132 result(s) for Famous Madea Quotes.
"You can’t be a real man if you don’t take care of your children."
"I’m not a detective; I’m a woman. And I’m a black woman at that. I ain’t got no time to be figuring out who’s doing what."
"You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."
"What’s wrong with you? Are you crazy? You act like you have no sense."
"You can’t keep running from your problems. You got to face them head on."
"I’m too blessed to be stressed."
"Sometimes the best way to handle a problem is with a good ol’ butt whooping."
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"Get your life together. You can’t keep living like this."
"You need to pray and let it go."
"When life gets tough, just get tougher."
"Don’t let nobody take your joy."
"You think you’re so smart. But you ain’t smart until you know how to listen."
"Ain’t nothing wrong with a little tough love."
"I can’t do your part for you, but I can help you out when you need it."
"Life will show you what you need to know, if you let it."
"Sometimes you got to let people see you’re not playing around."
"Don’t nobody have to like you, but you got to like yourself."
"Walk in faith and not by sight."
"I may not be perfect, but I’m perfectly trying."
"Every setback is a setup for a comeback."
"If you don’t like what is happening in your life, do something about it."
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"It’s never too late to change your life."
"Sometimes the people who hurt you the most are the ones you love the most."
"You can’t control how other people act, but you can control how you react."
"Sometimes you gotta go through the storm to get to the rainbow."
"One day you’ll look back and see how all the struggles were worth it."
"You gotta be willing to put in the work to get where you want to be."
"You know, I actually think I'm a little too old to be taking advice from a teenager."
"What you won't do is you won't disrespect me."
"I ain't got no more time to play around with you. You look like you need a whoopin'."
"Sometimes you gotta let people go. If they come back, it was meant to be."
"Don't make me come out of this character!"
"You better have a good reason for calling me. I don't got time for your drama."
"Age is just a number. I still know how to hold my own."
"Don't let nobody tell you who you are or what you can be."
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"I don’t care how old you are. If you don’t speak to me, I’m gonna speak to you, and I’m gonna do it loudly!"
"Sometimes you just have to let people go, and if they come back, it's meant to be."
"I told you one time, I’m gonna tell you one more time."
"You can be as good as you wanna be, but if you ain’t right in your heart, you still gonna be wrong."
"Just because I ain’t say nothin’, don’t mean I don’t know what’s goin’ on."
"I’m not a crutch. You can’t lean on me, honey."
"Stop looking for love and start loving yourself."
"You can’t change what people do, but you can change what you do about it."
"If you don’t have a good friend, you don’t have nothing."
"Forgiveness is not for the weak, it’s a sign of strength."
"I ain’t nobody’s punchline, baby."
"When life throws you lemons, you make lemonade."
"Live your life like you’re in a movie—don’t let anyone tell you how to act."
"If your life is a mess, get up and clean it up."
"You gotta be the change you want to see."
"I don’t care what folks say, I’m living my life."
"In the end, everything will be okay. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end."
"Get off me! I’m trying to give you some tough love!"
"What you're not gonna do is keep putting stuff on me that ain't mine to carry."
"You know why you not happy? Because you can't stop dragging your past into your future."
"Sometimes you gotta let people go and understand that they were only meant to be in your life for a season."
"Don't let nobody take your joy."
"I ain't got time for your excuses. Either you gonna help me or you gonna get outta my way."
"You can't be a mess and a blessing at the same time."
"Honey, if you don't stop talking, I’m gonna push you off to a side."
"Just because you’re family don’t mean you have to be together all the time."
"If you're gonna stop me, please stop me in the right direction."
"It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. But I ain't losing my keys no more."
"Life is too short to waste time on people who don't make you happy."
"When life knocks you down, try to land on your back. Because if you can look up, you can get up."
"Before you judge me, make sure you're perfect."
"You gotta be true to yourself before you can be true to anyone else."
"At some point, you have to let go of the past and let it go."
"God takes us through seasons where we have to fight, but we must remember to stay strong."
"Stop trying to change someone who doesn’t want to change."
"Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die."
"Ain’t nobody got time for that."
"You can’t control who walks into your life. But you can control which window you throw them out."
"You’re not a failure until you start blaming others."
"Sometimes you have to take a leap of faith to find out where you belong."
"I beat the devil out of everything."
"Never lower your standards for anyone, not even for love."
"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great."
"You can't be a hundred years old and still be a kid!"
"I don't have a problem with nobody, but I've got a problem with a lot of people!"
"I'm not gonna let you turn my heart into a graveyard."
"Just because you got a problem with me, doesn't mean I have a problem with you."
"I can do bad all by myself."
"You better grab your butt while you can, because it won't always be there."
"I want you to pay me my respect. You better call me Ms. Madea!"
"Sometimes you just gotta let 'em know who you're dealing with!"
"Don't be mad at people who are successful; take notes!"
"It's not what they call you, it's what you answer to."
"You have to take responsibility for your own life."
"You can’t let other folks put you in a position where you have to defend yourself."
"Sometimes you gotta be a little bit nasty to get what you want."
"Life is like a dog; you're gonna have your good days and your bad days."
"You can’t control how people treat you, but you can control how you respond."
"Don't take life too seriously; you're not getting out alive anyway."
"Lord, give me the strength to face the people I can't stand!"
"Don't let nobody tear you down; you just keep on rising."
"You ain't gotta be perfect; just be real."
"If you don’t have a seat at the table, bring a folding chair."
"Hold your head up; you are somebody."
"The only time you should look back is to see how far you've come."
"Ain't nobody got time for that!"
"You better choose your friends wisely or they will choose you."
"The best revenge is not in being successful, but in just being happy."
"Honey, don't let nobody mess with your self-esteem."
"If you don't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?"
"What I look like? I look like a man. What does a man look like?"
"You don't have to let your situation dictate your future."
"Don't let nobody steal your joy."
"I'm not a doctor, I'm just a woman who loves her family."
"If you don't have a job, you should be working on yourself."
"Sometimes you gotta put your foot down and be a little firm."
"The devil is a liar, and I am not going to believe it."
"Don't let nobody tell you who you are."
"If you don’t like what I’m saying, then maybe I’m talking about you."
"Life is too short to live it all frustrated."
"You have to stop letting people define you."
"Boy, you better get up off the floor. You ain't dead."
"You can’t worry about who don’t like you."
"When life knocks you down, pick something up."
"You can't let people put you in a box."
"Don't let the man get you down!"
"Sometimes God will put you in a place where you can't help but trust Him."
"You got to be a little tough to make it in this world."
"Whatever you go through, it's going to be alright."
"I love the Lord, I love my family, and I love my friends."
"You can’t change the past, but you can change what’s coming next."
"You better let it go, or it's going to kill you."
"Sometimes you just have to laugh to keep from crying."
"Let me tell you something, if I can do it, you can do it too!"
"Never allow someone to dictate what your worth is."
"You can’t let fear stop you from moving forward."
"Remember, a happy heart is good medicine."
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