25 result(s) for Drunk As You Think I Am Quotes.
""I drink to make other people more interesting.""
""I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.""
""24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.""
""I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.""
""Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That's will teach you to keep your mouth shut.""
""I work until beer o'clock.""
""A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.""
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""The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.""
""When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.""
""Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.""
""I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under the host.""
""Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.""
""Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.""
""Here's to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.""
""Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.""
""One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.""
""What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?""
""After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.""
""Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at him, and miss him.""
""The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.""
""A bottle of wine was good company.""
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""If God had intended us to drink, he would have given us livers.""
""I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.""
""Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.""
""Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.""
