124 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Walking.
"Walking is a man's best medicine."
"I think the only way to make a diet work is to take up a sport that makes you walk away from the fridge."
"I don’t walk to get somewhere. I walk for the sake of walking."
"The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk."
"I would walk a mile for a Camel."
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."
"Walking: the most ancient exercise and still the most modern exercise."
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"I’ve never met a walk I didn’t like."
"If you're going to be a good walker, you have to regularly look ridiculous."
"I walk through life with my head held high—when I’m not tripping over my own feet."
"Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituation is my drug."
"Walking: the original mobile device."
"A good walk is like a time machine for the mind; the only risk is stepping in something."
"I walk to get away from thoughts that make me want to walk."
"If only I could walk around and eat like a professional. I'd be the world's best walker."
"I thought I’d lost all my marbles until I realized I can still walk."
"Life is a journey, and I’m just trying to get to the end without tripping."
"I enjoy walking: it is a goal in itself."
"To walk is to be possessed by a great idea!"
"There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing for walk."
"I wouldn't walk a mile for anything, but I would run half a mile for cake."
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"The hardest walk is the walk you make alone, but it can also be the funniest."
"The sidewalks are alive with the sound of walking feet and the occasional startled squirrel."
"To be a successful farmer, one must be a little crazy. To be a successful walker, one must be a little bit sane."
"I don't walk fast enough to be called a walker; I'm more of a saunterer."
"Walking is good for solving problems – it creates space for ideas to start flowing."
"I walk because it’s better than getting depressed at home."
"The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
"Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very fast."
"Walking: it’s cheeper than therapy."
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Or the size of my shoes when walking."
"I can't walk a mile in someone else's shoes because my feet would be too sore!"
"If you want to get somewhere in life, walk there."
"The best thing about walking is that there is no treadmill required."
"I would walk a mile for a camel… and a donut after!"
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"If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?"
"I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise."
"For exercise, I walk my dog… and sometimes I let him walk me!"
"Well done is better than well said; and if you can't say it, just walk it out!"
"Walking is man's best medicine. It is also the best excuse for not working!"
"I don’t need a therapist, I just need to go for a walk."
"Walking – the original fitness tracker."
"I was walking down the street wearing glasses and a hat… but mostly glasses!"
"There's something about walking that makes people think you're leaving – no matter how slow you walk!"
"A walk a day keeps the doctor away… and the calories in check!"
"I walk because it is not only ‘good for my heart’ but also for my mind – who doesn’t need a little time alone?"
"I have two doctors, my left leg and my right leg."
"Walking is man's best medicine."
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."
"I can't find my way to the refrigerator without a GPS."
"If you are not barefoot, you are overdressed."
"The best way to lose weight is to not bother with the scale. Just invest in a lot of shoes."
"Sometimes, you just have to put on your hiking boots and get lost."
"I walked a mile today. That’s about enough exercise for me, at least until I have to walk back."
"The only thing worse than being a little overweight is being a little out of shape."
"I love to walk my dog. Stopping at the tree for him to pee gives me time to rethink my life decisions."
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
"Walking: the most ancient exercise and still the most modern."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race."
"I walk a lot – mainly because I can't afford a car!"
"As a child, I was more afraid of my mother walking in on me than my friends. That's why I was always outside walking!"
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
"I've always enjoyed a good walk. It’s free therapy that comes with fresh air!"
"I believe that if you single out one thing in your life, walking is the key to it all."
"Running is a great way to see the world...if only I didn’t hate running so much!"
"I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door."
"I can't stay away from people who walk a lot! They always give me a reason to keep my feet moving."
"If you think you’re too small to be effective, you’ve never been in bed with a mosquito."
"Why do I like walking? Because it’s much easier than running… and no one can see me cowardly avoiding the joggers!"
"I walk a mile a day, but it takes me a week to find the right shoes."
"Walking: the most ancient exercise and still the best modern exercise."
"I could walk around the world in a pair of sensible shoes."
"If you are always racing to the next moment, what happens to the one you’re in?"
"I told my therapist about my walking problem. He said I was too far gone!"
"I have a walking addiction, and my favorite therapy is walking to the fridge."
"I like walking because it’s a slow form of movement and you can engage with nature — or in my case, just look for snacks."
"I’d rather be walking than talking — especially if the talking is happening with people younger than my iPhone."
"When you’re walking and you see a pizza place, you can always take a break."
"Walking is the best way to meet new people. Mostly because they’ll be running away from you."
"I have a dream that one day walking will be recognized as the universal skill it is."
"Every time I see an empty place, I feel I should be there walking with my snack."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch — I call it lunch."
"I walk because I can’t figure out how to fly without my shoes."
"Walking is the only activity where I can tune into my favorite podcasts — Oh, that and sitting."
"Walking is just like running, but with a lot less motivation."
"I consider walking my cardio, my leisure, and my snack scout all in one."
"I told my friends I’m getting my steps in, but really I’m just looking for dessert."
"A walk a day keeps the doctor away — and it’s much cheaper than a gym membership!"
"If I had a dollar for every step I’ve taken, I’d have enough to buy a gym membership."
"Walking role models? I just look for the ones heading to the bakery."
"My favorite outdoor activity is walking out of a bakery."
"I walk faster when there’s food involved. It’s how I participate in both exercise and gluttony."
"I love to walk; it’s like a free tour of my neighborhood — and my fridge!"
"Some days I feel like I could walk around the world...if I only had snacks."
"Walking is not a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage."
"I walk, therefore I snack."
"I love walking in the park with my dog. I can't tell who enjoys it more – me or the dog."
"If you want to be healthy, just walk. It cures everything except boredom."
"Walking: the most ancient exercise and still the most vital."
"I don’t walk because I don’t know where I’m going. I walk to find out where I’m going."
"Walking combines the two worst things in the world: the great outdoors and being in a group."
"I walk around the neighborhood with my dog. People think I’m taking him for a walk, but I’m really just looking for free Wi-Fi."
"I think that once you have been walking, it’s hard to imagine not walking."
"I walk to work, but most days, I wish I had a car. Oh, wait! I’m supposed to say, ‘alternative transportation is great!’"
"The best part of walking is that it gives you a chance to think about where you’ve been and where you want to go next."
"A pedestrian is someone who has no place to go, only an infinite number of ways to get there."
"I don’t mind walking. I’d rather be walking and talking with a friend than sitting and chatting."
"Walking may not always be easy, but it’s the path to adventure and mischief."
"The only thing worse than a long walk is no walk at all."
"Walking is the best form of exercise – unless your feet hurt, then it’s the worst."
"Walking downhill is fine, but uphill is where the real work begins!"
"I don’t walk for exercise; I walk for snacks!"
"Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are dirt."
"A jogger might be a runner in denial, but a walker knows exactly what they’re doing."
"Walking is the best way to get the blood flowing and the thoughts moving – unless you’re walking into a door."
"There’s no better exercise than walking, especially if you are walking away from obligations!"
"If you think you can’t walk and chew gum at the same time, try walking without falling over!"
"You’re not really walking unless you feel like you’re going to fall over occasionally."
"If you must walk a mile in someone’s shoes, make sure they have good arch support!"
"I’d walk a mile for a cupcake… if I had to!"
"Why do I like walking? Because it’s cheaper than therapy!"
"Walking: the only time it’s socially acceptable to look like a total mess while you’re lost!"
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