27 result(s) for Humor And Love Quotes.
"A laugh is a smile that bursts."
"Love is not only something you feel, it is something you do."
"Humor is just another defense against the universe."
"The best thing to hold onto in life is each other."
"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
"I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
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"Love is like the wind, you can't see it, but you can feel it."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."
"Love is all you need."
"A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny."
"To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides."
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."
"The four most important words in any marriage: 'I’ll do the dishes.'"
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap."
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
"You can’t put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get."
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"If love is not the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
"Our love is like a song that echoes through the ages."
"Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination."
"A good sense of humor is worth more than a ton of advice."
"Love knows no distance; it hath no continent; its eyes are for the stars."
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
