110 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Grandparents.
"I've reached the age where my back goes out more than I do."
"At my age, flowers scare me."
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do."
"Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet."
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"The only thing better than having you as my mom is my children having you as their grandma."
"You’re never too old to have a happy childhood!"
"Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother."
"Grandparents: the only people who can get pulled over by the police and not get a ticket."
"Being a grandparent is our second chance at being parents. We get to enjoy without the responsibility!"
"It's such a joy to listen to the stories of grandparents – they always tell them with such warmth and wisdom!"
"You know you’re old when you can’t remember what you were doing two seconds ago, but you can still remember the lyrics to a song from 50 years ago."
"Four generations together means four times as much love and four times as much fun."
"Grandparents are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they're always there."
"Grandparents are the ones who can spoil, indulge, and pamper grandchildren."
"If nothing is going well, call your grandmother."
"To be a grandparent is to enjoy your children’s children, and there’s no greater joy than that."
"Having grandchildren makes you realize just how old you’re getting, but they’re worth it."
"As we get older, we become more like our parents. That’s why most of us hug our kids a little tighter."
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"The only problem with grandchildren is that they tend to be a little too perfect."
"If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I’d have had them first."
"A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the TV."
"You can't imagine how much I love my grandkids. And you can't imagine how much they drive me crazy!"
"Being a grandparent means you can be a kid again, only with more wisdom and snacks."
"There’s no place like grandma’s house. Except maybe grandma’s kitchen!"
"Being a grandparent is wonderful. It’s a second chance to love and spoil your grandkids."
"The best parents get promoted to grandparents."
"Grandparents are the ones who know how to make you laugh when you feel like crying."
"Grandparents: The only people who can get away with baby talk to anyone."
"Money talks. Grandchildren walk."
"My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn."
"Grandchildren are a gift from above, a treasure from the heart."
"If I had known being a grandparent would be so fun, I would have had them first."
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"Grandparents make the world a little softer, a little kinder, and a little warmer."
"A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty."
"A grandparent is someone with silver in their hair and gold in their heart."
"There's nothing like a grandparent's love to brighten your day."
"Grandparents: Who, inspired by children, have more patience than parents."
"Grandparents are the perfect blend of love and mischief."
"A grandparent is the one who can get you to do anything with just a cookie."
"It's funny how you can have two children who are so different and yet have the same parents. I guess there's a reason why some of us are grandparents and not parents!"
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself."
"Being a grandparent is our second chance at being a kid ourselves."
"The only thing better than having you as my parents is my children having you as their grandparents."
"Grandparents are for grandparents. That's why they make them so tender and juicy."
"There's no such thing as a grandparent who is too old to embarrass their grandchildren!"
"Grandchildren are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they're always there."
"If wrinkles are a sign of wisdom, then grandparents must be the wisest of them all."
"A grandparent is someone with silver hair who gives you cookies and doesn't care if you get crumbs all over their house."
"The best place to cry is on a grandfather's or grandmother's knee."
"There’s no greater joy than seeing your grandchildren turn into mini versions of yourself… with their own little quirks, of course."
"Grandparents are the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not."
"Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – parents!"
"Being a grandparent is like being a kid again, but you get to skip all the tough parts."
"Grandparents: The only people who can get away with spoiling a kid and still look adorable doing it!"
"Grandparenting is the icing on the cake of life."
"Grandparents, like heroes, are as necessary to a child's growth as vitamins."
"To be a grandparent is to enjoy a second chance for being a kid again without the worries."
"You know you're a grandparent when you get more joy out of your grandkids' laughs than your own!"
"The best gift I ever received came from God; I call him grandchild."
"Grandparents: a delightful blend of laughter, caring deeds, wondrous stories and love."
"There's nothing that makes me happier than seeing my grandchildren having fun, especially if I'm the one causing it!"
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"It is easier to become a grandfather than to be one."
"The best place to cry is on a grandparent's arms."
"A grandparent is a person who has silver in their hair and gold in their heart."
"Being a grandparent means you can be the fun one."
"Grandpas are just antique little boys."
"Grandparents: the only people who will give you a book that you have read a million times, but they warn you not to ruin the ending!"
"Grandmothers are just parent’s parents."
"Grandchildren are the result of taking a masterclass in parenting."
"Grandparents are for stories, cookies, and unconditional love."
"Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children."
"If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I would have had them first."
"Grandchildren: so you can have fun without all the responsibility!"
"A grandparent is a treasure, but a grandparent with a sense of humor is a double treasure."
"To be a grandparent is to be a judge, a teacher, a babysitter, a storyteller, a friend, and a special person times ten."
"I think my grandmother is a lot like my dad. She has the same terrible sense of humor."
"What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure."
"A grandparent’s love is whole, no matter how many times divided."
"The size of grandmother's lap is limitless."
"You’re the best grandparents in the world! Even better than all the rest!"
"The best way to get grandchildren to do something is to suggest that perhaps they should not be doing it."
"There’s no place like home except Grandma’s."
"Grandparents are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"Being a grandparent is wonderful. One moment you’re a hero, the next you’re a lawn mower."
"Grandparents are for loving and fixing things."
"A grandparent is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend."
"There’s no such thing as a bad grandparent, just a really busy one."
"If I had known how much fun it would be to have grandchildren, I would have had them first."
"Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old; it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother."
"Grandparents are masters of the art of storytelling that goes on 25 versions too long."
"To be a grandparent is to enjoy one of life’s greatest gifts: the chance to be silly with your grandchildren."
"Being a grandparent is like having your cake and eating it too, and then sharing it with someone you love."
"Grandparents are the only people who can get you out of trouble without excess paperwork."
"When a child is born, so are grandparents."
"There’s something special about the power of a grandparent; they make grandkids feel extraordinary."
"If your parents were a little crazy, wait until you meet the grandparents."
"Grandparents are just antique little kids."
"The only thing better than having you as my mom is my kids having you as their grandma."
"A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend."
"Grandfather: a man with silver in his hair and gold in his heart."
"Being a grandparent means you can be the fun one and let someone else do the serious stuff."
"Stay close to anything that makes you glad you’re alive. Unless it’s your grandchild’s new pet snake."
"Grandparents are like a little piece of the past that never goes away."
"The best gifts are not found under the tree, but in the heart of a grandparent."
"Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation."
"A grandparent’s love knows no bounds and has no expiration date."
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