95 result(s) for Funny Wedding Shower Quotes.
"Marriage is a workshop... where the husband works and the wife shops."
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth. She told me the psychiatrist was seeing someone else."
"I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always."
"Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them."
"My husband thinks he’s going to die first because I have a better life insurance policy."
"Marriage is like a fine wine. If you take care of it, it improves with age. If you do not, it turns to vinegar!"
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"The four most important words in any marriage: 'I’ll do the dishes.'"
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
"Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up."
"To be happy in marriage is the result of being happy alone."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"Two people in love, alone, are the happiest two people in the world."
"If love is blind, then maybe a marriage is an eye-opener."
"A marriage is a series of ups and downs but with a solid foundation, the couple can weather any storm."
"The best way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it once."
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
"Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one."
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong."
"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife."
"A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers."
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"Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day."
"Marriage is not just spiritual communion. It is also remembering to take out the trash."
"There is no perfect wife; there are only perfect marriages."
"We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
"Marriage: because your single friends will never stop asking you when you'll settle down."
"To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides."
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
"You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
"They asked me to come up with a quote for this wedding shower, but all I can think about is cake."
"A wedding is just a party. A marriage is a relationship."
"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
"In the husband department, you can’t beat a male with a good sense of humor."
"You know you’re getting old when your wedding ring replaces your 7-year-old’s picture in your wallet."
"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning."
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"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
"Marriage is not just about marrying the right person; it is also being the right partner."
"A good marriage is like a casserole — only those responsible for it really know what goes in it."
"I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war."
"A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other."
"Marriage: a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."
"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."
"Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."
"When you marry, you marry: 'That is my fortune.'"
"Getting married is like getting a root canal. The pain you go through is worth it when it’s all over."
"Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy."
"There’s no such thing as an ‘ideal’ couple, only couples who work hard to find that common ground!"
"In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."
"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."
"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."
"Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one."
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade."
"Two becoming one is a miracle. Two becoming one and still managing to keep their sanity is a greater miracle."
"Marriage: The only adventure open to the cowardly."
"In marriage, the husband is like a fine wine. He gets better with age. The wife is like a great cheese. She gets stinkier."
"My husband and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband."
"The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I’ll do the dishes.'"
"Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
"The four most important words in any marriage: 'I’ll fix dinner.'"
"Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers."
"A wedding is just like a funeral, except that you get to smell your own flowers."
"The secret to a lasting marriage? Just stay out of each other's way!"
"I think that a good marriage is a marriage that doesn’t forget that there’s a party going on somewhere while they’re at home preparing dinner."
"Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops."
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."
"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short."
"The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret."
"Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"The four most important words in any marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'"
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you're just looking for a club and a spade."
"Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
"Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one."
"A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes in it."
"The best thing to hold onto in life is each other."
"Every marriage is a merger, and every pre-nup is a corporate agreement."
"The only thing worse than being single is being married to someone who thinks they’re single."
"Marriage is like a warm bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot."
"In marriage, each partner is to be the servant of the other."
"First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in the baby carriage."
"To be happy in marriage is not a simple matter. It's a full-time job. It requires unwavering dedication and attention."
"There’s only one thing worse than being single again, and that’s being married again."
"The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
"Marriage: because your love didn’t just go away, but it sometimes needs to be rekindled."
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