128 result(s) for Funny Duck Hunting Quotes.
"I don't do any hunting, but I do some duck watching — and that can be kind of fun too."
"Hunting ducks is like fishing for someone else's fish; take the key, leave the rest."
"I love to hunt ducks, and to make it even funnier, I hunt them with a camera."
"The only way to properly hunt ducks is to have a good dog and even better friends."
"Duck hunting is not a sport. It’s a way of life — often filled with bad jokes."
"I went duck hunting and all I got was this lousy quack."
"If you can’t bag a duck, don’t worry! Just blame it on the weather."
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"I'm not a hunter by nature, but when I’m on the pond, I like to quack a few jokes."
"Why did the duck go hunting? Because it wanted to get to the 'quack' of the matter!"
"Hunting ducks: the only time you get to pay for the chance to tell them to 'quack off.'"
"Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks during hunting season!"
"Duck hunting: where the real challenge is not getting wet!"
"The best part about duck hunting? The wind in your hair and a good excuse to take a nap!"
"You know you're a real duck hunter when you have more decoys than shoes!"
"Duck hunting is the only time it’s acceptable to yell 'quack' in public."
"They say the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese—and the duck gets off scot-free!"
"I’d rather be at the pond, even if the ducks are just there for the snacks."
"If hunting ducks feels like work, just think of it as outdoor therapy that comes with a side of quackers."
"There’s a reason why ducks never get lost: they always follow their quack senses!"
"When life gives you ducks, make sure to bring your best hunting buddies and a funny story!"
"Duck hunters don't need GPS — just follow the sound of quacking!"
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"What do you call a duck that hunts? A quack-ademic!"
"Hunting ducks is a great way to bond… just don’t mention who shot what!"
"Ever notice how the ducks always seem to have the last laugh?"
"All I need are some ducks and a couple of friends who also think they're comedians."
"Duck hunting is all about patience. Patience, and a really good sense of humor."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then I told her the psychiatrist was a duck. She made me leave the room."
"Never, ever ignore a duck’s advice!"
"What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner."
"You can't just shoot ducks; you have to be a duck to understand their problems."
"Duck hunting is a sport of kings, but always keep your eye on the prize."
"If you’re going to be a duck hunter, you might as well be a big one!"
"I enjoy hunting: it’s the thrill of the chase… and the laughter when you miss!"
"A duck in the hand is worth two in the pond... if you can shoot straight!"
"Hunting duck isn’t about the number of shots you take. It’s about the stories you tell."
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"There’s nothing quite like the rush of seeing ducks drop from the sky—but first, the jokes always come!"
"You know, a good quack always gets a laugh."
"The duckhunter’s creed: the more the merrier, especially when they can’t find the snacks!"
"I promise to keep my aim sharp, but my jokes sharper while duck hunting!"
"I went duck hunting once; even the ducks were laughing at my aim!"
"A day in the field hunting ducks is better than a week of therapy!"
"Duck hunters: putting the 'fun' in the hunt!"
"Waddle you do if you miss? Just laugh and try again!"
"I’d rather be a bad duck hunter than a great couch potato!"
"If it flies, it dies… and then we laugh about it!"
"The fun of duck hunting is the companionship, along with the humor that fills the air!"
"In duck hunting, as in life, it’s all about having a few good laughs with friends."
"When life gives you ducks, make sure to bring a sense of humor along!"
"Being a duck hunter means embracing mistakes with a smile and a good joke!"
"Duck hunting: where every missed shot is a chance for a laugh!"
"Happiness is the act of hunting ducks and sharing the laughter that follows."
"They say you can’t put a price on fun; but you can definitely put a price on duck shots!"
"If you turn your back on ducks, be sure to check your wallet first."
"There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
"Be nice to ducks. They may someday be your boss."
"The duck hunter and the artist have one thing in common: the ability to enjoy a good shot."
"I always say: if you're going to be a hunter, be a duck hunter. They’re the only ones who look good in camouflage."
"Hunting is not just about the killing. It's about showing up at the wrong pond at the wrong time."
"Duck hunting: because sometimes you want to hold a gun while taking a walk in the park."
"A duck in the hand is worth two in the bush... unless it’s a very small bush."
"I wished for a duck but got a goose instead. Welcome to hunting."
"Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken, of course!"
"All my friends are ducks. They always quack me up!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a shotgun, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Duck hunting: less about the ducks, more about the camaraderie and a good excuse for a bad joke."
"It's a quack-tastic day when the ducks fly in."
"The only thing better than hunting ducks is making fun of the ones who try and catch them."
"Keep calm and duck hunt on."
"Duck hunting is like dating: sometimes you have to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince."
"Being a duck hunter means you never have to worry about what to wear in the great outdoors."
"If there’s a will, there's a duck hunting way."
"You can’t catch a duck without getting wet. Embrace the splash!"
"It’s not the size of your game that's important; it’s how much fun you have while trying to catch it."
"Ducks are like jokes: sometimes they fly and sometimes they fall flat."
"Take only pictures, leave only quacks."
"Quack your worries away! It’s duck hunting time!"
"Life is better when you're laughing—especially when there's a duck hunt involved!"
"A duck is the only animal that can be a real quack in the world of wildlife."
"If you want to be a duck hunter, you've got to be part comedian."
"The only difference between a duck hunter and a farmer is that the farmer can't tell a joke about ducks."
"The best call you can have in a duck blind is a good sense of humor."
"Why did the duck go to the comedy show? To improve his quack timing."
"Duck hunting: the only sport where you can laugh and shoot at the same time."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a duck call, and that's pretty close."
"A good friend will always bail you out of jail, but a duck hunting friend will be in jail with you, telling duck jokes."
"Hunting ducks is a lot like comedy; timing is everything."
"A bad day hunting is still better than a good day at work, unless it’s a bad duck joke."
"I told my hunting buddy that duck hunting is in my veins. He said, 'Better stick to the jokes.'"
"Duck hunting is like telling a joke; it takes practice to get it just right."
"What do you call a duck that loves to dance? A quack-er!"
"Every duck has its day, especially when the hunters bring a sense of humor!"
"Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!"
"If I had a dollar for every duck joke I've heard while hunting, I'd be able to afford a better rifle."
"Duck hunting is like stand-up comedy: you need perfect delivery, and sometimes it's all about the quack."
"The only thing louder than a duck call is my buddy laughing at his own jokes."
"Why don't ducks tell secrets? Because they would quack up!"
"I shoot ducks for the thrill of it…but mostly for the puns afterwards."
"You can’t whistle a duck up, but you can sure give it a laugh."
"Duck hunting: where every other joke just flaps and quacks."
"What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? 'Put it on my bill!'"
"I love cooking ducks! They are quite the pun-derful meal."
"I wish I had wings, so I could quack my way to success in duck hunting."
"Duck hunters are all comedians at heart—just take a look at their calls!"
"The only thing that flies higher than a duck is a hunter’s imagination."
"Duck hunting: The art of camouflage, patience, and telling tall tales."
"I’ve spent most of my life hunting ducks. The rest I’ve just wasted."
"Who says money can’t buy happiness? It can buy a duck blind!"
"Duck hunting is like sex; it’s always fun, but sometimes you just can’t find the time!"
"A bad day of duck hunting is still better than a good day at work."
"I don’t always go duck hunting, but when I do, I prefer to lay on the couch."
"You know you’re a duck hunter when you can identify every quack from 50 yards."
"Duck seasons may come and go, but the tales last a lifetime."
"There is nothing more exhilarating than a duck flying directly at you - except maybe pie."
"I’d rather be duck hunting than watching the grass grow."
"The most dangerous part of duck hunting? Telling your spouse how much your gear cost!"
"If I had a dollar for every duck I’ve shot, I’d have enough to buy a duck boat!"
"I thought I was good at duck calling until I saw my dog’s reaction!"
"Like a duck on a pond; calm on the surface, but my mind is racing with how to get the best shot."
"Duck hunters have to be part comedian, part philosopher, and part survivalist."
"A duck may be sturdy, but it still hasn’t met a well-aimed shot!"
"The worst thing about duck hunting… is missing!"
"Always remember: It’s not about the ducks you bag, but the stories you bring back."
"Duck hunting is simply the sport of sitting in the cold to talk about the ones that got away."
"I went duck hunting last weekend. I was so busy checking my phone, I forgot to check my gun!"
"Hunting is not just about shooting ducks; it’s about the camaraderie… and the snacks!"
"Real men don’t use duck calls; they just quack loudly at the sky!"
"I’ve learned that the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese… and the hunter gets the duck!"
"Duck hunting: all about having a quacker of a time!"
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