130 result(s) for Maxine Quotes.
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana."
"I'm not a complete idiot; some pieces are missing."
"If you want to look thin, hang out with fat people."
"I am just a girl who likes to drink wine, and I’m basically a superhero."
"I told my doctor I broke my ribs in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
"At my age, hair color is a choice; gray is my favorite."
"I can’t believe I spent all that time being a responsible adult!"
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"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning."
"I’m on the patch right now; I’m trying to quit working."
"I'll be on top of the world. Or maybe I'll just be on the couch."
"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"The secret to staying young is to lie about your age."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Over the hill? I prefer to think of it as 'on the way to the summit.'"
"The only time I set the bar low is for limbo."
"Exercise? I do marathons… on Netflix."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"I enjoy being a mentor; if anything, I’ve learned how to do things wrong."
"If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself."
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"I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke."
"You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
"If I were any more laid back, I’d be in a coma."
"I think my guardian angel drinks."
"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."
"I may be mistaken, but I believe that the best thing I can do for my children is to be honest with them."
"I learned that I am a person of value, and I write from that perspective."
"In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
"You can’t take a doll and put a smile on it and think that it is human."
"I felt that I had the power to create my own self. My writing was my way of self-creation."
"Words are the light of our world, the means of forming our loves and thoughts."
"Sometimes I think the older I get, the more I can see the truth of life."
"The language that I grew up with, the one that my mother speaks, is physically alive—it has a texture, a warmth."
"When I write, I am free; I am truly myself."
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"You must be truthful with yourself, to be honest with others."
"The act of learning is a very great adventure—it's not just a task, but a voyage of discovery."
"Writing is an exploration. You start from nothing and learn as you go."
"It is the experience of writing that leads to freedom."
"To be an immigrant is to live in a state of perpetual longing."
"Understanding your roots can empower your wings."
"I don't think of myself as writing about my culture; I think of myself as writing about the human condition."
"Stories are the essential ingredient in the making of a person."
"A writer’s job is to look at the world and share the reality they see."
"Each of us has a different experience of life; what is important is to share that experience."
"Identity is a complex issue; we need to examine it with openness."
"Art is a way for us to connect with others, to break down walls and show our shared humanity."
"I believe that culture shapes us all, but we also have the power to shape culture."
"You tell a story so that you will not feel alone."
"Everything I did was a way of acknowledging my history."
"Women are not to be satisfied with silence; we must speak our truths."
"We tell the stories; we are the voice of the generations before us."
"I’m not bossy. I just have better ideas."
"We need to end this age of entitlement and promote pride in the workplace."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes!"
"My mind is like a web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from."
"If I have to know all of this, I should be getting paid for it."
"Age is just a number. In my case, a very high one."
"Retirement: when you stop getting paid for your work and start getting paid for your opinions."
"I’m going to drive you crazy. It’s what I do best."
"If you can’t convince them, confuse them."
"I don’t need therapy; I have a family."
"Cash, check or charge? I don’t care as long as you’re paying!"
"Just because I’m a senior doesn’t mean I can’t order off the kids’ menu."
"If you look good, you feel good. If you feel good, you do good. If you do good, you get rewarded. It’s a win-win situation!"
"I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch ... I call it lunch."
"The difference between an ordeal and an adventure is attitude."
"I’m not aging. I’m marinating."
"Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I."
"Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me!"
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me."
"I am not a complete idiot; some parts are missing."
"Today’s forecast: 100% chance of winning!"
"I can’t believe I’m old enough to know better."
"Don't let the world get you down, you are better than that."
"I told my therapist about my bad habits, and he said, 'Maxine, they're not habits, they're your personality.'"
"I'm not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I'm right."
"Age is just a number. In my case, it's a pretty high one."
"If I wanted to hear from an idiot, I would just watch reality TV."
"I have a mind like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states."
"I never forget a face. But in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a yacht large enough to pull up right alongside it."
"I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen us in the same room together?"
"I could be quite good at yoga if it weren’t for the ‘human pretzel’ part."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"I don't need a therapist; I have a dog."
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"I don't do 'well' with a 'well done'."
"If you think I'm crazy, you should see my other personalities."
"I can't be the best at everything; that would take the fun out of being mediocre."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate, and that's kind of the same thing."
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
"I was going to take over the world, but decided to take a nap instead."
"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see."
"My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror."
"Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield."
"When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye."
"I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing."
"Caffeine is my spirit animal."
"I'm not lazy. I'm just on energy-saving mode."
"I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed."
"Age is like fine wine. It's a little sweet and a little sour."
"If you love your job, you will never work a day in your life. But if you hate it, every day will feel like an eternity."
"I have a mind like a steel trap—rusty and illegal in 37 states."
"Life is so short that we should keep our quarrels on the golf course."
"At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, and covered myself in a whole lot of it."
"The only thing positive is my attitude. Everything else is negotiable."
"I've learned that to be true to yourself means to be true to your humor."
"They say that laughter is the best medicine. I say, it helps if you also have a good diet and exercise."
"Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they're dealing with."
"A friend is someone who can make you laugh, even when you feel like crying."
"I don't believe in aging. I believe in forever changing."
"Why waste time being negative when you can be positive?"
"I've got a great mind for facts, and I've got a great heart for love."
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"Take life with a pinch of salt. A slice of lime, and a shot of tequila."
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."
"I'm not a senior citizen; I'm a great vintage."
"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade and add vodka."
"I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"I may be a senior, but I refuse to be a grumpy old lady."
"It’s not about how old you are, but how you are old."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, I will gladly do it for you."
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off."
"Today’s moments are tomorrow’s memories; drink deeply and savor."
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