115 result(s) for Funny I Love You Quotes.
"I love you more than my dog, and you know that’s a big deal."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"I love you even though you make me sad and you can’t even open the pickle jar."
"You’re my favorite distraction!"
"You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"I love you, but I’m not a huge fan of your cooking."
"I love you, but I still find you super annoying sometimes!"
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"If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple!"
"You’re like a fart – I can’t see you but I know you’re there."
"I love you more than my remote control."
"I love you from your head down to your toes – but I’m still not doing your laundry!"
"You're like my favorite pair of shoes; you make me feel good, and I wouldn't trade you for anything."
"I love you like a squirrel loves acorns."
"You’re the ketchup to my fries!"
"I love you so much that I’d share my fries with you."
"Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day, but let’s not talk about the marathon we’ll need to do later."
"If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous!"
"I love you like a kid loves Christmas - and I don’t even need the presents!"
"I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it."
"You’re the one I want to annoy for the rest of my life."
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"I love you so much that I would die for you. Just kidding, I would just get a pizza."
"I love you more than I love my morning coffee, and that's saying a lot!"
"We go together like coffee and donuts."
"I love you even when I’m hangry."
"You’re like a dictionary—it’s like you add meaning to my life."
"I love you because you make me laugh, even when I don’t want to."
"Being in love with you makes every day feel like April Fool’s Day!"
"I love you more than my own socks. And that’s saying something."
"I love you like a squirrel loves its nuts!"
"You're my favorite distraction."
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
"I love you more than pizza. And that’s hard to say!"
"You’re like my favorite pair of socks. Warm and fuzzy, and I kind of want to keep you to myself!"
"I love you like a bird loves to sing, but with a little less finesse and a lot more sarcasm!"
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"Our love is like this coffee: strong, sweet, and keeps me up all night!"
"You make me smile like a kid who just found out it’s a snow day!"
"I love you with all my heart, and with all my humor, which is a big deal!"
"You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears—and I get really confused!"
"You make my heart race like I just drank too much coffee!"
"I love you even more than I love pizza, and that’s saying a lot!"
"You’re my favorite distraction."
"I love you to the moon and back... and then I’ll take the long way home."
"I love you so much, I’d watch a whole season of a reality show just to make you happy."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."
"I love you like an idiot loves a football."
"I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger!"
"If love is wrong, I don’t want to be right… unless it’s late at night and I’m hungry."
"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink, the better I feel!"
"You’re the cheese to my macaroni."
"I love you a latte!"
"Our love is like an expensive suit. It’s tailored just for us, and it's a bit of a stretch."
"Love is sharing your popcorn. Especially when the movie is boring."
"I love you more than I love my bed, and that’s saying something!"
"You’re the apple of my eye, and I like apples. Just not the mushy ones."
"I love you more than a cat loves catnip."
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te."
"I love you so much I’d let you use my Netflix account."
"You're the jelly to my peanut butter, and trust me, I love pb & j."
"I love you more than pizza, and I really love pizza."
"You’re my favorite notification."
"I love you so much, I’d even give you my last french fry."
"You’re like a fart— I can’t help but laugh, and I blame you for any awkwardness!"
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"I love you, even when you’re hangry."
"I love you more than a squirrel loves nuts."
"You're the cheese to my macaroni."
"I love you like a love song, baby."
"I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger."
"You complete me. Like a comma completes a sentence."
"I love you from my head tomatoes."
"Every day I love you more. Except for yesterday. Yesterday you were pretty annoying."
"I love you, but if zombies chase us, I’m tripping you."
"You’re the pizza to my slice."
"I love you more than wine. And that’s saying a lot."
"You had me at ‘Get me a taco.’"
"I'm much more me when I'm with you. Even when you make me laugh awkwardly."
"We go together like cookies and milk."
"I love you like a dog loves a ball. And sometimes you're the ball."
"Love is sharing your popcorn. Even if they don't ask."
"You're my favorite distraction, even when I'm trying to focus."
"We may not be socks, but I think we make a great pair."
"I love you like a nerd loves his homework."
"You’re the marshmallow in my hot chocolate."
"I love you more than I love my phone. And that’s a big deal."
"I love you like a mom loves her coffee - strong and greatly needed to function."
"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"I love you so much, I would never make you watch a chick flick alone."
"I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!"
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly. Without you, I’m just bread."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
"I love you more than a cat loves a laser pointer."
"I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger!"
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te!"
"I love you to the fridge and back!"
"You’re the reason I wake up in the morning. Just kidding, I wake up because I have to pee."
"I love you more than a dog loves its owner. And you know how much that is!"
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!"
"I love you like a squirrel loves its nuts."
"You're like my favorite coffee—hot, strong, and keeps me up all night!"
"I love you more than chocolate, and that says a lot!"
"You make my heart smile. I guess that’s why it hurts sometimes."
"I love you, but I also love my couch."
"You’re the apple of my eye (and the donut in my coffee)!"
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you."
"I love you like a kid loves Christmas morning!"
"You had me at ‘let’s get pizza.’"
"I love you more than yesterday. But less than tomorrow. Also, a little less than pizza."
"You and I are like a really small gang."
"I’m much more me when I’m with you. But I’m still a little weird!"
"I love you just the way you are… because that’s how I roll!"
"You're the cheesiest thing in my life, and I love cheese!"
"I love you more than wine, and that’s saying a lot!"
"You're my favorite distraction from everything else."
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