92 result(s) for Funny Cat Quotes.
"There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat."
"If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."
"Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic."
"I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through."
"As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind."
"No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch."
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
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"I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that's living."
"I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little, they become its visible soul."
"Dogs believe they are human, cats believe they are God."
"A house is not a home without a cat."
"I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not."
"No home is complete without the pitter patter of kitty feet."
"Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience."
"Cats are magical. The more you pet them, the longer you both live."
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
"Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming."
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
"The phrase 'it's raining cats and dogs' is of London origin."
"One cat just leads to another."
"If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence."
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"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
"Cats choose us; we don’t own them."
"No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."
"Every cat is my best friend."
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day, and a broken cat is right after every catnap."
"Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything."
"My relationships with my cats has saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance."
"If cats could talk, they wouldn’t."
"The cat always leaves a mark on his friend."
"A meow massages the heart."
"A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats."
"The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer."
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"Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
"In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats."
"Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place."
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
"I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days."
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
"A kitten is, in the animal world, what a rosebud is in the garden."
"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose."
"Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance."
"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
"If cats could talk, they wouldn't."
"Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties."
"A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not."
"One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing, or pretend they do."
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
"A cat will assume the shape of its container."
"Cats are a tonic, they are a laugh, they are a cuddle, they are a pat. They take the drudgery out of working life."
"I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat."
"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort."
"In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
"Cats choose us; we don't own them."
"I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that’s living."
"Cats are a mysterious kind of folk."
"Time spent with a cat is never wasted."
"People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around."
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."
"Cats have it all—admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it."
"Cats are like music; it's foolish to try to explain their worth to those who don't appreciate them."
"The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world."
"A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution."
"A cat is a lion in a jungle of small bushes."
"Cats tell me without effort all that there is to know."
"A cat will be your friend, but never your slave."
"Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it."
"The smallest feline is a masterpiece."
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
"The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron."
"If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."
"There is no 'cat language.' Painful as it is for us to admit, they don't need one."
"A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings."
"People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
"I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul."
"Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons."
"The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they’re seeing a moth or an axe murderer."
"Cats know how to obtain food without labour, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties."
"The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat."
"A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for some people."
"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the leash. That one is the cat."
"There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the edge off everything."
"I used to love dogs until I discovered cats."
"You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense."
"I like my cats more than most people."
"The cat is mightier than the lion."
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