126 result(s) for Funny Rabbit Quotes.
"If you heard a noise, it was probably just a rabbit hopping around!"
"I'm not saying I'm a rabbit, but I sure am hoppy!"
"Rabbits are like potato chips, you can't just have one!"
"Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because somebunny bet him he couldn't!"
"What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line!"
"Don't worry, be hoppy!"
"A rabbit will always find a way to hop into your heart!"
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"Have you heard of the rabbit who took a nap? He was a bunny snoozer!"
"A rabbit's favorite dance? The bunny hop!"
"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an onion? A bunion!"
"I told my rabbit I was going to start a carrot farm. He said, 'Lettuce turnip the beet!'"
"The carrot is more than just a vegetable. It’s the rabbit’s treasure!"
"In the world of rabbits, every day is a hare raising adventure!"
"Why was the rabbit so upset? Because he couldn’t find his carrots, it was a hare-raising experience!"
"When all else fails, you can always count on carrots – the rabbit's best friend!"
"What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you!"
"Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets in the rabbit business!"
"A rabbit’s favorite restaurant? IHOP!"
"How do rabbits keep their fur looking so good? With hare spray!"
"Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer? Because they have hare-conditioning!"
"What did the Easter Bunny get for the crime? Egg-commuted sentence!"
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"What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good hop!"
"What’s a rabbit's favorite game? Hop-scotch!"
"Why do rabbits wear fur coats in the winter? Because they look good in them!"
"What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny!"
"I’m a lucky rabbit. I rabbit the good jokes."
"Why did the rabbit cross the road? To show that he had guts!"
"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a shellfish? An egg-lobster!"
"Hare today, gone tomorrow."
"Everybunny was kung fu fighting!"
"If at first you don’t succeed, try and try a-gain!"
"I can’t be a vegetarian because I eat carrot sticks."
"You’re one hop ahead of the rest!"
"Life is full of surprises, like finding a rabbit in your stew!"
"That’s why I love carrots; they’re always so a-peeling!"
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"Why was the rabbit so happy? Because he found a hoppy place to live!"
"Have you heard the one about the rabbit? Ah, fluffy stuff!"
"Just because you’re fluffy doesn’t mean you can’t be tough!"
"Guess what? I carrot wait to tell you!"
"Bunnies don’t care if you think they’re cute; they make their own rules!"
"Bunny: a cute little creature that will make you laugh but will also eat your garden."
"I’m just a hare, looking for some carrots!"
"March is the month of the hare, so be ready for some whiskery fun!"
"Why are rabbits so good at math? They multiply quickly!"
"Bunny puns are un-fur-gettable!"
"I told my rabbit to stop eating my homework, but he said it was too tasty!"
"The best way to keep a rabbit entertained is with a good carrot joke!"
"Let’s hop to it and have some fun!"
"What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line."
"I’m just a little hare-brained!"
"You’re just too cute to be a nuisance. You’re more like a hare-raising experience."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a rabbit, and that’s pretty much the same thing."
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito or a rabbit."
"I swear I’m not a crazy rabbit lady. I just really love my rabbits!"
"Hoppy Easter! Let the egg hunt begin!"
"Wanna hear a bunny joke? Just carrot all your friends!"
"You don’t have to be hopping mad to love rabbits, but it helps!"
"I’m getting hare-raising vibes from this party!"
"Bunny kisses and Easter wishes!"
"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!"
"I’m just a little fluffy ball of happiness!"
"A rabbit’s foot may bring good luck, but I’m just here for the carrots!"
"Every bunny is a little bit funny in their own way."
"It's not just a phase; I'm a rabbit at heart!"
"You can’t spell rabbit without a bit of ‘bit’!"
"Life is better with bunnies and their hare-larious antics!"
"When life gives you carrots, munch them!"
"Why did the bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!"
"Every rabbit’s day starts with a hop and a skip!"
"Keep calm and hop on!"
"In the garden of life, be a bunny who loves flowers and sunshine."
"Bunnies are like potato chips; you can’t have just one!"
"Why do rabbits never get hot in the summer? Because they have hare conditioning!"
"I’m so glad we’re friends, because it would be awkward if I was just a rabbit that you ignored."
"The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating."
"Somebunny loves you!"
"If you think I’m going to stop being cute, you have another thing coming!"
"It's all about the hops!"
"Eating too many carrots will make you a hopping mad rabbit!"
"Don’t worry, be hoppy!"
"Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off!"
"I’m not a bad bunny; I’m just drawn that way."
"I may be fluffy and cute, but I’m also a master of stealth and snacking."
"Rabbits are like good friends; they always have your back and a good stash of snacks."
"Happiness is a warm bunny."
"Why are rabbits so good at math? Because they multiply quickly!"
"There’s no use crying over spilled carrots!"
"A friend is someone who helps you find your lost carrots!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can adopt a bunny, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Carrots: the secret to a rabbit’s happy life!"
"If a rabbit is having a bad day, it just hops away!"
"A day without a rabbit is like a day without sunshine."
"Why do rabbits never get hot in the summer? Because they have hare-conditioning!"
"Bouncing into the weekend like...!"
"Keep calm and hop on."
"What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop!"
"Rabbits: the ultimate multitaskers—nibbling, hopping, and being adorable all at once!"
"Bunny ears are the best headphones!"
"Why did the rabbit bring a ladder? Because it wanted to reach the carrot on the roof!"
"A rabbit's foot may bring good luck, but it is not much use to a bunny."
"I’m so glad I’m not a bunny. Their lives are so… hoppy!"
"That is a great thing about a rabbit. You can look at them, and they look so serene—but they’re really just plotting."
"Rabbits are like potato chips. You can’t have just one."
"The rabbit doesn't get caught unless he wants to."
"Why did the rabbit get a job? Because he wanted to earn some cash for his carrot collection."
"If you want to be a rabbit, you have to think like one."
"A rabbit is a very small animal that thinks it’s a great deal bigger."
"You know you’re a bunny lover when you’ve got more carrots than people in your fridge."
"Bunnies are like jokes – the more you laugh, the more you want."
"Why don’t rabbits make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls."
"It’s not easy being a rabbit. You have to be quick, quiet, and clever."
"A rabbit’s favorite day? Hoppy Day!"
"Bunnies are fluffy clouds with long ears and personality."
"What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line!"
"Every time I see a bunny, I smile!"
"What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a shellfish? An oyster bunny!"
"If you can’t find a funny rabbit quote, just look at a bunny and smile!"
"Two rabbits were hopping down the road. One said, 'I'm getting tired.' The other said, 'Don't worry! We can hop off the path!'"
"Why are bunnies so good at math? Because they multiply so quickly!"
"What do you call a mischievous rabbit? A hare-brain!"
"A clever rabbit will share the carrots."
"I’m just a rabbit trying to find my carrots in this cruel world!"
"Why did the bunny break up with his girlfriend? She was a little too hoppy!"
"What kind of music do bunnies listen to? Hip-hop!"
"Rabbits are the original 'hip' creatures."
"Remember, a bunny's most valuable asset is its sense of humor."
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