118 result(s) for Witty Goodbye Quotes.
"I can't believe I made it out of the last place. Thank God for a one-way ticket."
"It's hard to say goodbye to yesterday."
"Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation."
"I'm outta here! Please hold my calls."
"Well, this is it. I'll see you in the funny papers!"
"Take care, and don't forget to send me a postcard from the other side!"
"Goodbye is a word to use when you don't want to say hello."
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"I've learned that goodbyes will always hurt, pictures will never replace having been there, and words can't ever replace feelings."
"Adios, my amigos! Until we cross paths again."
"Say goodbye to yesterday."
"Life is a journey, and if you fall in love with the journey, you will be in love forever."
"If you’re leaving, then I’ll stay!"
"Keep in touch or we'll have to hunt you down."
"I hope to see you again someday, but if I don’t, I hope you think of me as fondly as I will think of you."
"Goodbye! You were great. Now leave."
"It’s not that I’m saying goodbye, it’s just that I’m moving on."
"The only time we waste is the time we spend in conflict."
"You're off to great places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, so... get on your way!"
"Goodbye for now, but not forever."
"Thanks for the memories, even if they weren’t so great."
"I can't believe I am leaving this wonderful place. Just kidding. I can't believe you're not leaving!"
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"If you’re going to be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris."
"This isn't goodbye, it's just a 'see you later'... unless I see you in my nightmares!"
"I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?"
"Farewell. God knows when we shall meet again."
"Goodbye, my friend. I’ll see you in my next life!"
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. And also because you're finally getting rid of me!"
"It's not goodbye. It's just a longer pause in our always ongoing conversation."
"Goodbye! I hope you miss me. I also hope you have a fabulous life without me!"
"I’ll be back—just like Arnold Schwarzenegger said!"
"Take care. I'll call you when I'm in the witness protection program."
"Remember that you’re not going away; you’re just going somewhere else to annoy other people!"
"Goodbye is only a word, it’s a promise in disguise."
"If we don’t see each other again, I just want to say: it’s been weird."
"I’m leaving you with your memories. I need to make some new ones."
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"Parting is such sweet sorrow, and I’ll make it sweeter by leaving now!"
"I think we can both agree that this is a ‘goodbye’ full of relief!"
"Adieu, consider it a vacation from me!"
"I can’t say goodbye... I’ll just say ‘later, skater’!"
"Here's to all the memories... And to the new people who will never know them!"
"You’re not getting rid of me that easily! But I’ll pretend to say goodbye for now."
"Keep in touch, or at least send me a postcard from your new life of utter chaos!"
"I must go. The last train to Crazy Town departs now!"
"I’m off to find myself! If I get lost, please don’t come looking for me!"
"Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I'll miss you until we meet again."
"I can't tell you how much I'm going to miss you, but I can tell you how much I love chocolate!"
"I've learned that goodbyes will always hurt, pictures will never replace having been there, memories good or bad will always sting."
"It's not a goodbye, it's a see you later!"
"Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. It simply means I will miss you until we meet again."
"At least we can leave with a smile and a laugh."
"You know, I didn’t think much of it until today when it dawned on me: this is goodbye, not just a see you later."
"Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end."
"Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow."
"Life is a journey, and it's going to take us places we never imagined. Until next time!"
"Goodbye is only a word. I will see you again in the next chapter of our book!"
"Goodbyes are not the end; they are just an opportunity for a better hello."
"If we have to say goodbye at least let us do it with style."
"Take care not to burn your bridges; even if we have to part ways, you never know when you'll need to cross that river again."
"Goodbye, kiddies! I'm off to see the wizard!"
"Goodbyes hurt the most when the story was not finished."
"You’re leaving? But I’m only half-ready for this! Can I finish my snacks first?"
"Goodbye! I hope you find your footprints in the sand."
"Goodbye may seem forever. Farewell is like the end, but in my heart is the memory, and there you will always be."
"Every goodbye makes the next hello closer."
"I'll miss you, but in the least painful way possible. Until next time!"
"So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye!"
"I can’t believe you’re actually leaving. Who will I complain to now?"
"Goodbye, and good riddance!"
"I'm not great at goodbye, but I will miss you in a specific, limited way."
"If you’re going to be sad, you might as well be sad with a little bit of whimsy."
"It’s time to leave. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!"
"Goodbye! I hope you always have a reason to smile — and a reason to wave at your boss!"
"You’re off to great places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, so… get on your way!"
"We all have to make a living, but let’s not lose sight of the best parts of life while doing it."
"Adieu, adieu! Parting is such sweet sorrow."
"I must be going. I can't catch my breath until I do!"
"Goodbye, everyone! I’ll remember you all in therapy!"
"It's not you, it's me. But it's definitely you."
"Goodbye! Please don’t be a stranger. You know what? Please be a stranger!"
"If you’re leaving, take care of yourself. If you’re staying, take care of me!"
"It’s time to say goodbye, but I’ll always be with you... in your social media feed."
"Parting is such sweet sorrow, especially when it’s my turn to leave!"
"Goodbye, and good luck finding someone who will put up with you!"
"As you leave, just remember: you were the funniest person in this room. Now that you’re gone, I guess I’m saddled with the job."
"I’m off to see the wizard. Don’t think I won’t be back to annoy you again!"
"Keep in touch! I need someone to tell my secrets to once you're gone."
"We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when, but I know we will meet again some sunny day."
"You are such a fun distraction. Thanks for the memories… I guess!"
"Take care, and remember: I’m just one social media post away!"
"Goodbye! I hope your next adventure is as interesting as your presence in my life!"
"I'm off like a prom dress!"
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
"Goodbye! I’m off to see if I can find my joy somewhere else."
"If you're reading this, it's too late. I'm on to bigger and better things—like a nap!"
"It's not goodbye, it's just a longer pause before the next 'Hello!'"
"So long, and thanks for all the fish."
"I will not say goodbye, because goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting."
"Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I’ll miss you until we meet again."
"Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again."
"I never said goodbye. I said ‘See you later!’"
"We started as strangers, we became friends, we became family, and now we're parting. But, this is not really a goodbye."
"Goodbye, my friend. I hope you find what you're looking for—if you find it, don't forget to send a postcard!"
"Parting is such sweet sorrow."
"I’m not great at goodbyes, so let’s just say ‘See you later.’"
"A goodbye is only painful if you know you’ll never see them again."
"You’ve been my friend for a long time. I will miss you, but I know we will meet again soon."
"Goodbyes are the hardest thing to say when you’re in the right mood."
"Goodbye is a word that’s hard to say. So let’s just say, I’ll see you around!"
"I guess it’s time to go. But if the world comes to an end, I’ll see you in the funny pages."
"Just because I’m leaving doesn’t mean I’ll ever forget you. You are too special for that."
"The only time we waste is the time we spend thinking we are alone."
"You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one."
"Onward and upward, my friend! Here's to new adventures!"
"It's time for me to chase my wildest dreams. Goodbye, dear friends!"
"May your hat always remain on your head; your friends always be by your side; and your enemy's always be on the run!"
"We had a fun ride. Let’s catch up again, soon."
"Goodbye! I’m off to find my lost socks and a good time!"
"No matter where you go, you will always carry a piece of my heart with you."
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