Jesus said, 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone?' I bet someone right after made a really bad rock pun."
"Why did Jesus always have a good sense of direction? Because he truly was the way!"
"Every time I think of Jesus, I can’t help but chuckle at how he always had a parable up his sleeve."
"Miracles happen daily—especially with the great punchlines God throws our way!"
