26 result(s) for Quotes About Love And Humor.
"Love is not only blind, it’s a little bit deaf."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
"I love you, but I can't stand you."
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap."
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"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: That she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."
"The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so."
"There is nothing more alluring than a woman who is afraid to love."
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit."
"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"
"My wife and I thought we were in love, but we were just hungry."
"Love is the only thing that you get more of by giving it away."
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"Marriage is the only war where one side sleeps with the enemy."
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"True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen."
"Love is like a game of chess. One false move and you’re mated."
"There’s a fine line between love and hate; it’s called a marriage."
"Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there."
"At the end of the day, love and laughter are the best medicine."
