116 result(s) for Drinking Quotes.
"I’ve taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
"Drinking makes a man feel like a man. A man who can drink is a man who can do anything."
"I like my wine like I like my women: full-bodied and fruity."
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline."
"Everything in moderation, including moderation."
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"A man who is fond of wine is likely to take the wine in excess."
"Sometimes when I'm down, I just want to drink a glass of wine and forget my worries."
"You don't have to drink to have fun."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
"The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the fourth for my enemies."
"Age and glasses of wine should never be counted."
"Alcohol: because no great story ever started with a salad."
"I drink to forget I drink."
"I am not a drinker, but I do like to drink."
"Drinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in champagne."
"There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others."
"The time to drink is now."
"I love to drink wine more than I love to drink water."
"One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough."
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"A glass of wine a day keeps the doctor away."
"Little else is needed for a happy life than a good friend and a good bottle of wine."
"Only two things in life are certain: death and taxes. And the third is a good drink."
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her."
"First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you."
"I only drink to make other people interesting."
"Drink, but not to drunkenness."
"Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages."
"It’s not that we drink, but how we drink."
"Alcohol is my favorite antidepressant."
"I only drink to make my friends seem interesting."
"In wine, there's truth."
"They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you a drink. And that's kind of the same thing."
"Drinking is a way of becoming invisible."
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"I drink because I enjoy it. It calms my nerves, and I never get too far ahead of myself."
"I like my whiskey old and my women young."
"The best of friends are the ones we could sit down with a drink and talk for hours."
"Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable."
"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
"The first step in having a wonderful life is having a wonderful mindset."
"There is no bad beer. Some beers just taste better than others."
"Time flies when you're having rum."
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for."
"Life is too short to drink bad wine."
"Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right."
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness."
"Let us drink for the glories of the past and the hopes of the future."
"There is no love sincerer than the love of food and drink."
"I drink to forget... but I always remember."
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."
"There is no bad beer. Some beers just happen to be better than others."
"I love to drink. It makes me feel like I'm a better person than I normally am."
"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world."
"I'm on the patch right now, trying to recover from the effects of wine."
"I drink because I am unhappy, and unhappy because I drink."
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems."
"Cerveza con amor es medicina pero sin amor es veneno."
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get that joke. But if you add alcohol, it all makes sense!"
"Whatever it is, I'm against it."
"Lager is the best beer in the world. I thought so before I found out that beer is not good for you. But it also isn't bad for you! The best part of a bad day is a frosty cold lager!"
"Let us drink, for tomorrow we die."
"There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven't yet met."
"A drink a day keeps the doctor away."
"Booze, though it may not be for everyone, is a spokesperson for those who have no voice."
"Wine casts out worry, and gives a heart full of mirth. It is a joyful antidote."
"Cheers! To all the places we've been and the drinks we've shared."
"Beer, if drunk in moderation, promotes health and longevity."
"I drink to make other people more interesting."
"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life."
"In wine, there is truth."
"I like a woman with a lower back tattoo. It’s like a drink menu."
"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her."
"There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others."
"I can’t cook, but I can make a mean cocktail."
"Good people drink good beer."
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the courtesy to thank her."
"Wine is sunlight, held together by water."
"People who drink to drown their sorrows should be told that sorrows know how to swim."
"Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems."
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
"Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic."
"The best beer is the one you drink with friends."
"Men are like beer. They are always in a state of fermentation."
"It’s not the drinking to be merry; it’s the merrying to be drinking."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"A cocktail a day keeps the doctor away."
"Every empty bottle is filled with stories."
"There's no such thing as a bad drink; only bad moments."
"Cheers to the nights we won't remember, with the friends we'll never forget."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut."
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
"A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on."
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
"I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
"The best thing about the past is that it's behind us."
"One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time."
"Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standard paths of thought."
"Stay busy drinking beer and avoid women."
"When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink."
"Wine is bottled poetry."
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk enough and who is just poor."
"There are good ships and wood ships, ships that sail the sea, but the best ships are friendships, and may they always be."
"A bottle of wine was good company."
"What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?"
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