125 result(s) for Church Lady Quotes.
"Now, I don't want to be rude, but let me just say... you're going to hell!"
"I think we have a 'typical' case of Satanism here."
"Praise Jesus!"
"Look, I don't know if you've noticed this, but nobody knows what they're doing."
"I'm not saying you're a bad person, but I've heard some things."
"Let's just say I have some concerns about your moral fiber."
"You know, it’s always important to reflect on our own sins."
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"It's all about how you choose to live your life, dear."
"I don’t want to sound judgmental, but…"
"You know, honey, you really should consider a life of prayer."
"Let's have a little chat about your choices."
"You have to ask yourself, ‘What would Jesus do?’"
"I'm here to remind you that the Lord works in mysterious ways."
"Remember, there's a fine line between virtue and vice."
"I just don’t think that’s how Jesus would have handled it!"
"You know, some call it gossip; I call it sharing the truth."
"If you’re not impressed, you should be!"
"Oh, dear… we’re all just one sin away from the fiery pit!"
"Well, aren’t you just the picture of virtue?"
"Sometimes it’s good to take a good hard look at yourself, isn't it?"
"Sweetheart, the Lord has a plan for you, but you’ve got to meet Him halfway."
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"Oh honey, judgment is my middle name!"
"You can’t spell ‘sin’ without 'I'!"
"Well, isn't that convenient?"
"You know, I've often said that being in a church is like being on a cruise ship."
"It's always something!"
"I just want to say that I find the whole thing rather amusing."
"I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I do my best."
"And what do we say to that? 'Well, isn't that special?'"
"If the Good Lord had intended us to be perfect, He wouldn't have given us so many special occasions."
"Praise the Lord, and pass the snacks!"
"You know, it's very easy to judge others, but I try not to do that."
"We all have our little secrets, don't we?"
"The devil made me do it!"
"Well, aren't you special!"
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"I believe in keeping the faith, and sometimes that means keeping it funny."
"Let's remember to lift each other up; even if you're a little low on the totem pole!"
"I’m just here for the cookies!"
"You know, dear, it's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am!"
"Some people are too busy being negative to see the good."
"The Lord works in mysterious ways, and so do I!"
"Ah, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!"
"Glory be! Let's not forget to laugh a little!"
"People need to lighten up. We could all use a little chuckle!"
"You know, honey, we can talk all day about what's wrong; I prefer to focus on the good."
"It's not what you say, but how you say it, isn't that right?"
"You see, life's too short to be anything but happy."
"Remember, the best is yet to come!"
"I truly believe in the power of prayer, and a good laugh!"
"I think it's a sin to waste your time."
"You know, you really shouldn’t be doing that."
"Could it be Satan?"
"I must say, I am shocked, shocked!"
"What does it mean? Well, isn't that special!"
"Your sins will find you out."
"Is that how you were raised, dear?"
"It’s not easy being a lady!"
"Time to repent!"
"Have you found Jesus? I’m not talking about the kind you find at the bar."
"I’ll pray for you."
"Oh, honey, God doesn't want you to do that."
"That's a gross sin!"
"Well, that’s very interesting."
"You’ve got to find yourself a good church!"
"You know you're going to hell for that!"
"Now, tell me, what were you thinking?"
"You know, dear, it’s never too late to turn things around!"
"Heaven help us, what are we coming to?"
"That’s not very ladylike!"
"I'm so glad you asked for my advice!"
"Let's all take a moment to repent!"
"Satan is very real—beware!"
"Now, now, don’t go blaming others!"
"It’s the little things that count."
"Well, isn't that special?"
"Could it be... Satan?"
"You know, I think you are just one step away from salvation."
"I'm just a little bit concerned, that's all."
"Oh, come on! We all know that you can't always trust people."
"And you better have a good reason!"
"I don't think so, Tim!"
"There's a fine line between good and evil."
"Well, we don't want to go too far, do we?"
"It's always good to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out."
"Let’s pray for those less fortunate—like you."
"Let me just ask you this, who do you think you are?"
"Do you smell that? It smells like sin."
"There, there, it's just the way of the world."
"Well, that's one thing you can never have too much of: humility."
"We're all God's children, yes, even you!"
"Now, why would God want to be like you?"
"You really think you're going to heaven? You better check your facts."
"I would hate to go to church with you."
"Well, that’s what you get for not being good."
"You can't just say, 'Lord forgive me,' and everything's okay."
"Remember, the Lord helps those who help themselves."
"You should be ashamed of yourself!"
"I do hope you find your way back to the light."
"It's good to keep your friends close and your enemies closer."
"Isn't that special?"
"Well, isn't that just like you?"
"You know, you could use a little more of that God-given goodness."
"Oh, come on! You know I'm right!"
"It's the power of Christ that compels you!"
"I know what you're thinking. But I'm just a woman of the cloth!"
"Look at you, you fancy pants!"
"Aren't you just the cutest little sinner?"
"You think you're so clever, don't you?"
"Well, aren't we just the picture of virtue?"
"I've never seen such a lack of humility!"
"We all have our little misadventures, don't we?"
"You could use a little prayer, sweetheart."
"Now, isn't that a delightful little sin?"
"Just think of all the fun we could have with a little more faith!"
"You've got to love the Lord a little more, or you might get lost!"
"Gossiping is a sin, but isn't it just so much fun?"
"You need to get a little closer to the Good Book."
"Well, well, well, look who's here!"
"You just never know what the Lord has in store, do you?"
"Isn't it wonderful how God can forgive us all?"
"I can see right through your little act, dear."
"Prayers can work wonders, but you might need to adjust your attitude!"
"It's never too late to ask for a little Heavenly guidance."
"Well, darling, why don't we just say a little prayer about that?"
"A little faith goes a long way, but maybe not quite as far as you think!"
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