102 result(s) for Beer Mugs Quotes.
"I drink beer when I’m happy and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone. When I have company, I consider it obligatory."
"There’s nothing more important than good friends, good food, and a good beer."
"To beer, or not to beer, that is the question."
"I would exchange my whole empire for a couple of bottles of good beer."
"The first draft of anything is shit. But with beer, it gets better."
"Let’s go out for a beer and talk about this. Or just drink beer and forget about this."
"Beer... the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
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"There is no such thing as a bad beer. Some are better than others."
"Two beers in one hand, and one in the other, always makes me feel better."
"Don’t worry; enjoy a beer!"
"Craft beer is a good thing, and I love it."
"A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer."
"Beer is the liquid of life, the golden nectar that has brought joy and satisfaction to countless generations."
"There's a time and place for everything, and it's called Happy Hour."
"To enjoy good beer, you must drink it with good friends."
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
"There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others."
"My perfect beer is a tall, cold one that is sitting in front of me."
"The best beer is the one you have with friends."
"He was a wise man who invented beer."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that's pretty close."
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"Four beers and I could rule the world."
"Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs."
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her."
"Friends don’t let friends drink bad beer."
"There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called 'happy hour.'"
"You can’t get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to be able to drink tea and read."
"A man who lies about beer makes other lies look small."
"Happiness is a warm beer."
"Save water, drink beer."
"If you can’t drink it, don’t brew it."
"Time flies when you’re having rum (or beer)."
"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems."
"Beer is like a man: It becomes better with age."
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"I would uphold the law if for no other reason than to protect myself."
"There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure."
"I drink to make other people more interesting."
"There are two kinds of people in the world: people who love beer and people who are wrong."
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
"Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems."
"A glass of beer guards you against witches, demons, and doctors."
"I’ve only had two beers this year – I had a beer and a half last summer."
"There’s nothing wrong with being a beer enthusiast."
"Beer is a cultural thing. It transcends.”"
"If you can’t drink and drive, then why do they have parking lots?"
"A good beer is a good time."
"The best beer is the one shared with friends."
"I’m on the patch. I’ll be fine. These days it’s just beer."
"There are good ships, and there are wood ships. The ships that sail the sea are full of beer, and that’s all I need to know."
"Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
"In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic."
"I think beer is the greatest invention of all time. It’s like a hug in a mug."
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer."
"There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get that."
"They said I could be anything. So I became a beer enthusiast."
"Beer makes you feel how you ought to feel without beer."
"I can’t stop drinking beer. I love it too much."
"Why have a beer in your hand when you can have a winning hand?"
"The best beers are the ones we share with friends."
"All you need is love and a good beer."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"When in doubt, drink a stout."
"Cheers to a life full of hops and barley!"
"Happiness is a cold beer and a warm fire."
"The only thing better than a cold beer is a cold beer shared with friends."
"Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question. Yes is the answer."
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all the farmers who grow the hops, and the wheat, and the barley. And all the food and energy that would be wasted if I didn’t drink it. And, through the pour of my beer, I reflect on my good fortune of being a country boy with good friends."
"Beer is like a hug in a mug!"
"Every beer is a gift from the earth."
"Here’s to beer: for when you’re feeling sad, for when you’re feeling happy, and for when you’re just feeling thirsty."
"Life, oh life! It’s a beer song!"
"A great beer is like a great thought. It can make you feel invincible."
"Here’s to beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems."
"Beer, if drunk in moderation, promotes health and longevity."
"I work until beer o'clock."
"A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure."
"Without beer, life is a mistake."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"In wine, there is wisdom. In beer, there is freedom. In water, there is bacteria."
"There’s a strong case to be made for beer being the world’s oldest beverage."
"Good people drink good beer."
"I think I’ll just have a cup of tea."
"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer."
"A beer a day keeps the doctor away."
"There's nothing like good beer to bring people together."
"Like beer, life is best when it's served cold."
"Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
"I’d love to change the world, but I can’t find the remote."
"Nothing cures a hangover like a cold beer."
"When life hands you lemons, trade them for a cold beer."
"There is no such thing as bad beer. Some are better than others."
"Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems."
"Beer soothes the soul."
"Life is too short to drink bad beer."
"Happiness is a cold beer on a hot day."
"The best beer is the one you’re having with friends."
"A night with good beer is a night well spent."
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