109 result(s) for Beer Quotes.
"I drink beer because I like it. It’s not because I’m trying to get drunk."
"There’s no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others."
"I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member."
"Beer is not a drink, it’s a hug in a glass."
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
"The man who lies about beer lies about everything."
"There are two kinds of people: those who love beer, and those who are wrong."
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"Take a drink, you’ll feel better!"
"Cheers to a long life and a merry one, a quick death and an easy one, a pretty girl and an honest one, a cold beer and another one!"
"There's a fine line between a drunk and a drunk that's about to become a philosopher."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"If you can’t drink it, don’t brew it."
"Brewery: A place where people come together to either get drunk or avoid each other."
"For a long time, I was convinced that I was meant to write a book about beer."
"Beer is the most civilised thing in the world."
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her."
"When you’re in a bar, and you hear things that make you laugh, you’re not alone."
"I think beer is the most technically advanced product that we’ve ever created. It’s the best way to get high without drugs."
"I always enjoy a good beer. It's like having a friend in a bottle."
"In beer, there is strength; in water, there is bacteria."
"There's nothing like a nice cold beer."
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"The best beer is the one you’re drinking right now."
"I would never encourage anyone to do anything that would lead to a prohibitive decision on beer."
"I drink a lot of beer. I enjoy beer. Beer is my friend."
"Beer is the only thing that doesn’t have to be created."
"Beer is the music of the people."
"There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"I have a great love for beer. The only thing is to have moderation."
"Beer is the liquid food of the nation."
"I like beer. It’s my favourite drink."
"To beer, or not to beer, that is the question."
"A man who lies about beer makes many mistakes."
"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning."
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer."
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"Beer: A high-adventure in a bottle."
"You can’t brew a beer without breaking a few rules."
"Life is too short to drink cheap beer."
"There are two kinds of people: those who love beer and those who don’t know what they are missing."
"Beer is the answer. I just don't remember the question."
"I think beer is just a great way to bring people together."
"There is no such thing as a bad beer. Some are just better than others."
"In beer, there is strength."
"I drink to make other people interesting."
"A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure."
"He was a wise man who invented beer."
"The best beer is the one you drink with friends."
"BBQ and beer are two of the greatest gifts."
"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
"I would rather have a beer than a sub sandwich."
"One beer, two beers, three beers, four. I love beer!"
"The mouth of a perfectly happy man is full of beer."
"The best way to predict the future is to create it, but a cold beer can help."
"Beer is not just a drink; it’s a way of life."
"If you can't drink it, don't produce it."
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I’m amazed I’m still standing."
"Beer is the father of all drinks."
"I always take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila or a cold beer."
"Love, like beer, can be something you have on tap."
"To beer or not to beer? That is not even a question."
"The only thing better than beer is more beer."
"I work until beer o'clock."
"There’s no bad beer. Some are better than others."
"In wine, there is wisdom; in beer, there is freedom; in water, there is bacteria."
"A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure."
"Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems."
"I can't imagine a man really enjoying a pigeon shooting if he had never shot a gun before."
"Let us drink beer, for it is the most magnificent of beverages."
"There's a time and place for everything, and it's called college."
"A beer a day keeps the doctor away."
"Those who love beer can never be lonely."
"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer."
"I never met a beer I didn't like."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that's pretty close."
"Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
"Beer is the nectar of the gods."
"The best beer is the beer you’re drinking."
"If you can't drink with the big dogs, stay on the porch."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that's kind of the same thing."
"Drink beer. It’s not good for your health, but better than being sober."
"A pint of beer is a pint of health."
"To beer, the cause and solution to many of life's problems."
"Beer, if drunk in moderation, promotes health and longevity."
"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. Let's sit down and enjoy a beer instead."
"In wine, there is wisdom. In beer, there is freedom. In water, there is bacteria."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"I think beer is the reason I get up every afternoon."
"People who drink light beer are doing it because they like to taste it. I think a lot of people just like to drink beer for the taste."
"There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get this."
"A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work. And a bad day of beer is better than a good day at home."
"Beer is like the universe; it expands in the bottle."
"The best beers are the ones we drink with friends."
"I drink to let you know I’m in a good mood, not to let you know I’m unhappy."
"No woman ever shot a man while he was doing dishes."
"There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others."
"Good people drink good beer."
"Brew beer at home? Sounds complicated. Let's just drink it instead."
"Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer."
"To beer, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems."
"Life is too short to drink bad beer."
"To me, the greatest tradition of our American heritage is beer."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s pretty close."
"I think if I were a man, I would be a beer-drinking man!"
"With great beer comes great responsibility."
"Life goes on, but beer is forever."
"Good people drink good beer, and bad people drink bad beer."
"Beer is the answer. I don’t remember the question."
"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die. But until then, let's have a beer."
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