85 result(s) for Funny Christmas Movie Quotes.
"Smiling's my favorite!"
"If you really believe in the magic of Christmas, all your dreams will come true."
"Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind."
"Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant."
"Why are the tiny lowlanders hanging frozen, by their feet?"
"Rudolph's nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
"Put your lips together and blow."
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"Peace and joy are to be found in the most unexpected of places."
"There's room for everyone on the nice list."
"Santa? I know him, I know him!"
"It's not what's under the tree that matters. It's who's gathered around it."
"Christmas magic is silent. You don't hear it - you feel it, you know it, you believe it."
"Watch out! The hills are alive with the sound of Griswold!"
"Merry Christmas, you filthy animal."
"Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to."
"Acccccctually..."
"I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly-twirly gumdrops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel."
"I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins."
"Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."
"You're skipping Christmas! Isn't that against the law?"
"I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love."
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"You sit on a throne of lies!"
"Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?"
"He's an angry elf."
"Ho, ho, no!"
"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!"
"I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite."
"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to."
"I triple dog dare you!"
"Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!"
"Remember, this is Christmas: the season of perpetual hope."
"It's not what's under the Christmas tree that matters, it's who's around it."
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"
"Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen."
"Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around, he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?"
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"I plan on getting wildly drunk and eating until I pass out every year, but I think I’ll actually be able to do that now."
"Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it doesn't exist."
"You can't mess with stuff just because you're a little bummed out."
"I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite."
"Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nitwit. Just because my nose glows."
"Bye, Buddy! Hope you find your dad."
"Santa! Oh, my god! Santa here? I know him. I know him!"
"Happy Birthday! Merry Christmas! Happy birthday, Merry Christmas! That's why I can smile!"
"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup."
"It's Christmas and we're all in misery."
"I can quote 'It's a Wonderful Life' chapter and verse."
"Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!"
"Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest."
"Keep the change you filthy animal."
"Seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing."
"I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel."
"Always remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart."
"I'm singing! I'm in a store and I'm singing!"
"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around."
"I'm sorry, I didn't know you had elves working here."
"This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back?"
"It's true, at Christmas, a man is a king."
"I'm an angel, you ass. Ha! Ha! Ha!"
"What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more."
"Peace and love, Dad. Peace and love."
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."
"Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?"
"All I want for Christmas is you!"
"You'll shoot your eye out!"
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
"It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive."
"I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite."
"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal."
"Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."
"I planned out our whole day: First, we'll make snow angels for two hours, and then we'll go ice skating, and then we'll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we'll snuggle."
"At one time most of my friends could hear the bell, but as years passed it fell silent for all of them. Even Sarah found one Christmas that she could no longer hear its sweet sound. Though I've grown old, the bell still rings for me, as it does for all who truly believe."
"God bless us, everyone."
"I'm sorry. I can't. Don't hate me. It's Christmas."
"To me, you are perfect."
"Remember, George: no man is a failure who has friends."
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."
"You have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card."
"Zoey, you look like a little baby chipmunk right now. And you're really starting to (expletive) me off."
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."
"I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need."
"Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon which the entire kid year revolved."
"I want an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle!"
"It's not going in our yard, Russ, it's going in our living room."
"I'm singing. I'm in a store, and I'm singing!"
"Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart."
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