130 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Pens.
"I’m writing a book. I’ve got the manuscript, but my pen keeps running out of ink."
"A pen is more powerful than a sword, but only if you remember to refill it."
"A writer's pen is the instrument of their conviction; just make sure it has ink!"
"When life gives you lemons, grab a pen and write a funny story about it."
"The pen may be mightier than the sword, but a pencil has a better eraser."
"I told my pen everything because it never judged me."
"I love pens, but they love to disappear. I think they have a secret life."
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"If my pen could talk, it would probably say, 'Stop the drama and write!'"
"My pen and I have an agreement: I write the ideas, and it does the disappearing act."
"Pen is mightier than the sword, but only if you remember not to leave it in your pocket when you wash your clothes!"
"I bought a fancy pen once, but it left me with nothing to write about and only regrets!"
"Great ideas come from pens, but they're often too lazy to get out from under the couch."
"You know you've reached adulthood when you get excited about a new pack of pens."
"I pen my life, but it often reads like a sitcom without a script!"
"I must be a magician; every time I need a pen, they vanish from existence!"
"I have a love/hate relationship with pens; they love to run out of ink at the worst times!"
"Why do pens always seem to go on vacation when I need them most? They have a mind of their own!"
"Using a pen to write a bestseller is like using a spoon to eat soup; sure, it works, but there’s probably a better tool!"
"Pens are like friends; you value them until they run out of ink and leave you hanging."
"If writing with a pen was an Olympic sport, I’d still forget to pack my pen!"
"Every time I find a pen, I think it's a sign to write my memoirs… still waiting for the right pen!"
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"The hardest part of writing is finding a pen that works… motivation is overrated!"
"I thought my pen had an infinite ink supply… it turns out, it was just temporarily out of service."
"Once I spent a whole afternoon looking for a pen, only to realize I've been holding it the whole time!"
"A pen in hand is worth two in the drawer, especially if they’re dried out!"
"Sometimes, I think my favorite pen has a personal vendetta against my carpet."
"Behind every great writer is a great pen that probably went through a lot of ink!"
"A pen is mightier than a sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp."
"I started with nothing and I still have most of it left—except for my pens; they keep disappearing."
"The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the sword is extremely short and the pen is very sharp."
"I am always amazed at how much I can get done if I just stay focused on my pen."
"If you think that the pen is mightier than the sword, try to write a novel with a sword."
"My pen is like my best friend; it never runs out of ink or gossip."
"In my world, the pen's always out of ink, and the humor is always in short supply."
"Writing with a pen is my favorite way to pretend I have my life together."
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"I lost my pen, I can no longer tell if my life is a joke or a tragedy."
"A good pen is like a good friend: it's hard to find and even harder to replace."
"When life gives you lemons, grab a pen and start writing your own recipe for success."
"I don’t need an expensive fountain pen to know that my writing is fountain of nonsense."
"Why do pens always choose to run out of ink when I'm trying to write something profound?"
"Every time I buy a new pen, it's like I'm taking in a new member to my dysfunctional family."
"Pens are like children; they all have their individual quirks and some are just plain bad!"
"Using a pen in a digital world is like using a typewriter in a world of computers: charmingly outdated but still fascinating."
"I would tell you a joke about pens, but it’s too long to write."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch, preferably with a good pen at hand."
"The only thing worse than losing a pen is finding one that doesn’t write."
"A pen is just a stick with ink, but the lies it allows you to tell are limitless!"
"I love my pens more than my family; at least they don’t judge my choice of ink."
"Everyone says money can't buy happiness, but it can buy pens, and that’s pretty close!"
"Some days, I wish I could just write my own adventure and forget about reality. Where's my pen?"
"If I were given a pen for every bad idea I've had, I'd have a pen collection that could rival a small office supply store."
"Modern problems require modern solutions, like a pen with a built-in eraser!"
"I thought I lost my pen, but it was just hiding in the depths of my bag—like the secrets I keep!"
"I think pens are a lot like people – they need to be filled with something before they can get to work."
"I finally found my pen. It was a huge relief because I was starting to think it was having an identity crisis."
"A pen is like a weapon: It can create and destroy, but it's the one who wields it that knows its true power."
"I keep my favorite pens in a special drawer. That way I can only have writer's block sometimes."
"Never underestimate the power of a pen, for it can launch a thousand papers – and then run out of ink."
"I bought a pen that writes underwater. Very handy when you need to doodle while swimming."
"I have a pen that cleans itself, but unfortunately, it washes all the stories away."
"They say a pen is mightier than the sword, but have you ever tried fighting with a pen during a test?"
"I don’t trust notebooks that never run out of pages; I suspect they’re related to pens that never run out of ink."
"The pen may be mightier than the sword, but only if the sword is a fountain pen."
"I used to be good at writing with a pen, but then I discovered the eraser."
"I named my pen 'Freud' because it never lets me forget the issues I have."
"There’s nothing quite as dangerous as handing a pen to a person with a ton of ideas!"
"Every time I buy a fancy pen, I end up losing it; maybe they are just designed to disappear."
"A pen that runs out of ink is like a comedian who runs out of jokes – a real disappointment!"
"A ballpoint pen is just a tiny, portable pencil – without the potential for art!"
"Getting your favorite pen back is like getting a long-lost friend – pure joy."
"I often write with a pencil because it allows for a temporary existence, much like life."
"If my pen could talk, it would probably have a lot to say about my poor handwriting."
"The best part about a pen is that it can create worlds, and its worst part is when it gets dropped in the inkwell of despair."
"You can tell a lot about a person by their choice of pen – just ask the ink stains on their clothes!"
"If my pen could write a sitcom, the first episode would be about how it always goes missing when I need it most."
"Some people say they write with a pencil to erase their mistakes. I say I write with a pen to keep my mistakes permanent!"
"Penmanship is a lost art. Now it’s just a race to see who can write with the least amount of ink!"
"A fountain pen could be a fountain of ideas if only it wasn't clogged with my indecision."
"I am a writer. Therefore, I am never without a pen. It is my most trusted companion in the war against forgetfulness."
"If you're not a little bit afraid of your pen, you’re doing it wrong."
"Paper is to write on, and pens are the soldiers in the battle of creativity."
"A pen is an extension of my brain and so much easier to carry."
"I’m not a great artist, but I can doodle. Who needs fancy pens when you have imagination?"
"Your pen is your voice. Say something funny."
"The pen is mightier than the sword, but the pencil is mightier than both when used for doodling."
"I write with pencils; I use pens for my regrets."
"I have a pen that does everything but write. It just whisper its thoughts."
"I told my pen to stop being so negative, and now it’s fine point!"
"When all else fails, grab a pen and start doodling."
"A good pen is like a good friend—reliable and always there when you need it."
"I don’t trust a person who doesn’t have a selection of pens."
"A pen is a powerful thing, especially if you know how to wield it—like a sword for scribbles!"
"I lost my pen once and thought I’d lost my mind. Turns out it was just under the couch."
"I have a pen addiction. It’s all about those glimmers and gliding movements."
"If life gives you lemons, write about it with a pen!"
"There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love pens and those who need to."
"My pen has more drama than my love life."
"Writing with a pen is like playing the piano: a little pressure can make a big difference."
"I was going to write a funny quote about pens, but I lost my inspiration—oops, I dropped my pen again!"
"That awkward moment when you try to write with a pen that has run out of ink. Ugh!"
"I never met a pen I didn’t like—except the ones that won't work when you really need them!"
"Pens are like little time capsules. Each stroke carries a moment in time."
"Why carry all the pens? Because you never know when the plot twists!"
"My favorite exercise? Writing with pens in every color."
"The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp."
"I was going to take my pen and just write a check for everything I want. But then I remembered, my pen is out of ink."
"A pen is a mighty weapon; it can change the world and also run out of ink at the worst possible moment."
"My pen was stolen by my students. It's a crime of passion, what they did. They just couldn't resist my handwriting."
"I like pens. I really do. But if I had a choice between a pen and a good joke, I'd still pick the joke eventually."
"Using a pen feels like magic, until you realize you need to refill it."
"If you think that you can do it all with just a pen, remember it needs ink and paper too."
"I have a pen that writes underwater, and that's still not the most interesting thing I've ever written."
"The pen may be mightier than the sword, but it is also much easier to misplace."
"A broken pen is only a tragedy if you were in the middle of writing something brilliant."
"I told my pen to save my thoughts for later, but it seems to be on vacation."
"A ballpoint pen is the greatest invention, a tool for both note-taking and doodling."
"I carry a pen because I worry about all the brilliant thoughts that escape my mind and never touch paper."
"My favorite ink is sarcasm, and I use it with my favorite pen."
"The vast potential of a pen can make a writer feel like a magician, creating worlds out of nothing."
"You can't argue with a pencil, but a pen always wants to make its point."
"A pen can make you a poet, unless you run out of ink?"
"Behind every great writer, there’s a very confused pen."
"A feather quill is just the fancy cousin of my favorite plastic pen."
"The only downside to a pen is that it doesn’t have a delete button."
"When in doubt, take out your pen. Unless it’s dry, then you might just experience existential dread."
"My pen writes poetry, my pencil takes notes, and my highlighter feels left out."
"If only my pen wrote as quickly as my brain thinks, I'd be the next bestseller."
"I have more pens than ideas—but at least they all look good in my drawer."
"I don’t trust people who don’t write with a good pen. They can’t possibly appreciate the finer things in life."
"I've learned that if you just write with your heart, the pen will sometimes surprise you."
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