104 result(s) for Short Funny Quotes About Friends.
"Friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone."
"I’ll be your friend if you’ll be mine."
"There's nothing better than a friend, unless it's a friend with chocolate."
"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it sure helps!"
"Good friends care for each other. Close friends understand each other."
"Friends are like stars. They come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow."
"Friendship is being there when they’d rather be anywhere else."
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"My friends are my estate."
"Friends are the siblings we choose for ourselves."
"It’s not that we spend five days a week together. It’s that we make it look like we’re working."
"A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself."
"Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together."
"I don't know what I would do without you. I’d probably have a normal life."
"Friendship is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."
"We'll be friends forever, because you already know too much."
"Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
"I don't know what I did to have such a wonderful friend. But I do know that I am a total mess."
"If you have the right friends, you don't even need a therapist."
"Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them, they disappear."
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"I would take a bullet for you. Not in the head, but in the leg. A fleshy part, for sure."
"You’re my favorite person to be weird with."
"I can’t imagine a world without you — but I can imagine a world without your bad jokes."
"We’ll always be friends because you know too much!"
"Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there. Playing hide and seek."
"True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly, and together we make a great sandwich of friends."
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you... or is it the other way around?"
"Friends are the family we choose for ourselves — may they be as quirky as we are!"
"I don't need an alarm clock. My friends are my wake-up call."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... I would miss you so much!"
"The only way to have a friend is to be one... or to bribe them with snacks."
"Friends: because no great story started with someone eating a salad."
"You’re the reason I have to get up every morning. Just kidding; you’re not that great."
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"Friends don't let friends do stupid things alone."
"Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They laugh and call you something even more offensive."
"I value your friendship, but I don’t value your advice."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest… I would miss you so much."
"A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked."
"Friends are like stars; you don’t always see them, but you know they are always there… unless they are avoiding you."
"You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang."
"I can’t imagine a day without you in my life… but luckily, I don’t have to!"
"Sometimes, being with your best friend is all the therapy you need."
"If you have crazy friends, you have everything!"
"You know you’re best friends when you can sit in silence and still feel like you’re having the best conversation ever."
"A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have."
"I would take a bullet for you. Not in the head… but like in the leg or something."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."
"Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there… usually watching you eat alone."
"We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends."
"I’d take a bullet for you. Just not in the kneecap."
"Life was meant for good friends and great adventures."
"You and I are so much more than friends. We’re like a really small gang."
"We’ll always be friends because you already know too much."
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
"Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die."
"My friends are the weirdest people I know, but that’s why I love them."
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. You just have to be a little bit weird."
"It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer."
"Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face."
"Some friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there… in your way."
"If you have friends who can laugh at you and with you, count yourself lucky."
"A good friend will help you move, but a best friend will help you move a body."
"We've been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence."
"Friendship is just a single soul dwelling in two bodies."
"You know you're friends when you can be stupid together."
"Friends are therapists you can drink with."
"There’s no buddy like a best buddy."
"Friendship is like a fart – if you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"If you and your friend are in a room together, you should always assume that there is at least one person in there who is not enjoying themselves."
"A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
"Behind every successful woman is a tribe of other successful women who have her back."
"We’re the kind of friends that just sit in silence together and still have the best time."
"Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone."
"Friends are like wine; they get better as they age."
"Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but true friends stick like an octopus on your face."
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success."
"You’re my favorite person to annoy."
"Friends are like stars; you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there… unless you owe them money."
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'"
"If you have crazy friends, you have everything."
"A good friend will always stab you in the front."
"Friends don't let friends do silly things alone."
"Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
"Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives and remembering what one receives."
"We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home."
"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
"I would rather walk with a friend in the dark than alone in the light."
"If you and your friend are in a crisis, remember it’s a good time to bond over suffering!"
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside."
"I don't need a therapist. I have a best friend."
"There’s no buddy like a good buddy."
"A true friend is the greatest of all blessings."
"Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone."
"You’re my favorite notification."
"Friendship is where mischief is just the beginning."
"I like you because you join in on my weirdness."
"We’ll always be friends because you know too much."
"True friends are always together in spirit."
"It's the friends we meet along the way that help us appreciate the journey."
"Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you."
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