Memorable Smokey And The Bandit Quotes

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"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
"You know, I think I'm gonna like it here."
Bandit
"You're gonna have to go through me to get to him!"
Carrie
"I'm not gonna let you go without a fight."
Bandit
"It's all about the speed, boy. The speed of the car, the speed of the chase."
Bandit
"I don't need this; I could be out chasing tail!"
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
"We don't need no stinking badges!"
Bandit
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"I got a feeling that this is not going to end well."
Carrie
"Don't you worry, sweetheart; you're in good hands."
Bandit
"There's only one thing that can stop me: the law."
Bandit
"Just keep your foot on the gas, and don't look back."
Bandit
"Son, I got a sudden feeling of deja vu."
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
"I ain't got time for that!"
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
"I do the chasing around here!"
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
"You ain't seen nothing yet."
Bandit
"I’ll never let you down, I promise."
Bandit
"If you're gonna back out, do it now!"
Bandit
"I love the smell of a good pursuit in the morning."
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
"This is my last chance to get it right."
Carrie
"You know what they say: when the cat's away, the mice will play!"
Bandit
"Hey, I'm just a simple country boy."
Bandit
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"This is gonna be huge!"
Bandit
"That’s not gonna happen, buddy!"
Carrie
"Well, I'll be! Ain't that something?"
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
"We’re doing this for the fun of it!"
Bandit
"You want it, you get it."
Bandit
"I've got a job to do, and you ain't gonna get in my way!"
Bo Darville (Bandit)
"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."
Bo Darville (Bandit)
"It's a hell of a thing, fighting against something you can't see."
Buford T. Justice
"This is a simple game. You go, you pick it up, and you bring it back."
Bo Darville (Bandit)
"You just brought a big smile to my face."
Carrie
"I got a feeling that this isn't going to end well."
Cledus Snow
"I've got a CB radio and I'm not afraid to use it!"
Bo Darville (Bandit)
"That's not the kind of luck I need. I need luck that's on my side."
Bo Darville (Bandit)
"You can't drive the Bandit without a truck!"
Cledus Snow
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"I've been chasing you for a long time."
Buford T. Justice
"You're a real piece of work, you know that?"
Carrie
"We ain't got no time to waste, let's get goin'!"
Bo Darville (Bandit)
"This is a road trip, not a scenic tour!"
Cledus Snow
"You sure know how to get a guy in trouble."
Bo Darville (Bandit)
"The law never stops for a Bandit!"
Cledus Snow
"I didn't come here to be treated like a criminal!"
Carrie
"They can take away my freedom, but they can't take away my truck!"
Bo Darville (Bandit)
"Just follow the noise of the revving engine."
Buford T. Justice
"I ain't afraid of no man."
Bo Darville (Bandit)
"You might as well let a tiger loose in a pet store."
Cledus Snow
"Just keep your eyes on the prize, and the road ahead."
Bo Darville (Bandit)
"We will rest when this is all over!"
Cledus Snow
"You best not touch my truck!"
Cledus Snow
"Your mama was a coyote, and your daddy was a pussycat!"
Buford T. Justice
"There's only one way to make it to the finish line!"
Bo Darville (Bandit)
"Sometimes you gotta break a few rules to be free."
Carrie
"Sometimes, being the bad guy is the only option."
Buford T. Justice
"Every highway has its bumps, make sure you steer right."
Bo Darville (Bandit)
"I got a long way to go and a short time to get there."
Bandit
"I'm gonna put that girl in my truck and take her home on the highway."
Bandit
"You can't change the laws of physics, but you can change the laws of Texas."
Bandit
"It's not about how fast you go, it's about how you get there."
Bandit
"I've got a truck full of illegal beer and uncle's on the phone."
Bandit
"You're a hell of a driver, but you need to learn to keep your mouth shut."
Cledus
"We're gonna need a bigger truck!"
Cledus
"There's only one thing in Texas that's worse than a bad driver. That's a Texas cop."
Bandit
"You don't know what you're missing! These folks have got their own way of doing things."
Bandit
"This is a simple trucker run, we're just delivering a few tons of beer."
Bandit
"I hope you don't have a chicken in that truck."
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
"You can't outrun the law, but you can outsmart 'em."
Bandit
"Just like a good friend says, never give up your seat at the bar."
Cledus
"It's not just a truck, it's a way of life."
Bandit
"The only thing between us and victory is a little traffic."
Cledus
"Sometimes you gotta just say 'what the hell' and hit that pedal."
Bandit
"I thought you were dead. I got a great deal on your truck!"
Cledus
"Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!"
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
"Ain't about how hard you drive, it's about the friends you make along the way."
Bandit
"This ain't a game of spin the bottle, it's a trucker's run."
Bandit
"If I can see you, I can catch you."
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
"You just gotta drive like the wind and never look back."
Cledus
"It's all in a day's work for a Bandit."
Bandit
"Just remember, we’re not in this for the money; we're in it for the thrill."
Cledus
"Don’t let the badge fool ya; it’s a long way from a real job."
Bandit
"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
"You wanna chase that car, you get in that car."
Bandit
"This is the last time I ever pick up a hitchhiker."
Snowman
"I got a copy of your license plate in the morning."
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
"You know what we're going to do? We're not going to stop 'til we get our two hundred dollars!"
Bandit
"You're gonna need a lot of paper towels."
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
"I'm gonna take the money and run."
Snowman
"The Bandit is gonna get that load of beer before the sun rises on the mornin'."
Snowman
"Alright, you get me my car, I will get you your beer!"
Bandit
"You ready for this?"
Bandit
"I'm just saying that out of all the chicks in the world, you could pick one a whole lot better than this one."
Snowman
"Take it easy; it's a speed trap."
Bandit
"There's a time to be a man, and a time to be a man with a plan!"
Snowman
"I run a truck stop, and all we serve is ice-cold beer and hot food, and that's a fact!"
Bandit
"Nobody's gonna catch the Bandit!"
Bandit
"You know, the only way you could get any more stupid is to be a real live cowpoke."
Jerry Reed
"We're gonna need a big truck."
Bandit
"Just remember, when you're driving, don't look back."
Snowman
"You just made a big mistake, rousting the Bandit."
Bandit
"If there wasn't a law against it, everybody would do it!"
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
"Are you gonna let this guy give you the short end of the stick?"
Snowman
"It's a long way to the bank, but it'll be worth it!"
Bandit
"Don't try to be a hero. Just try to get the beer."
Snowman
"You're one ugly dude, but I love you, man."
Bandit
"You have no idea what you're getting into."
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
"Catch me if you can!"
Bandit
"You can't outrun the law!"
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
"We got a long way to go and a short time to get there."
Bandit
"I don't smoke, I don't chew, and I don't go with girls that do."
Bandit
"You gotta know when to get off."
Bandit
"I'm just a guy trying to drive a truck."
Bandit
"Don't let me catch you in the left lane."
Buford T. Justice
"You got to be smarter than the average bear!"
Bandit
"This is a convoy, not a race!"
Buford T. Justice
"What we got here is a failure to communicate."
Buford T. Justice
"We're gonna need a bigger truck."
Bandit
"You ain't got time to be wasting!"
Bandit
"I think he’s got a case of the ‘go ahead’ and a bad case of the ‘get back’."
Cledus Snow
"That’s what a good partner is for, to take care of the details."
Bandit
"The man is a legend."
Cledus Snow
"You know the difference between you and me? I can outrun you!"
Bandit
"You can't take the south out of a man."
Cledus Snow
"Good luck, Sheriff. You'll need it!"
Bandit
"I'll raise the roof on this one."
Bandit
"It's all a matter of money, baby."
Bandit
"They'll never catch you if you keep moving."
Cledus Snow
"Ain't nobody in the history of moving has ever moved a thousand cases of beer."
Bandit
"You got a credit card? How about a loan?"
Cledus Snow
"Hold on tight! We're going for a ride."
Bandit
"We’re gonna win one for the Bandit!"
Cledus Snow
"Don't look down, you're the Bandit!"
Cledus Snow
"Boys want this girl just as much as I do."
Bandit
"That’s a lot of beer, I hope it’s cold."
Cledus Snow
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