116 result(s) for Fifty Funny Birthday Quotes.
"You're not getting older, you're just upgrading to a new version. Happy birthday!"
"Why party like it's 1999 when you can party like it's your birthday? Happy birthday!"
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy birthday!"
"Don't worry about getting older. You're still not over the hill. You're just on top of it! Happy birthday!"
"They say age is just a number. That's why I never remember my age! Happy birthday!"
"You're not old, you're just a classic! Happy birthday!"
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Happy birthday and keep smiling!"
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"You're not over the hill. You're simply riding a different landscape. Happy birthday!"
"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. So, embrace it! Happy birthday!"
"At your age, getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot. Happy birthday!"
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Have a fabulous birthday!"
"You're not aging, you're marinating. Happy birthday!"
"Birthdays are like wine; they get better with age. Happy birthday, you fine vintage!"
"The older you get, the better you get... unless you are a banana. Happy birthday!"
"Gray hair is a glory crown, but sometimes a crown of thorns. Happy birthday!"
"Remember, age is a state of mind... and yours is undecided. Happy birthday!"
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. Enjoy your birthday!"
"Don't count the candles on the cake, count the happy memories. Happy birthday!"
"Another birthday? You must be getting old. Happy birthday anyway!"
"Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Happy birthday!"
"You're not older, you're just a little closer to heaven. Happy birthday!"
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"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Happy birthday!"
"Youth is a gift of nature, but age is a work of art. Happy birthday, masterpiece!"
"Another year older, none the wiser. Happy birthday!"
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you!"
"Birthdays are good for your health. The more you have, the longer you live."
"Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one!"
"At 50, you've entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder."
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age."
"As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I forget the other two."
"You're not fifty - you're $49.95, plus tax!"
"Aged like fine wine - complex and fruity!"
"You're never too old to become younger."
"Sure, I've made mistakes. That's why I made my last one a martini!"
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"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."
"Age is something that doesn't matter unless you are a cheese."
"Being 50 is just 18 with 32 years of experience."
"It takes a long time to grow young."
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what on earth happened."
"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
"Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter."
"If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older."
"You're not 50, you're 18 with 32 years of experience!"
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers to 50 years!"
"At 50, you've had half a century of learning how to avoid growing up."
"50 is the perfect age... to finally accept that you'll never be an adult!"
"Life really does begin at 50, up until then you are just doing research."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. You must have smiled a lot to have so many!"
"Don't worry about turning 50, it's better than the alternative – not getting the chance to age at all!"
"By 50, you should have a bank balance that's a mix of money for your kids and money from your kids."
"Turning 50 means it's time to trade glitter for Ritalin."
"At 50, remember that life is not measured in years, but in the number of laughs you've had."
"Fifty isn't old, it's retro!"
"Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Except when you hit 50!"
"Forget the past, you can't change it. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one! Happy 50th!"
"Fifty is the ultimate F word. Just don’t forget, it's fabulous!"
"At 50, there are only two rules: 1. Never act your age. 2. Never forget Rule #1."
"By the time you reach 50, you've earned the right to be fabulously quirky!"
"At 50, you start to realize that applause is nice – but a standing ovation is better… Like for making it to 50!"
"Fifty is five perfect 10s! Happy birthday to a perfect 50!"
"Cheers to 50 years! Who says you can't be a little crazy at half a century?"
"At 50, wrinkles and grey hair are just your body's way of saying, 'I deserve a break!'"
"Remember, at 50, you’re halfway to a telegram from the Queen – and she sends a bottle of gin!"
"You're not 50, you're five perfect 10s!"
"The age of 50 is when you stop looking at the years in your life, and instead start looking at the life in your years."
"Fifty is the golden age, but remember – all that glitters is not gold!"
"Turning 50 is a milestone to be celebrated because it means you've lived, you've loved, and you've laughed your way through half a century!"
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
"You're not 50, you're 18 with 32 years of experience."
"I'm not 50, I'm 18 with 32 years of experience."
"At 50, you've entered the 'FABULOUS FIFTIES'!"
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"You know you're 50 when your back goes out more than you do."
"50 years old: half a century, or as I like to call it, five decades of fabulousness."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age."
"Life not only begins at 50, it begins to show."
"The face you have at age 25 is the face God gave you, but the face you have after 50 is the face you earned."
"After 50, you've earned the right to be who you truly are."
"You're not 50, you're 49 plus 1, and that's fabulous!"
"Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Turning 50: the only time you'll ever turn 50."
"You're never too old to be young."
"Don't worry about turning 50. Birthdays are good for you - the more you have, the longer you live!"
"Fifty and fabulous, darling!"
"At 50, you can start living the life you've always wanted. Preferably in pajamas."
"Fifty years old means being able to crank the music up and embarrass your kids."
"Visiting a friend who's turning 50 is like going to the circus - you can only do it once a year!"
"The first 50 years of childhood are always the hardest."
"If you don't believe in age, why count the years?"
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy birthday!"
"Birthdays are like cheese. They stink more the older they get."
"Another year older, none the wiser."
"Gray hair is a blessing – ask any bald man."
"You're not getting older, you're increasing in value."
"It's never too late to be what you want to be. Unless you want to be younger, then you're screwed!"
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."
"Birthdays are like pizza. Even when they're bad, they're still pretty good."
"Youth is a gift of nature, but age is a work of art."
"Middle age is when a person starts to exchange wisdom for youth."
"Age is a high price to pay for maturity."
"Birthdays are nature's way of saying 'eat more cake!'"
"At my age, happy hour is a nap."
"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life."
"You've got more wrinkles than my granny's shar-pei. Happy Birthday!"
"Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened."
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young."
"Forget it, you are not old, you are retro!"
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