25 result(s) for Funny Culture Motivation Quotes.
"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time."
"People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily."
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
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"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."
"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."
"Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well."
"Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."
"I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms."
"The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm."
"Change is inevitable… except from vending machines."
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"I intend to live forever, or die trying."
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'. Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night'."
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
"I have always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific."
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"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
"When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'"
"Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished."
"A pessimist is a person who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street."
