125 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Nurses.
"Nurses often joke that they have the best seat in the house—you know, the one at the nurse's station."
"You know you’re a nurse when you have to ignore the 'no eating' signs in the break room."
"I could be a nurse, but I don't want to deal with the paperwork!"
"Nurses: We can’t fix stupid, but we can sedate it!"
"The hardest part of being a nurse is being a nurse."
"Nursing: The ultimate call to service! But first, let me take a snack break."
"Behind every great nurse is a substantial amount of coffee."
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"I’m a nurse. What’s your superhero ability?"
"To be a nurse is to be a leader, a keeper of secrets, and... a coffee enthusiast."
"Nurses are the heart of healthcare, basically the 'doctors' of the world's best coffee jokes."
"Nursing is not just a job; it’s a lifestyle—complete with scrubs and midnight snacks!"
"Love is in the air, and so is a lot of hand sanitizer."
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but we all know nurses think coffee is first."
"Nurses: we’re the first ones to smile and the last ones to sleep."
"I always thought nurses were just 'bad doctors' but boy, was I wrong!"
"Nursing: the perfect blend of science and a bit of sarcasm."
"If you don’t like coffee, you’re going to have a hard time being a nurse!"
"I’m a nurse, so I can see your whole medical history just by the way you walk in the door."
"Nurses: Because even superheroes need sidekicks."
"Being a nurse is like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire, you're on fire, everything is on fire, and you're in hell."
"Nursing is an art: and if it is to be made an art, it requires as exclusive a devotion as poetry."
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"If you think being a nurse is easy, try doing it with one hand tied behind your back!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch!"
"Nurses are the glue that holds everything together; but sometimes that glue can get really sticky!"
"As a nurse, I excel at multitasking. I can mourn, complain, and snack all at once!"
"The most important six words in nursing: 'I’m sorry, but you can’t have that!'"
"Nurses: the only people who can do everything and still be called 'just a nurse.'"
"I am not a hero. I am a nurse."
"Nurses never get a day off. We just switch from one patient's problems to another!"
"If love can’t cure it, nurses can!"
"I’m not a doctor, but I’ve seen a few! Welcome to my world."
"Nurses have all of the empathy and none of the money."
"Nurses are like software updates. Whenever you ignore them, things crash!"
"As a nurse, you know that you have to take the bad with the good – and also with the smelly."
"Behind every great doctor is a nurse who’s rolling her eyes."
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"Just because you’re not on the floor doesn’t mean you don’t know what to do. Just means you’re more clever than that!"
"Keep calm and trust the nurse. We’ve seen it all!"
"Nurses: Making your day, one tiny moment at a time!"
"You know you're a nurse when you can order the hospital food from the cafeteria without looking at the menu."
"I don’t always tell people that I’m a nurse, but when I do, I make sure they know it’s because I’m tired of hearing them complain!"
"I’m a nurse. I solve problems you didn’t know you had in ways you can’t understand."
"Nursing is not for everyone; it takes a special person to deal with fresh hell on a daily basis!"
"The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others – especially when you're helping them avoid a call to the nurse!"
"Nursing is a lot like holding a poker hand, except the stakes are for real!"
"You call it chaos. We call it a shift change!"
"A nurse with a good sense of humor is worth her weight in gold!"
"Never underestimate the power of a nurse's smile – it can be your best medicine!"
"When in doubt, just keep calm and pretend you’re a nurse!"
"Being a nurse is like being a superhero without a cape - but you do get scrubs."
"I'm not a hero, but I do have a stethoscope and a sense of humor."
"Nurses: We can't fix stupid, but we can sedate it."
"Behind every great nurse is a supervisor who is pretty sure they're screwing it up."
"If you think nursing is easy, you must be in the wrong unit."
"I love my job only when I'm on vacation."
"Nursing: The only profession where you can have a life-threatening condition and still go to work."
"The best part about being a nurse is that you get to be the superhero without a cape."
"If you don’t like my nursing skills, just remember: you asked for my help."
"Nursing is an art, and if it is to be made an art, it requires an exclusive devotion as hard a preparation as any painter's or sculptor's work."
"Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital."
"The only time I feel like a patient is when I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night."
"Nurses: We don’t have to be crazy to do this, but it sure helps!"
"There are only two kinds of people in the world: those who are nurses and those who should be."
"Don’t worry, I’m a nurse. I can fix it."
"Nursing is a dream job for people who like to take care of others and occasionally feel like superheroes."
"Nurses: Making a difference one patient at a time."
"I'm a nurse, what's your superpower?"
"As a nurse, I have to be comfortable with the fact that I will likely need a call button after my shifts."
"I’m not sure which is worse: that I’m a nurse or that I have to take care of my own family."
"If I had a dollar for every time I was grateful I’m a nurse, I’d have enough money to retire."
"Nurses are the backbone of the healthcare system – they keep all the crazy in check."
"You know you’re a nurse when you find yourself knowing more about your patients than your own family."
"Nursing students: future rock stars of the health care field."
"Nursing is like a pick-up game; no matter how well I play, I always end up getting tackled."
"We're all mad here – but being a nurse? That’s just part of the job description."
"I can’t fix stupid, but I can sedate it."
"Nurses: We put the 'fun' in 'dysfunction.'"
"I have a nursing degree. I’m allowed to drop the F-bomb."
"Save one life, you’re a hero. Save 100 lives, you’re a nurse."
"Behind every great nurse, there is an even greater coffee."
"Nurses are like icebergs. Most of their work is hidden beneath the surface."
"You know you’re a nurse when you just want to sleep for a week."
"Nursing: the only profession where you can give a patient a bedpan as a gift."
"I went into nursing to save lives, but I’m still waiting for my first one."
"Nurses are the heartbeat of healthcare."
"A nurse will always love you, even when you’ve given up on yourself."
"Nurses don’t just work in hospitals, they make it feel like home."
"I’m a nurse. What’s your superpower?"
"To be successful, you must first fall in love with your profession."
"Nursing: the toughest job you’ll ever love."
"If love could have saved you, you would have lived forever."
"A nurse is a person who really cares."
"Trust me, I’m a nurse. I know what I’m doing."
"The best part of being a nurse is that you get to meet all kinds of people, even the interesting ones."
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think it depends on the nurse!"
"You think being a nurse is hard? Try being a patient!"
"Being a nurse means you will never be bored."
"I don’t always use my stethoscope, but when I do, I prefer to listen to patients’ hearts."
"Nursing is not for the faint of heart; it’s for the brave of heart."
"Nursing: The finest art. A warm heart empowered by knowledge."
"Nurses: Because even doctors need heroes."
"Nurses can do it all, except go home on time."
"I’m not a nurse; I’m a ‘healthcare ninja.’"
"Nursing is a work of heart."
"A nurse is a person who sees the heart in every patient."
"Behind every great nurse is a trail of paperwork."
"If you think nursing is easy, you should try it sometimes."
"Nurses: We can’t fix stupid, but we can sedate it."
"Nursing is like a snowstorm; you don’t know how many layers you’ll need until you start."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"Nurses are like superheroes, but without capes."
"You know you’re a nurse when you can lift a patient and a pizza simultaneously."
"Nurse: Just another word to describe a person strong enough to tolerate anything."
"Nursing is like herding cats."
"Sometimes, the best medicine is a little laughter."
"Dear Nurses, remember: chocolate is a food group!"
"You can’t scare me, I’m a nurse."
"Nurses are the only people who will take care of you when you can’t take care of yourself."
"Nurses have hearts of gold, but are often too busy to shine."
"The best way to cure burnout? Wine and nurses."
"If you think nursing is just a job, you haven’t met a nurse yet."
"Nurses: Making bad days less bad since forever."
"The most important tool in a nurse’s toolkit? A sense of humor."
"Nurses bring a little ‘happy’ to the ‘sick.’"
"Nursing: A fun way to take care of people who don’t take care of themselves."
"Just when you think you know what’s going on, a patient says something surprising."
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