125 result(s) for Hillbilly Quotes And Meanings.
"If you think I’m going to let you go just because I like you, you’re crazy."
"To be born in a barn is a blessing, for what else can one be born in?"
"Raising a family is like a barn raising; everyone pitches in."
"God didn’t make dirt; He made it to be tilled and planted."
"You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."
"When you’re in a hole, stop digging."
"It’s better to be poor and have a good family than to be rich and alone."
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"A bad day fishing is better than a good day working."
"Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe."
"If you see a turtle on a fence post, you know he had some help."
"You can’t trust a person who doesn’t laugh at their own jokes."
"The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk."
"Counting your blessings is better than counting your problems."
"Don’t let schooling interfere with your education."
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid."
"You can't get to the top by sitting on your bottom."
"You know you’re a redneck if your car has a gun rack."
"If it weren’t for pickpockets, I wouldn't have any friends at all."
"You can’t put a price on a family picnic."
"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
"Sometimes you have to create your own sunshine."
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"If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there."
"You might be a redneck if your mother has ever asked you to take a milk bath."
"You don’t drown by falling in water; you drown by staying there."
"The only thing more dangerous than a hillbilly with a gun is a hillbilly with a toothache."
"You can't get there from here."
"I ain't got a pot to pee in or a window to throw it out of."
"We're here for a good time, not a long time."
"I don't care how much you love someone; if they're ugly, they're ugly!"
"If you've got a problem, I don't want to hear about it."
"Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya."
"I’m busier than a one-legged man at a butt-kicking contest."
"He’s as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
"A man’s gotta know his limitations."
"A little dirt never hurt anybody."
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"That dog won’t hunt."
"You can't see the forest for the trees."
"I'm on the wagon, but I might still fall off."
"Home is where you hang your hat."
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink."
"If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch."
"It’s better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
"All hat and no cattle."
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day."
"You get what you pay for."
"Life’s tough; it’s tougher if you’re stupid."
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."
"If a man doesn't have a past, he doesn't have a future."
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
"Every NASCAR race is a little slice of heaven."
"A little dirt never hurt nobody."
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy."
"There's no place like home, especially if you own a hound and a pickup truck."
"Life's a dance, you learn as you go."
"Don't let schooling interfere with your education."
"Ain't no man can lose what he never had."
"You can't fix stupid."
"The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive."
"You can't take it with you when you go."
"Good friends are like stars... you don't always see them, but you know they're always there."
"Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity."
"My Uncle Bob says I have a screw loose, but he might be right."
"Sometimes the best lessons are learned in the worst of times."
"There's a reason why they put instructions on the shampoo bottle."
"Just because you don't have a plan doesn't mean you can't drive slowly and make it work."
"When in doubt, keep it simple."
"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."
"You can't get laid off if you don't have a job."
"Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until next week."
"Sometimes you feel like an ATM, and your kids are the cashiers."
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."
"You can’t see the forest for the trees."
"There's no such thing as bad weather, just inappropriate clothing."
"If you don't like the weather, wait a minute."
"Ain't nobody got time for that."
"Too many cooks spoil the broth."
"You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear."
"The grass is always greener on the other side."
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
"Every cloud has a silver lining."
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."
"You can’t get there from here."
"Life ain't all beer and skittles."
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
"When it rains, it pours."
"If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."
"Barking up the wrong tree."
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket."
"A penny saved is a penny earned."
"The squeaky wheel gets the grease."
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble; it's what you know for sure that just ain't so."
"Penny wise, pound foolish."
"There’s more than one way to skin a cat."
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
"You can’t teach an old dog new tricks."
"There's no use crying over spilled milk."
"Time flies when you’re having fun."
"The early bird gets the worm."
"You can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the boy."
"If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough."
"A hillbilly may be homegrown, but their hearts are open wide."
"Just because I’m from the country doesn’t mean I’m country dumb."
"The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don’t know."
"City folks are just country folks who haven’t been to the farm."
"You can take the farmer out of the farm, but you can’t take the farm out of the farmer."
"It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so."
"They can take my duck call, but they can't take my hunting spirit."
"Down here, it’s all about the simple life."
"Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough, to keep me from getting to you, babe."
"Hillbilly culture teaches respect for the land and its bounty."
"Don’t judge a book by its cover; judge it by its author."
"Life is a journey, not a destination."
"In the South, we may not have much, but we have a whole lot of heart."
"The best way to predict your future is to create it."
"You can’t fix stupid, but you can give it a job."
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'"
"Good things come to those who wait... better things come to those who go out and get them."
"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"I believe in a simpler life and a good day’s work."
"We don’t have mountains, but we have hills, and that’s good enough for me."
"Every day is a good day, especially if you’re living it in the country."
"If it weren’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have no luck at all."
"One person’s trash is another person’s treasure."
"You can’t take it with you when you go, so enjoy it while you can."
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