25 result(s) for Sarcastic Quotes About Previous Job.
"I always give 100% at work: 10% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 22% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday."
"My previous job had me thinking I needed anger management. Turns out, I just needed a new job."
"I used to work in a fire extinguisher factory. You could say it was an extinguisher of my spirit."
"I didn't quit my previous job. I performed a strategic lateral escape."
"My last job was so easy, I was practically retired. I was just collecting a paycheck while pretending to work."
"The best part about leaving my last job was no longer having to pretend I liked everyone."
"I'm not saying I hated my old job, but I did celebrate every time the fire alarm went off."
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"I used to wake up dreading going to my previous job. Now I dread the fact that I have to find a new one."
"My previous job taught me a lot about what I don't want to do for the rest of my life."
"I miss my old job like I miss getting a root canal."
"Working hard or hardly working? At my last job, the answer was usually the latter."
"I survived my previous job. They should give me a medal, or at least a decent severance package."
"I learned a lot at my last job, mostly about how to avoid work."
"I used to dream about my previous job. Now I have nightmares."
"My last job was a great learning experience. I learned a lot about how to update my resume."
"My previous boss told me to have a good day… so I went home."
"I'm not sure what was worse: the work, the people, or the fluorescent lighting at my previous job."
"I left my old job to pursue other interests, mainly sleep."
"I've decided my previous job was a paid internship to learn how to avoid doing that again."
"The only thing I got out of my last job was an increased tolerance for boredom."
"My previous job was so unfulfilling, it made Mondays feel like a vacation."
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"I'm not saying my previous job was bad, but I started referring to it as 'the abyss'."
"My previous company taught me to love Mondays... by showing me how much worse the other days could be."
"Remember when I said I was looking for a job until I found a career? Still looking..."
"I appreciated my last job. It gave me something to complain about."
