129 result(s) for Funny Goodbye Quotes For Coworkers.
"I’m still waiting for someone to ask me, ‘What will you miss most about the job?’ And I’ll reply, ‘The snacks in the break room!’"
"You’re leaving?! Who am I going to complain about everything now?"
"Goodbyes are not forever. They are not the end; it simply means I’ll miss you until we meet again. But until then, I’ll be stealing your stapler."
"Thanks for all the laughs and minimal work. It’s been a blast!"
"I’m leaving the job, but I’m taking the office plant with me. It’s time for it to thrive in a better environment!"
"You know you’re leaving a great job when the people throw you a farewell party, and you can’t even remember your last project!"
"I’ve learned a lot from this job. For example, how to hide from my boss."
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"Don’t worry, I’ll still show up for coffee. And maybe to borrow a few pens…"
"Goodbye everyone! I need to move on to a place where I can actively avoid responsibilities."
"It’s not really goodbye; just see you all later when I need more office supplies."
"Work is like a relationship; sometimes you just need to walk away when things get boring."
"I’m not saying I’m leaving because of you, but I should have done it sooner!"
"Farewell, coworkers! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short!"
"Remember, it’s not goodbye; it’s see you later, unless, of course, I change my phone number."
"I’m off to find a job where the dress code is pajamas!"
"A good coworker knows how to deliver a perfect 'last day' coffee run. You’re welcome!"
"So long, and thanks for all the fish… and by fish, I mean the office donuts."
"I’m leaving this job behind and taking all my unfulfilled dreams with me!"
"Goodbye to a place where I successfully avoided working for years!"
"It’s been a fun ride! Just remember to keep my desk chair warm until I return (or come back for my stuff)."
"They said to bring my A-game. I brought my B-game instead. Time to find a place with lower expectations!"
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"Goodbye, and I’ll send you all a postcard from my continued napping adventures!"
"Keep your friends close, and your snacks closer… And I’ll miss those snacks the most!"
"This isn’t a goodbye; it’s just the end of my job… and beginning of my Netflix career!"
"If you see me at the supermarket, don’t forget to say hi, especially if I have a coupon!"
"I’m sorry to leave you in the lurch, but it's time for me to leave... and I mean that literally – I'm out of here!"
"You know, I think I’m going to miss our coffee breaks almost as much as I'll miss pretending to work."
"Dear coworkers, remember me not with tears, but with the sound of laughter and awkward silence when I get another job!"
"Goodbye, everyone! I’ll be back... just not in the next fiscal year!"
"I feel like I should leave you with some words of wisdom, but I can’t think of anything witty. So, goodbye and good luck!"
"I’m leaving my job, but I’m taking my talent for procrastination with me!"
"Thanks for all the memories, I’ll cherish them like I cherish my coffee breaks... which is a lot!"
"I’m outta here! If you need me, I'll be somewhere sipping a drink and pretending to care about office politics."
"Just when I mastered the art of doing nothing, it’s time for me to go!"
"Goodbye, coworkers! Don’t worry, I’ll find another job where I can still ignore emails!"
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"This is my final goodbye – though I’m pretty sure I’ll still be haunted by this place in my dreams."
"I have to leave now, my cat just texted me. And yes, he can text."
"I always thought my coworkers would be my friends forever... until I realized how annoying they can be!"
"Thanks for all the fish, and for not eating my lunch every day!"
"Keep in touch! Just not at work, or I might just punch the clock again!"
"So long, and thanks for all the caffeine! I’m off to a land where the coffee is as strong as my desire to be self-employed!"
"Goodbye, office! May your break room never run out of snacks without me!"
"I've learned so much here – like how to look busy and avoid meetings. Goodbye, and may your skills improve!"
"Caution: I’m leaving, and now you’re all alone to fend for yourselves!"
"Parting is such sweet sorrow, especially when you’ve got a margarita waiting for you!"
"Don’t follow me! I'm just a temp with the best escape route!"
"If you need me, I’ll be in my happy place far away from all of you!"
"It’s not goodbye; it’s just a see-you-later where I won’t feel guilty about slacking off!"
"I've had my share of fun, but now it's time to out-fun all of you elsewhere!"
"If I didn’t laugh, I’d just cry from all the boring meetings. So, bye for now!"
"I’m off to impact another workplace with my unique sense of humor. Good luck, fools!"
"I can’t believe you’re leaving. Who am I going to annoy now?"
"Goodbye! I hope you don’t get stuck in a job where they don’t get your jokes."
"It’s hard to say goodbye to a coworker who always made me smile… or laugh out loud in meetings."
"I’m going to miss our coffee breaks. Who else will I complain about work with?"
"Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out of it alive! Goodbye!"
"Congratulations on your new job! Don’t worry, I’ll keep your desk messy for you!"
"Your new coworkers have no idea what they are in for. Good luck!"
"Goodbye and good luck! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short."
"Thanks for being such an awesome coworker! Now can I have your parking spot?"
"Remember, if we ever meet again, I’ll be the one greeting you in the human resources line."
"It’s been great working with you. Now go and make the office chaotic over there too!"
"I hope your new job is half as fun as this place was, but I doubt it!"
"You said you were looking for work-life balance. Welcome to the ‘life’ part!"
"Thanks for all the laughs! When I quit, I hope to leave as great of an impression."
"Don't forget us little people when you're achieving great things!"
"I’ll miss you unless I find someone else to take your place… who can bring snacks!"
"Goodbye! May your new job be filled with even more terrible jokes!"
"Friends come and go, but coworkers, well they get transferred!"
"If you ever miss me, just remember I’m just a quick email away… just kidding, goodbye."
"So long and farewell! I’ll take care of your chair until you come back… or I get fired."
"Cheers to new beginnings! I hope they have really good donuts there!"
"It’s been a pleasure, and by pleasure, I mean I tolerated you without supervision."
"You’re not just a coworker, you’re the reason I made it through the week!"
"May your new office be filled with great coffee and no deadlines."
"Goodbye, it’s been real! And by real, I mean it was definitely real weird at times."
"I’ll miss you like I miss the days when I didn’t have to work!"
"I can't believe you’re leaving. I guess this is the end... I mean, how else are we going to keep our coffee breaks civil?"
"Goodbye, and good luck! I hope your new coworkers are just as odd as us!"
"Thanks for all the laughs, the coffee breaks, and for not letting me eat your lunch. I’ll miss you!"
"I’m not saying you were my favorite coworker, but I will miss the snacks you brought to the office!"
"Farewell! Now, who will I delegate my work to?"
"Goodbye! It’s been a blast. Just remember, you’re only one email away... but let’s hope I don’t email you!"
"I’m going to miss you like an adult misses nap time."
"You’ve done well navigating the chaos of this workplace. Consider this your graduation!"
"I guess it’s safe to say that the office won’t be the same without your terrible jokes. Or your stunning flair for procrastination!"
"It's hard to say goodbye. I'm sure the office will be a little less fun and a lot more boring without your antics!"
"I wish you knew how much your puns have influenced my life... but it's probably best you don’t stay."
"I can't believe you're leaving... Who's going to take over the role of 'Office Jester'?"
"You’re leaving? I hope they have unlimited coffee and a snack bar at your new place!"
"Goodbye coworker! May your new job be full of coffee and your boss be on vacation!"
"Bye! Don’t forget to stay in touch, if only to keep me updated on all your office gossip!"
"You made work a lot more bearable, and slightly more ridiculous. Don’t forget to send SOS messages from the new place!"
"Goodbye! I’m pretty sure I’ll still stalk you on social media, so it won’t be completely over!"
"I always thought you'd get fired first! I guess this is a pleasant surprise!"
"May your career be just as fulfilling as all the times we talked about doing our work!"
"Moving on, huh? Just remember all the times I saved you from the coffee machine!"
"I’m not crying because you’re leaving, I’m crying because who will enjoy my lunch now?"
"Goodbye! Remember, all good things must come to an end—like our hot chocolate dates!"
"I hope your new job has a coffee machine as bad as ours, just so you can have fond memories!"
"As you go, just remember: not all heroes wear capes. Some of us wear office-appropriate attire."
"Good luck finding a new work family as dysfunctional as this one!"
"It's hard to leave when you have so many memories of stealing office supplies."
"Good luck finding someone else who will appreciate your weirdness as much as I did."
"Don't think of it as goodbye. Think of it as a new adventure! An adventure that does not include you."
"I'm not really leaving; I'm just taking a long coffee break."
"I'll miss you all terribly, but my couch won't miss me at all."
"I can’t believe you’re leaving. Who will I complain to about work now?"
"I hope your new job comes with a corporate credit card for lunch!"
"Thanks for all the laughs and the memories… and for letting me steal your lunch sometimes!"
"It’s been a rollercoaster ride, and I’m just glad I wasn’t the one who threw up!"
"Goodbyes are not forever; they’re just longer coffee breaks."
"If you think I’m a great coworker, wait until you see how great I am at not working!"
"This isn’t a goodbye; it’s a ‘see you later… at the bar!’"
"Leaving this job feels like being released from prison, but I'll miss my fellow inmates!"
"The only time I feel productive now is when I’m packing my snacks for work!"
"You’re all going to miss me, but not as much as I’m going to miss the snack drawer!"
"I forgot how to say goodbye in person, so I just wrote it on a sticky note."
"So long, and thanks for all the fish! Oh wait, that’s just my lunch."
"Remember, I’m not leaving – I’m just taking an extended paid vacation!"
"I’m off to explore new worlds, starting with the coffee shop down the street!"
"Farewell! May your coffee be strong and your Mondays short!"
"Goodbye, coworkers! Don’t worry about me; I’ll be fine with snacks!"
"May your new workplace be as fun as this one – if not more!"
"Don’t be sad because it’s over, be happy because I’m gone!"
"Parting is such sweet sorrow, but mostly it’s just sweet!"
"I’ll miss our inside jokes, but I’m ready for some outside adventures!"
"Goodbye, and remember: It’s just an office, not a family reunion!"
"I’m leaving to find myself… or to find a better snack bar."
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