77 result(s) for Funny Band Quotes.
"I don't want to be a rockstar. I want to be a legend."
"Rock and roll is a contact sport."
"If you think I'm crazy, you should see my band."
"We're just a bunch of boys having fun."
"I have a hard enough time being me. I can't be anybody else."
"I didn't even like the Beatles that much; we were more of a blues band."
"We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
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"If you’re not making mistakes, then you’re not doing anything. I’m confident that’s how I’ll be remembered."
"It's hard to be a musician and be sane at the same time."
"We’re all stars, but we’re all going to die someday."
"I’m not a businessman; I’m a business, man."
"I was never a big fan of any genre; I just liked music."
"When people ask me if I went to music school, I tell them, 'No, I went to school for music.'"
"The only time I feel comfortable is when I’m on stage. I feel like it’s the only place I belong."
"We are all musicians. Some of us just play better than others."
"The only group I want to be a part of is the 'I don't know how to play my instrument' group."
"If we can say anything today, we just want to thank our sound engineer."
"You know you're a rockstar when you see your own name spelled wrong."
"Sometimes I feel like my whole life is a joke, and then I remember my band is the punchline."
"Some bands have too much time and not enough engineering."
"It's hard to take yourself seriously when you look down and see a banana peel on your shoes."
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"I live in my own little world, but it's okay; they know me here."
"Jazz musicians can play melodies in their sleep. So they do."
"I started a rock band just to get a girl. I ended up with a record deal!"
"Musicians don’t retire; they stop when there’s no more music in them."
"I don't think we're gonna be a big band. I think we're gonna be a tiny, tiny little band."
"We’re all just a bunch of guys in a room who happen to play music together. It’s the friendship that makes it fun, even if the music sometimes stinks."
"I think that anyone who has an issue with their band members probably just deserves to be in a band with each other."
"I don’t think we’re an enemy band. I think we’re an annoyance band."
"Every time we play, it's a different audience, so we’re reaching different people. That’s the beauty of music. Or you might just have a really bad night!"
"I used to play in a band called The Pigeons. We never got off the ground, but every now and then we were very well received."
"We’re the only band that’s ever named a song after a number one song that we didn’t get any royalties for."
"If it wasn’t for music, I would have been a whole lot more messed up."
"The only thing worse than being a member of a band is being in a band with people from a different generation. Who even are these kids?"
"You can’t really understand music until you create it. Or until you hear someone else mess it up on stage!"
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"Our music is like cheeseburgers and fries. Pretty good and greasy, but it’ll probably kill you!"
"To me, it’s about making it feel spontaneous. If that comes off as unprofessional, then good!"
"What do you expect from a band of misfits? This is why we have rehearsal – to make sure we look good while we fail!"
"A band is like a marriage. It’s a love affair that lasts for a while until one of you throws in the towel because the laundry was never done!"
"I don’t want to hear your opinion. I want to hear your guitar!"
"Recording an album is a bit like planning a wedding: it’s fun while it lasts but never quite goes as planned!"
"If you can still get up at 6 AM after playing a show the night before, you’re doing it wrong!"
"There's only one way to survive in this business: Never look back and always use a fake name when booking hotels!"
"Making music is like going to Disneyland – except the rides are bumpy and the lines are much longer."
"Sometimes I think if I weren’t in a band, I could be a successful semi-professional napper."
"We’re not a band; we’re a family. And like any family, we’re constantly disappointed in each other!"
"We had no idea what we were doing! But the audience didn’t either, so it worked out perfectly!"
"If the band doesn’t go down together, it wasn’t a proper ride!"
"People ask how I keep the peace in the band: I hide in my room until rehearsal is over!"
"You know you’re in a successful band when the most exciting part is figuring out who gets the last slice of pizza!"
"Playing in a band is like a never-ending sitcom. There’s always a new ridiculous plot twist!"
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."
"We are a band of idiots, and it’s a lot of fun."
"I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m really excited for a band meeting."
"I think we have a very clear vision of what we want to be: We want to be a band that makes really great music."
"I find that the best way to make a good record is to just be an idiot and not care what anyone thinks."
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you might as well laugh at everybody else."
"We’re a band that just happened to have a record out."
"We just decided to make a record, and we had a lot of fun doing it. Instead of taking it too seriously, we just laughed a lot."
"Our songs are about the stuff that makes us laugh until we cry."
"Being in a band is like being married to five people at once."
"Most bands don't really want to be a band; they want to be a 'brand'."
"We're just a bunch of musicians who got lucky and now we’re on a journey for the rest of our lives."
"Why do we always sing about things that make us sad? I guess it's just because we find silly things in the sad things."
"We’ve got to tell the world we’re sad and angry but also just joking!"
"I don’t think being in a band is about fame; it’s about having someone to share your jokes with."
"A band is just like a family reunion, except it always ends with someone yelling at each other!"
"We’re not just a band; we’re a comedic act that happens to make music."
"People say rock stars have big egos, but I just play fast and let the music do the talking."
"There's a fine line between being funny and being stupid, and that's where we live."
"I could get used to this! Just throw in some confetti and we’re a party!"
"We’re like a family: dysfunctional but in the best way possible."
"I won't say we’re the funniest band; I’ll just say we’re definitely not the least funny!"
"Sometimes we just need to stop and realize: we’re all just here to have fun!"
"Rock bands are like soap operas – everyone has a part, and it’s always a little bit ridiculous."
"We laugh a lot in this band; it's what keeps us going!"
"Music is serious business, but we also like to have a laugh or two!"
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