126 result(s) for Sassy Southern Quotes.
"I’m so southern I can’t even fry chicken without a recipe."
"Bless your heart, I didn’t realize you were so special."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"Don’t let your mouth write a check that your tail can’t cash."
"I may be a handful, but that’s why you’ve got two hands."
"I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."
"Raised on sweet tea and self-esteem."
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"I’m not a hot mess. I’m a spicy disaster."
"Well, aren’t you a peach!"
"Life is short. Call your mama. Eat the cake."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a taco."
"Don’t worry, the world is your oyster. Just watch out for pearls."
"I’m gonna make you so proud you’ll want to stick your chest out like a rooster."
"Honey, don’t let anyone dim your sparkle."
"It’s a good day to have a good day."
"Sometimes you just have to put on your big girl pants and fight like a lady."
"As long as you’re not ‘going with the flow’, keep on flowin’ honey!"
"I’m not bossy; I just know what you should be doing."
"You’re still gonna wear that? Bless your heart!"
"If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best."
"Happiness is a backyard barbecue with friends."
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"If I was any more southern, I’d be a sweet tea."
"Darlin’, you’re not a mess; you’re a masterpiece."
"You catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but I prefer the vinegar."
"Sugar, don’t let your dreams be dreams; make them your reality!"
"I’m not a puppet, and I don’t do well with strings attached."
"The best way to convince is to listen."
"Don't let anyone dull your sparkle."
"If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!"
"I'm as sweet as iced tea, but don't make me turn into hot sauce!"
"You can’t fix stupid, but you can vote it out!"
"If you see a fat person, don’t be rude; just know they have a loving heart."
"I'm not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in a room together."
"Well, it’s a good day in the neighborhood if the cat’s not sitting on my porch!"
"You're so full of yourself, I bet you came out of the womb with a mirror!"
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"It's a southern thing; you wouldn't understand."
"You can’t throw rocks at my glass house unless you want to hear about your own!"
"Just because I’m sassy doesn’t mean I’m not nice."
"Hold on to your hats; this is about to get interesting!"
"I’m sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my fabulousness!"
"Darling, I’m just a cupcake in a world full of muffins."
"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but you can catch even more with a smart remark."
"I may be a handful, but that’s why you have two hands!"
"I was raised on sweet tea and good manners."
"Oh honey, I'm not here to win a popularity contest."
"I’ve got 99 problems, but my sass ain’t one!"
"Life’s too short to blend in, darling."
"You can't always be nice, but you can always be fabulous!"
"Southern girls don’t sweat; we glisten."
"If you ain’t lookin’ in, you ain’t seein’ the whole picture!"
"Well, bless your heart!"
"I'm not always sarcastic; sometimes I'm sleeping."
"Just because I have a Southern accent doesn't mean I'm not smart."
"I’m so glad we had this time together, just to have a laugh or sing a song. Seems we just get started, and before you know it, comes the time we have to say, 'So long.'"
"Caution: Contents may be hot. Just like me!"
"If you don’t like my attitude, quit talking to me."
"You can’t fix stupid."
"Southern girls know how to work their charm and make you smile, even with a little sass."
"I’m on the patch right now where my sense of humor needs a timeout."
"If you're gonna be sassy, you better back it up!"
"Don't let anyone dull your sparkle!"
"Life is too short to be anything but sassy."
"A little bit of sass goes a long way."
"I’m the kind of girl who would rather go fishing and chatting up a cute boy than do the hair and nails thing."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You aren’t a taco."
"Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the lamp post."
"Sass isn't just a personality trait; it's a way of life."
"I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing."
"Act like a lady, think like a boss."
"Keep your heels, head, and standards high."
"When all else fails, put on lipstick."
"I’m not a regular mom; I’m a cool mom."
"Well, I’ve got a good sense of humor and a strong drink."
"Good things come to those who hustle."
"You never know what you can do until you try."
"I'm as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce."
"If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch."
"She's like a tornado with a body, honey."
"If I had a dollar for every time I had a good idea, I’d be rich enough to hire a good advisor."
"I've got a mind like a steel trap – rusty and illegal in 37 states."
"I'm not a hot mess, I’m a spicy disaster."
"Bless your heart! That’s the Southern way of saying, 'You poor thing.'"
"I’d rather be a hot mess than a cold one."
"If you don’t like my peaches, don’t shake my tree!"
"You can be a mess and still be a masterpiece."
"Well, honey, if you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull."
"Just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t have a donut. It means you can’t have 12."
"I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
"God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them."
"I’m on the patch to an even higher level of fabulous."
"Just because you’re not a classical beauty doesn’t mean you’re not beautiful."
"When it rains, it pours, but you can always dance in the puddles."
"It's better to be looked over than overlooked."
"Well, if it isn’t my favorite hot mess!"
"I'm like a fine wine; I get better with age, but I may become a little too much after one glass!"
"You catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but if you catch a fly with vinegar, then you'll get a lot of attention!"
"Life’s too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me!"
"It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer."
"I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman; I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together."
"Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant."
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
"I’m so southern I can smell a barbecue grill 10 miles away."
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen, or if you can't stand the company, just grab a sweet tea!"
"Bless your heart!"
"You can’t be in the South without an attitude. It’s a requirement."
"I'm like a cupcake: sweet but can be a little too much!"
"I'm fixin' to do what I wanna do!"
"A little sass is good for the soul."
"Honey, if you don’t like my peach, don’t shake my tree!"
"I can take your drama, but I prefer my sweet tea!"
"Darlin’, I’m doing just fine. Now, how about you?"
"You’re like a tornado—you just blow through and leave a mess!"
"Put some lipstick on it; it'll be fine!"
"Just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you have to starve your sass!"
"Always keep your heels, head, and standards high!"
"I may be a handful, but that’s why you’ve got two hands!"
"I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas."
"Don’t let your dreams be dreams, unless they involve a hammock and sweet tea."
"If you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine!"
"Darlin’, you’re like a thunderstorm; you’re loud, and you put on a show!"
"Sass is a way of life down here."
"You say ‘crazy’, I say ‘extra special southern’!"
"Just because it’s raining doesn’t mean I’m gonna stop being fabulous!"
"Take a deep breath and remember: sass is part of our charm!"
"Sugar and spice, and a bit of sass make everything nice!"
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
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