127 result(s) for Funny Gay Quotes.
"Gay people are everywhere! They’re not just in the movies, they’re in our homes and our neighborhoods. They're not just fun— they are fabulous!"
"I told my therapist about my gay thoughts. He gave me a rainbow sticker, so I guess I’m healed now!"
"I think if I were a guy, I'd be a gay guy. It's just so much more fun!"
"You know you’re gay when you scroll through your phone and only half of them are like, 'Where are we going tonight?' and the other half are like, 'Where are we going shopping?'"
"The only thing I’m really gay for is great food and fabulous shoes!"
"Why was the gay man a hit at the open mic night? Because he really knew how to 'deliver'!"
"Some people see a closet as a place to hide; I see it as a fabulous fashion haven!"
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"The secret to a happy relationship is not getting hung up on the little things... like whose turn it is to pick out the curtains!"
"Being gay is like glitter. It never goes away and adds sparkle to everything!"
"I don't discriminate. I love everyone equally— but I love fabulous more!"
"What do you do when you’ve fallen in love with a gay man? You just lower your standards a little! Just kidding, they're fabulous!"
"Life is too short to wear boring clothes. Be fabulous— be gay!"
"I didn't choose to be gay. I just went to a party one night and realized cocktails were my soulmate!"
"The best thing about being gay is, you can have a bad day and still look great— it’s all about the accessories!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch!"
"What did the gay guy say to his friend? I can't even remember the last time I had a 'straight' conversation!"
"I’m not just a gay man; I’m a gay man with fabulous taste!"
"Love is love, but fabulous is fabulous!"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment— especially when you're fabulously gay!"
"What do I want? I want to be loved and to find an amazing pair of shoes!"
"You know you're gay when you can talk about feelings, fashion, and your favorite cocktails all in the same breath!"
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"Every LGBTQ student deserves to know that they can be successful and full of joy with their true self. It's about time we celebrated that!"
"A gay man’s love for brunch is only rivaled by their love for the perfect pair of stilettos!"
"I think the only reason anyone should be straight... is because they can't find a fabulous outfit!"
"No matter how straight you are, you have to admit ridiculousness exists in all of us— especially with dance moves at pride!"
"How do you make a gay man complain? Hide his favorite pair of shoes!"
"I’m not gay. I’m just a guy who likes to kiss other guys."
"I don’t know why I’m smiling. I’m a gay man caught in a bad wardrobe."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
"I thought, 'As long as I have my health, I can always be a homosexual', but without my health, I'm just a regular person who likes to wear sequins."
"I'd like to think I'm a classic gay—dressing fabulously, drinking martinis, and throwing my head back in laughter."
"You can’t look at someone and know how gay they are. Unless they’re wearing a rainbow. Then you definitely know."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people. I do it all the time, especially to straight people."
"I look in the mirror and I’m like, 'Who is this fabulous creature?'."
"Being gay is like being in love with a delicious lemon meringue pie. You can’t just love it once, you have to indulge again."
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"If I was my own clone, I would make out with myself."
"I’m fabulous, but I’m also modest."
"I was never the kind of guy who would sit around and think about who I was attracted to. I just loved men, and it was fabulous."
"You know, in some cultures, the concept of a gay man is considered very sacred. And in others, it’s just a very low place to be."
"It’s not that I’m not a fan of straight people. It’s just that I think there are more fabulous people who happen to like the same sex."
"Gay history is so awesome. To me, it's like a big party where everyone is welcome and the only rule is to have fun."
"I'm not fully convinced that if you were gay, you shouldn't hold a mirror up to see your fabulousness."
"You can't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive!"
"I dress for the life I want, not for the life I have."
"As long as I've got a character to portray, I’m always fabulous—consciously or unconsciously."
"You can be whoever you want to be—preferably fabulous."
"Love how you want to love, but always do it fabulously."
"Life is a drag, so let’s make it fabulous!"
"The key to being fabulous is to always push your limits and be true to yourself."
"I don't just like to make bad choices. I like to make fabulous ones too."
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out and twirl?"
"I'm not gay. I'm just really into my own gender."
"You know you're gay when you can spot a straight guy from 100 yards but you can't spot a sale at a department store."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a guy, asking him to be my gay best friend."
"I didn't choose to be gay. I just woke up one day and it seemed like the best option."
"My best friend is gay, and I’d say I’m straight, but my therapist says that may not be true."
"Being gay is like a disco ball. It can be dazzling, but most people just see the sparkle."
"If you can’t handle me at my flamboyant, you don’t deserve me at my fabulous."
"I’m a fabulous gay man trapped in a straight man's body."
"I always knew I was different. I just thought it was the heightened sense of fabulousness."
"Some people are born gay. Some are trained. I’m a natural."
"If my career doesn’t work out, I’m starting a rainbow unicorn ranch."
"I could be the hottest guy in the world, but if you don’t understand my brand of gay humor, we’re not going to get along."
"The only thing worse than being single is being single and not fabulous."
"I'm not a drag queen; I'm just a girl that likes drag!"
"Being fabulous is off the charts; just look at my last outfit!"
"Why be moody when you can shake your booty?"
"Being gay is like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good."
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
"I don’t know who I’m more terrified of—my partner or my mother."
"Men are like shoes. Sometimes you have to try a few pairs before you find the perfect fit!"
"I love being gay! I love it more than anything else!"
"Why be ordinary when you can be extraordinary?"
"Being gay is just an extension of my personality: fancy."
"You know you're doing alright when your worst date is a better story than your best."
"I thought I was in love once. It turns out it was just an overpriced cocktail."
"I don't have a gaydar; I have a gay GPS."
"Just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I’m not a normal person. I need my cheese like everybody else."
"If I’m a nerd, then I’m proud of it. Just because I like to get a little freaky does not mean I can’t also love my comics."
"Being gay is like glitter. It never goes away."
"I think being gay is a gift. It’s a beautiful thing, and it should be cherished."
"My boyfriend’s a real keeper. Mostly because he picks up all my stuff."
"I’m not trying to be a ‘hashtag’; I’m just trying to live and be happy."
"Love is love, honey; but I love tacos more."
"Some days you're the pigeon; some days you're the statue. As a gay man, some days I'm both."
"I'm really into all kinds of love – as long as it doesn't involve the phrase 'Go ask your father.'"
"People say I’m flamboyant, but I say I’m just fabulous!"
"There's nothing wrong with being gay. My grandmother is a lesbian."
"I’m so gay that my blood type is rainbow!"
"You know you’re gay when your favorite color is glitter."
"I don’t always cry, but when I do, I make sure I look fabulous."
"Just because you’re not the only rainbow in the sky doesn’t mean you don’t shine."
"Being gay goes beyond simply having feelings for another person; it’s also about unleashing the fabulous within!"
"Never be afraid to take a stand – but try not to stand on anyone's toes."
"Behind every successful gay man is a surprised mother-in-law."
"Fabulousness doesn't come from the label you wear; it comes from within!"
"You don’t need to be physically perfect: You just need to look great in your mind."
"Sometimes, the best accessory is a great sense of humor."
"If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
"I didn't choose the gay life; the gay life chose me—and I love every moment of it!"
"I’m not just gay; I’m like an entire kaleidoscope of fabulousness!"
"I’m not gay, but my boyfriend is."
"I’m so gay, I can’t even get a straight answer!"
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
"When they say, 'Don't judge a book by its cover,' I take it personally. My cover is fabulous!"
"Life is too short to be dull. Be fabulous!"
"I’m just a gay man stuck in a straight woman’s body."
"We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the rainbows."
"I didn't choose the gay life, the gay life chose me."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be happy to do it for you."
"Love is like an invisible rainbow, just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there."
"I'm not a gay man, I'm a 'fabulous' man!"
"Always be yourself, unless you can be Beyoncé. Then always be Beyoncé."
"If being gay were a choice, I would still choose it every day!"
"I’m not just gay, I’m ‘fabulous’ gay!"
"Honey, if you can’t handle the fabulous, you’re in the wrong lane!"
"You can't scare me, I have a mother!"
"Being gay is not a sin; being a jerk is."
"I’m curvy and I’m proud, baby!"
"I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours!"
"I never wanted to be a car; I just wanted to be fabulous!"
"I believe in love at first sight. That’s why I dress this way."
"My therapist said that I should learn to love myself. So I went out and bought a mirror!"
"If there’s one thing I know it's that I’ll never stop being fabulous!"
"Yes, I’m gay. I’m also fabulous, sassy, and don't care what you think!"
"Fashion is the armor to survive reality."
"Normal is a setting on the washing machine."
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