116 result(s) for Funny Chemistry Quotes.
"I have a joke about noble gases, but I don’t think it will get a reaction."
"In chemistry, you should not confuse 'solution' with 'resolution'—one's a formula, the others a New Year’s promise."
"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium!"
"The only thing I like more than studying chemistry is eating. And I can’t 'chew' it!"
"Chemists can’t seem to find a good chemistry to get together!"
"You’re an ion in my heart!"
"Without chemistry, life is just 'y'."
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"I asked the chemist to keep his distance; I didn’t want to react!"
"I have a chemistry degree, but I still can’t get a stable relationship!"
"Do you want to hear a joke about sodium? Na!"
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"
"Puns about chemistry are bad; they’re reactionary!"
"When you're a chemist, you're never without a solution!"
"Chemistry is the only subject that can be dangerous without a proper reaction!"
"Why do chemists enjoy chemistry jokes? They get a lot of negative and positive reactions!"
"If only I had a chemistry lab, I’d create a potion for love!"
"You know what they say about chemists: They’re always making sensible reactions."
"Chemistry teachers are the best; they just have chemistry with everything!"
"Sodium and potassium walked into a bar. 'Get out! We don't take kindly to your type around here.'"
"What do you call a scientist who tries to create a new band? A chemist!"
"Life without chemistry is like a world without H2O."
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"What did the biologist wear to impress the chemist? Designer genes!"
"I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction."
"I wish I was adenine so I could be paired up with uracil."
"Chemistry: the only subject that is an experiment and experience all at once."
"There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can’t."
"Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas which, given enough time, turns into people."
"If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!"
"Gold is where you find it – in experiments and in chemistry."
"A chemist's best friend is a good pair of test tubes."
"I have my ion you!"
"The physicists have a saying: Don't ask the chemists, they'll just complicate things."
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you're Cu-Te!"
"In chemistry, there are no shortcuts. It's all about reactions and equations!"
"Why are chemists excellent for solving problems? They have all the solutions."
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"Oxygen and potassium went out on a date. It went OK."
"What did one ion say to another? I've got my ion you!"
"Chemistry: If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding!"
"The only thing that will be 'heavy' in chemistry is your knowledge!"
"Chemistry humor is the best, and humor is what we need in the lab!"
"When in doubt, use more chemistry!"
"There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get that."
"Why did the chemist break up with his girlfriend? He had no chemistry!"
"What did the biologist wear to impress their date? Designer genes."
"I don't trust chemistry puns; they are often volatile!"
"Chemistry is like love; it’s all about the reaction."
"I told a chemistry joke, but there’s no reaction."
"A good chemist is a master of the periodic table."
"In chemistry, alcohol is not a problem. It’s a solution."
"I wish I was adenine so I could be paired up with uranium."
"The only substance better than helium is curium, because it’s curium."
"Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula!"
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"Why do chemists enjoy watching the world burn? Because they see the bonds breaking!"
"You’re more likely to find a chemist with a sense of humor than a good-looking one."
"I'm a chemist, so I trust my compounds. I don’t need a partner."
"Chemistry: where the reactions are hot and the elements are cool."
"Oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK."
"I told my chemistry class that some reactions require heat, and they did not get a warm reception!"
"To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing!"
"What do you call it when you get a chemist drunk? A solution."
"What did the chemist wear to work? Safety goggles!"
"Why are chemists excellent at solving problems? They have all the solutions!"
"There are three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can’t."
"Chemistry is just a series of reactions that helps us find the fun in the periodic table."
"Acids do have standard reactions with bases, but it’s important to be neutral."
"Never trust an atom. They make up everything!"
"I told a chemistry joke... but there was no reaction."
"Chemistry: The only subject that matters, and that's a fact!"
"What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe!"
"Gold is the best element because it’s the most malleable. Just like my accomplishments."
"The Nobel Prize in Chemistry is awarded to the chemist who can invent the best excuse for their experiment bombing."
"Why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they’re cheaper than day rates!"
"Did you hear about the guy who invented lifesavers? He made a mint!"
"Chemistry is like cooking, but don’t lick the spoon."
"Never trust a chemist who can’t explain an element; they might be a noble gas!"
"I have a joke about chemical reactions, but it might cause a stir."
"Why are chemists excellent for solving problems? They have all the solutions!"
"The only thing I know about chemistry is that I will always forget my equations."
"I had a chemistry teacher who told us to always be positive; I told him I was neutral!"
"Be careful when mixing acids and bases; you don’t want to end up with a solution!"
"Chemists aren’t boring; they’re just reactionary!"
"I knew a guy who loved helium; he could never make a serious point."
"Why do biochemists look forward to casual Fridays? It’s a day to wear their genes!"
"Chemistry jokes aren't funny; they get too reactionary."
"Chemistry is the only subject where no one ever reacts after telling a joke."
"Before chemistry class, I was a radical; now I'm an unreactive nuisance."
"A chemist's favorite place to shop is the periodic table."
"You can’t trust an atom because they make up everything!"
"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity—it's impossible to put down!"
"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious."
"When they said 'the beer is good for you', they were right: it's the hops that prevent scurvy."
"Chemistry is like love; it’s all about attraction."
"A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a lot of money."
"There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."
"I’m a chemist, but I can’t seem to find my composition."
"Chemistry: the only place where it’s acceptable to be a little basic."
"Without chemistry, life is unpredictable!"
"Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK."
"Never trust an atom; they make up everything!"
"Chemists have all the solutions."
"I told a chemistry joke, but I got no reaction."
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you're Cu-Te."
"The oxygen and hydrogen were lost in a bar: 'H2O, please!'"
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
"What did one ion say to another? I’ve got my ion you!"
"Why do chemists enjoy their work? Because they have all the elements!"
"The only thing better than a good friend is a good friend with chocolate."
"The most important thing is to be interested in your work, and that is where all science and discovery comes from."
"Life is like a molar mass; it’s easier to measure than to explain."
"A chemistry student’s favorite instrument? The flask."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"A chemist's favorite type of music? Acid rock!"
"Why are chemists excellent at solving problems? They have all the solutions."
"Why did the chemist switch careers? He said chemistry was a reaction to his feelings!"
"I told my composed friend about my chemistry problems; she said, 'Just balance your equations!'"
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