74 result(s) for Elect A Clown Quotes.
"The biggest problem with the political jokes is they get elected."
"I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone."
"If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it."
"The trouble with our leaders is that they don’t know what the hell they’re doing."
"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
"A politician is a person who can make waves and calm them down."
"In politics, stupidity is not a handicap."
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"We are all just here to get through life. And if you have to elect a clown to be in charge, you might as well have some fun."
"I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom."
"A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar."
"The only real power comes out of a long rifle."
"Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason."
"It is the first responsibility of every citizen to question authority."
"In America, anyone can be president. That’s one of the risks you take."
"If you think the problems we have are bad now, just wait until we elect a clown."
"Politics is like show business for ugly people."
"The bad politicians are the ones you don’t hear about."
"Elections are won by the people who show up."
"The problem with political jokes is they get elected."
"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right."
"A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation."
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"Do not be afraid to be confused. Later, you will see the reason for your confusion."
"Politics is just showbiz for ugly people."
"One of the greatest crimes is the crime of boredom, and both politicians and voters are responsible for that."
"You can’t make a great play in politics; it’s too public. It’s like going to the circus, you never know where the clowns are going to end up."
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
"I'm not a member of the mob."
"I am not a crook."
"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The USSR is now a mere relic of the past."
"You know, I did not have much of a childhood. When I was a child, my childhood was taken away from me. I was happy to be grown up."
"For children, I think the world is too heavy. For adults, I think it is too light."
"I saw a sign that said 'That's the plan' and I just absolutely can't stop thinking about it."
"The thing in the world that I have learned is people really are not nice."
"I’m going to make such a change that they’ll look at me and say, 'This is a person who made a change.'"
"We're going to win so much that you may even get bored with winning."
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"I think the American people are tired of seeing their leaders spend more time worrying about the polls than they do about the problems that are facing them."
"This is a great day for a great country."
"The evidence is clear – the science is settled. The world is getting warmer."
"Let me be clear. I want you to be successful, and you can create your own success, but it will take hard work."
"We're not going to let our children fall behind."
"One of the great things about being an entrepreneur is you get to be your own boss."
"It's time to take this teamwork and this partnership to a whole new level."
"I have no idea how I won that first campaign."
"I think the American people want a little more promise and a little less chance."
"A little bit of humor goes a long way."
"Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future."
"Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to keep walking."
"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men."
"The best way to predict your future is to create it."
"It's always good to have a little humor in your life. If nothing else, it helps you keep your sanity."
"If you elect a clown, do not be surprised when you are governed by a circus."
"Let's face it, nobody wants to elect a clown to run the country. Unless you want a big top of chaos."
"Comedy is acting out optimism."
"In a system where you have to choose among the people who run for office, sometimes you have no choice but to pick the clown."
"Some people think they can have their cake and eat it too. They can elect a clown and still expect a serious show."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."
"When I see a clown, I run the other way; I can't stand clowns."
"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"Any society that would give up liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both."
"The first rule of politics is that if you can make people laugh, they will follow you."
"In politics, absurdity is not a handicap."
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And maybe a clown."
"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you."
"If you elect a clown, don't be surprised when the funeral is held in a circus tent."
"Life is a circus, and we’re all here to entertain."
"They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions; maybe it’s also paved with the laughter of clowns."
"You know, you can't put a clown in the White House and expect him not to juggle with your rights."
"Politics is the most entertaining show in town, especially when clowns are on the cast."
"I get why people love clowns; they make you laugh while you endure the ridiculousness of the world."
"Electing a leader is like choosing the best clown in the circus—you have to look past the makeup."
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
"In many respects, the best clown is the one who tells the unfiltered truth."
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