96 result(s) for Useless Quotes.
"Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life."
"I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination."
"Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans."
"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take."
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
"The purpose of our lives is to be happy."
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"Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced."
"Don't count the days, make the days count."
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
"Everything you can imagine is real."
"The best revenge is massive success."
"Challenges are what make life interesting, and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful."
"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated."
"I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
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"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
"Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished."
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the sword is very small and the pen is very sharp."
"Experience is something you don't get until right after you need it."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."
"You can't have everything; where would you put it?"
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that."
"Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day."
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my plastic rocket."
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t expect it back."
"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
"I’m on the patch of unhappiness. So what I like to do is find something that I know is going to make me smile."
"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits of people who never got it."
"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do."
"I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"If we aren't supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?"
"The only thing more important than a good education is the right amount of coffee."
"I can’t believe I’m nine and a half years old."
"My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing."
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
"I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any."
"I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"Don’t worry. Be happy."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough."
"I'm not lazy; I'm just on energy-saving mode."
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
"I drink to make other people interesting."
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?"
"I can resist anything except temptation."
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
"I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius, and we're skeptical."
"I thought I saw a ghost once; it was just my reflection."
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
"Not all those who wander are lost."
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
"The mind is everything. What you think you become."
"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop."
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts."
"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all."
"What we think, we become."
"Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions."
"The best way to predict your future is to create it."
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
"It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up."
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
"Keep your face always toward the sunshine—and shadows will fall behind you."
"The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams."
"Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."
"Your time is limited, don't waste it living someone else's life."
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
"Dream big and dare to fail."
"Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does."
"Believe you can and you're halfway there."
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