102 result(s) for Garfield Quotes.
"I’m not overweight, I’m just nine inches short."
"I love cats. They purr and they hug you, and they are quiet and soft."
"If you can't be kind, at least be vague."
"I'm not a morning person. I’m a breakfast person."
"The only thing I hate more than a Monday is a Monday without lasagna."
"I don’t mind people thinking I’m a cat. I just want to be loved."
"Diet is 'die' with a 't'."
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"In my defense, I was left unsupervised."
"Just because you’re not a cat person doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy a good nap."
"Food is my best friend."
"There’s no such thing as a small piece of lasagna."
"Naps are a great way to refresh your mind and body. Preferably on a full stomach."
"Love is like a lasagna—layered and complex, but ultimately very satisfying."
"A day without lasagna is like a day without sunshine."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"Sometimes I wish I were a dog—so I could roll in my food."
"You can’t rush greatness—especially when it comes to lunch."
"There’s nothing that a bowl of lasagna can’t fix."
"Why chase you when I’m still catching up on my sleep?"
"If only I could find a way to exercise without moving."
"Just because I'm not yelling doesn't mean I'm not thinking about food."
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"I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode."
"Every day should be an adventure; a lasagna-filled adventure."
"As long as there are snacks, I’m happy."
"The only thing I like better than watching a good movie is being in a good movie."
"Diet is 'die' with a 't' at the end."
"I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person."
"Lasagna is the best thing ever invented."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I love cats. They’re so much like me."
"I can't do Mondays. They make me feel all bloated."
"There’s no better friend than a good lasagna."
"I don’t need to be a millionaire. I just need to be able to afford lasagna."
"If a cat were in charge, there would be no wars."
"I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke."
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"Always take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila."
"I find the best part of waking up is going back to sleep."
"Tiredness is my favorite excuse."
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode."
"Give me choices: lasagna or lasagna?"
"Life is too short to be serious all the time. If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me... I’ll laugh at you."
"I could be a morning person, if morning happened at noon."
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
"Odie, why must you be so stupid?"
"I love it when my plans come together... only to abruptly fall apart."
"Let’s face it: I’m meant to be a couch potato."
"Eating is a necessity, but cooking is a skill."
"In the game of life, I’m the referee."
"I’m not overweight, I’m just under-tall."
" Mondays are the worst."
"I love cats. They taste just like chicken."
"The only thing better than cat is more cat."
"I hate Mondays. I’m on a permanent vacation."
"If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best."
"I’m a cat. I don’t do much. But when I do, I’m great at it."
"I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing."
"I’m not a morning person. I’m not a night person. I’m a cat."
"Your belly is a sacred space."
"There’s no problem a cat can’t solve."
"Food: it's a cat's best friend."
"I don’t do push-ups. I do 'sit-downs.'"
"A little exercise never hurt anyone, unless you fall off a cliff."
"I can’t wait for my nine lives to be over."
"Life is too short to be on a diet."
"Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can’t look at a cat and see a shy, timid creature."
"The vet said to put him on a diet. I told him that's a medical condition."
"You know what they say: You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy lasagna, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"I’d give up lasagna, but I’m not a quitter!"
"Put your heart in the oven, and bake at 350."
"Friends are like food. They feed your soul."
"Donuts: the world’s perfect food."
"I dream of a world where I can eat lasagna all day and work from my bed."
"Lasagna, the food that does it all."
"To the moon, Alice! And by that I mean more lasagna."
"I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed."
"Diet is ‘die’ with a ‘t’."
"Love me, love my lasagna."
"I can’t help it if I’m a natural-born genius."
"I hate Mondays."
"Sometimes I think I’m a little too smart for my own good."
"The only thing I’m committed to is nap time."
"If you don’t like it, leave it."
"There’s nothing better than a lazy Sunday afternoon."
"If I fits, I sits."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy lasagna, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"I love cats. They give me a reason to ignore people."
"I don’t do mornings."
"Lasagna is my favorite food group."
"The only exercise I get is running out of food."
"I’m a cat. I’m supposed to be lazy."
"Why chase mice when there are fish in the sea?"
"Just because you’re not one of my nine lives doesn’t mean you can’t be my friend."
"Home is where the food is."
"You can’t make me do anything I don’t want to do."
"Food is my favorite F word."
"I never met a lasagna I didn’t like."
"If I can’t eat it or sleep on it, I’m not interested."
"There’s more to life than just eating, but it’s really low on the list."
"I’m not fat, I’m just big-boned."
"Every day is a good day for a nap."
"You say tomato, I say lasagna."
"Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?"
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