27 result(s) for Humor Quotes For Turning 80.
"At my age, I’ve seen it all. I just can’t remember it all."
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"When you turn 80, you can party like it’s 1999… only it’s actually 1999 all over again!"
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up!"
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"You know you’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it!"
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"I can't believe I'm 80. I feel like I'm 18! Except for my knees!"
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana."
"I'm not saying I'm old, but I can remember when the Dead Sea was just getting sick."
"At 80, it’s not just about adding years to your life; it’s about adding life to your years."
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"Aging is mandatory; maturing is optional."
"You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever."
"They say the best things in life are free. That’s why I’m giving you my age for free!"
"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."
"I’ve reached a point in my life where the only thing I care about is being happy."
"With age comes wisdom. But sometimes age comes alone."
"The older I get, the more I value my friends... and the less I remember their names!"
"Old age is like a fine wine: it gets better with age, but you still never want to be corked!"
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
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"At 80, every day is a gift; it’s just that some days come in bigger boxes!"
"I've learned that life is too short, and I’m way too old to not laugh at everything!"
"Remember, you’re only as old as you feel... so, if you feel like a kid, let’s throw a party!"
"Aging is like a fine dessert, best when you savor it slowly."
"Every wrinkle on your face is a memory of a moment that made you smile."
"To be seventy years old is to be a part of someone else's past, and an excuse for their laughter."
