128 result(s) for Funny Bathroom Wall Quotes.
"Here I sit, brokenhearted. Came to sh*t, but only farted."
"The most important thing to remember is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman. Then always be Batman."
"Don't worry, the toilet will never tell your secrets."
"Toilet: a room where you can do your business and reflect on all the bad decisions you've made."
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!"
"Flush like there's a hot date waiting for you!"
"This bathroom is a place for work and contemplation, so please keep your business short and sweet!"
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"Men are like toilets: either they’re open and available or they’re not."
"A clean toilet is a sign of a wasted life."
"When in doubt, flush it out!"
"Be a good friend—don’t forget to flush."
"You’ve got to hand it to toilet paper; it’s just on a roll all the time."
"To put it bluntly, let’s have a number two and make it fast!"
"If you don't like this toilet, I have others!"
"This is a no-stress zone. Relax, and let it flow."
"If your life is a mess, it's okay—just wipe and flush!"
"Life happens. Don't worry; just flush it down!"
"Wipe the seat, or we'll tell your mother!"
"Remember: If you can't laugh at yourself, sit down and think about it!"
"Pressure in the bathroom is like life: It builds up, and sometimes you just need to let it out."
"You can't fix stupid, but you can fix a toilet."
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"A flush a day keeps the doctor away!"
"If you can read this, you’re too close."
"Welcome to the throne room—now take a seat and rule!"
"Caution: Objects in the mirror are dirtier than they appear."
"It's easier to flush than it is to edit!"
"Feeling inspired? Leave it here!"
"Everyone wants to change the world, but no one wants to change the toilet paper roll."
"Flush the toilet and you flush your problems away!"
"The best seat in the house."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!"
"This toilet is for all of us, please don’t be shy."
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seaty."
"Here I sit, broken hearted. Came to sh*t, but only farted."
"Sit long, talk much, laugh often."
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"The bathroom is for taking a break… from reality."
"I don’t always go to the bathroom, but when I do, I make sure to have a good laugh!"
"Toilet paper is the real MVP!"
"Keep calm and flush it down!"
"If you’re going to be blue, be sapphire."
"Welcome to the lavatory; please drop your expectations at the door."
"Potty like a rock star!"
"You might as well be honest while you're in the room."
"Don't worry, it’s only temporary!"
"Restroom rules: no one likes a long story."
"Do not disturb: I'm in my happy place."
"Be a hero, flush the toilet!"
"Some call it a bathroom, I call it my office."
"In this house, we support one another… unless you forget to flush."
"There’s no place like home… unless you’re in the bathroom."
"We aim to please, you aim too, please!"
"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
"Toilet: a place where you can sit and think without judgment."
"You have to be a man, to clean the bathroom."
"Bathroom humor: because humor is always better when it’s a little dirty."
"Everyone has a plan until they get to the bathroom."
"Flush: the only time you will be able to say, ‘I’m done!’"
"Out of toilet paper? Just be a strong person and make some tough decisions."
"When in doubt, flush it out."
"The best part of a bathroom is privacy. If only more people understood that."
"If you can’t find the bathroom, you’re going to have a very bad day."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a toilet."
"Some days you just need a quiet place to sit and think... or do other stuff."
"What happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom."
"Good friends are like toilets; you don’t appreciate them until they’re gone."
"Toilet paper: the first and last line of defense."
"Bathroom rules: 1. Pull up your pants. 2. Flush. 3. Wash your hands."
"If your bathroom needs a clean, just call the ‘toilet whisperer’."
"Life is like a toilet; it all depends on how we handle the mess."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"The bathroom is the most important room in the house. It’s where the magic happens."
"Your bathroom is a sanctuary; adorn its walls wisely!"
"Remember: you are unique, just like everyone else in the bathroom line."
"Life is not about how hard you fall; it’s about how well you clean up afterwards."
"Do not flush anything other than toilet paper. Seriously. And no, not even your hopes and dreams."
"When you gotta go, you gotta go. Just remember to aim!"
"I just want to be successful in my bathroom."
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat!"
"This bathroom is for everyone, but only some can use it."
"Toilet paper is like dating. It's all about the roll!"
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"Here I sit, brokenhearted. Tried to sh*t, but only farted."
"Why is it called rush hour when nothing moves?"
"This is a no phone zone - unless you're taking a selfie!"
"Happiness is the smell of a new box of crayons."
"If you think that you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"The only thing worse than a bad haircut is a bad bathroom experience."
"Remember, every time you flush, you're participating in a cycle of life."
"You can’t make everybody happy. You are not toilet paper."
"Life is too short to worry about the toilet seat."
"A clean bathroom is a sign of a wasted life."
"No one truly forgets to flush; some just choose to ignore it."
"In the bathroom, I write the best poetry."
"Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!"
"I put the 'pro' in procrastination, especially in here."
"If you don’t love me at my worst, don’t flush me at my best."
"The best part about a bathroom trip? The thinking time!"
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode - especially in the restroom!"
"Life is potty, don’t miss the moments!"
"Bathroom: the only room where socializing comes with a strict policy on smells."
"If you can’t handle me at my 'number two', you don’t deserve me at my 'number one'."
"Toilets are a reminder that great things sometimes get flushed down the drain."
"The best part of waking up is a little coffee in your cup. But the best part of going to the bathroom is the reading material on the wall."
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."
"Bathroom humor isn't just for the bathroom."
"Please remain seated for the entire performance."
"Toilet paper: the only thing that comes between you and a good time."
"Flush it like you mean it!"
"The only thing worse than being a toilet is being an empty one."
"Out of toilet paper? You must be fun at parties!"
"Caution: This bathroom might cause unhealthy relationships."
"I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny."
"Remember: If you can read this, you're in the wrong place."
"Don't worry, be happy. Especially in the bathroom."
"I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing, especially in the bathroom!"
"If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure don’t deserve me at my best... or in my bathroom."
"Sitting down is the new standing up."
"Don't forget to wash your hands; germs are people too."
"Dear bathroom, I don't want to be dramatic, but you're my everything."
"When in doubt, just flush it out."
"If only our thoughts could smell as bad as our farts."
"In the lavatory, it's all about making a clean getaway."
"Good toilet humor is hard to find but easy to flush away."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"Pee happens. Just flush and move on!"
"Relax, you're in the bathroom. Worst case scenario, you have to wipe."
"This too shall pass."
"Nothing is really that important, except in the bathroom."
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