27 result(s) for Quotes About Computer Problems.
"The first rule of programming is to avoid trouble. The second rule is to get your machine to cooperate."
"There's nothing more frustrating than a computer that doesn't work the way you want it to."
"Computers are like air conditioners. They stop working properly if you open windows."
"The only thing worse than a system crash is a user's reaction to it."
"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
"Computers are built to only accept input from people who know what they are doing."
"It’s not a bug—it’s an undocumented feature."
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"There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses."
"If it's not working, you should try turning it off and on again."
"Every time I try to fix something, I just manage to create a new problem."
"The best part about a computer is that it never forgets to save its work – unless it crashes."
"In technology, everything is a problem until it’s fixed and then it’s just a memory."
"Software is like sex: it's better when it's free... until there's a bug involved."
"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."
"Your computer will do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do."
"Problems can become opportunities when the right people come together."
"A computer is only as good as its user."
"Sometimes you just have to hit reset on your computer and on your life."
"When in doubt, reboot."
"Computers: the only things that can make a bad day worse."
"Every computer problem can be solved with a simple trick: don't be in front of the screen."
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"Coding is like humor. If you have to explain it, it’s bad."
"A computer can be a great help or a great hindrance – it's all in how you manage it."
"The reason why we have computer problems is that we are still trying to outsmart them."
"Just because you're on a computer doesn't mean you're intelligent."
"If a computer requires a password to open it, it’s probably a sign that something’s wrong."
"Most of the time, computer problems aren’t problems at all; they’re opportunities for better understanding."
