25 result(s) for Funny Top Banana Quotes.
"I'm not sure what's harder: convincing people I'm not a banana or convincing a banana that it's not me."
"I don't know why people are so obsessed with bananas. They're good, but they're not, like, winning-an-Oscar good."
"If life gives you bananas, make a smoothie. And then add chocolate. Because why not?"
"The road to success is paved with banana peels. Just try not to slip."
"I tried to explain bananas to my dog, but he just kept barking and wagging his tail. I think he gets it."
"My therapist told me to embrace my inner banana. I'm still not sure what that means, but I'm wearing yellow today."
"Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!"
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"I'm not saying I'm addicted to bananas, but I did just peel one with my toes."
"I have a black belt in banana eating. It's a very niche skill."
"My dating profile says I'm 'a-peel-ing.' Get it?"
"Warning: May spontaneously burst into laughter when presented with a banana."
"I once dreamt I was a banana. It was very a-peel-ing"
"You know what they say, a banana a day keeps the doctor away… or at least makes him question your life choices."
"I’m bananas for you!"
"I'm going bananas!"
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?"
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot."
"I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened."
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"The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow."
"There are no speed limits on the road to success."
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
"It wasn't that he didn't know what to do with it, didn't know what to do with anything. It was just that he had to do it, and that was the problem."
