25 result(s) for Evil Larry Quotes.
"The price of eternal vigilance is indifference."
"Sometimes, I scare myself with my own lies."
"Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."
"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand!"
"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
"Hindsight is always twenty-twenty."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
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"Always be honest. If you have to lie, don't."
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me; the second one didn't."
"Children really brighten up a house. They never turn the lights off."
"I intend to live forever, or die trying."
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
"Here's to our wives and girlfriends: may they never meet!"
"A pessimist is never disappointed."
"Kill them with success and bury them with a smile."
"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong."
"Life is hard. After all, it kills you."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
"Of course I want the unicorn. Everybody wants the unicorn. But you can't just go around waving your dick at the unicorn."
"There is no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours they soften up like anything."
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"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
"The problem with having an open mind, of course, is that people will try to put things in it."
