25 result(s) for Funny And Motivational Running Quotes.
"I don't run to add days to my life, I run to add life to my days."
"My doctor told me I needed to start running. I told him I'd be running out of money if I took up jogging."
"I love running cross country. On a track, I feel like a hamster."
"If you are losing faith in human nature, go out and watch a marathon."
"I tried jogging once in San Francisco. I had to stop at every hill."
"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."
"I run because it's the closest I can get to flying."
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"I’m not a very good runner. I’m always tripping over things. My ankles are very weak."
"Run like you stole something."
"I don't jog, because the ice might fall out of my glass."
"Run when you can, walk if you have to, crawl if you must; just never give up."
"I like running. It keeps me on an even keel."
"I have a love-hate relationship with running. I love the feeling of being fit, but I hate the act of running."
"I have always felt that running was a sort of love affair. There's the anticipation, the start, the doubts creeping in, the elation of triumph, the struggle to keep going."
"It’s very hard in the beginning to understand that the whole idea is not to beat the other runners. Eventually you learn that the competition is against the little voice inside you that wants you to quit."
"Running is my meditation."
"Running is flying, but without the wings. It’s like taking a vacation to another world every time you step outside."
"Run often. Run long. But never outrun your joy of running."
"Some seek therapy, others head to the bar, I run."
"Life is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap."
"I am a runner, therefore I am."
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"The reason we race isn't so much to beat each other,... but to be with each other."
"Running is real and relatively simple... but it ain't easy."
"If I collapse, please pause my watch."
"Every race is a masterpiece."
